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OMG .. Jon Ronson's speaking voice ..

551 replies

Twiglett · 20/01/2007 16:45

NOT what I imagined at all

just seen a strange ad on More4 with him in it

he sounds so drippy

oh gawd I'm not going to enjoy his columns any more now, cos I'll hear the weedy crappy voice

OP posts:
oliveoil · 17/07/2007 12:04

who is Jon Ronson

is he related to Mark Ronson (music man extraordinaire)

Aitch · 17/07/2007 12:06

he's the upfront columnist in teh guardian saturday mag. except he's not up front. he's downright weaselly. google him, he's got his own site. and a forum filled with adoring fans.

ruty · 17/07/2007 12:11

Mark Ronson is a New Yorker...

laundrylover · 17/07/2007 12:34

This thread is making me lose money as am not doing any work!

Heston, do come back and play with us no-names. I am undecided on JR but do read his column...enjoy Lucy Mangan tho.

Sadly the Weekend and Family section is about all I get through in a week. Yes, I know Heston I shoud spend less time on MN.

scampadoodle · 17/07/2007 13:15

Yes, Aitch, WL is (or was - haven't seen him for aeons) both bulky AND hairy (not so dissimilar to DH in those respects...hmmm...). And, like JR, he is neurotic as hell - you should have heard his reasons for not driving a car: hugely complicated scenarios inevitably concluding in his being tarmac jam - BUT not neurotic in a whingey way.

JR's fateful mistake was to send you that email. He should just have thought "oh, FFS," & left it alone. Especially if we're all as weird as his wife & the Guardian forum seem to think we are...

Anyway, regarding fancying weird people in the media, in the late '80s I worked at the Daily Mirror & thought Alistair Campbell was a bit of a dish - & I wasn't alone

ruty · 17/07/2007 13:17

Qutie enjoyed Lucy Mangan's last column on the 'Britishness' of our schools. But usually she is so chock full of over the top metaphors and her own superciliousness that i find her a bit annoying.

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:23

i tend to tire of her after the third par. too many words.

A Campbell is a bona fide dish, but a horrifying creature all the same. was pmsl when rory bremner said that he'd nobbled him at a press launch to point out he'd lost weight and that the fat guy playing him on the show would have to go.

coddy · 17/07/2007 13:23

did oyu not see my thread?

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:27

what thread? by the way, have you got nearermycodtothee? i've aways thought that would be a good name.

scampadoodle · 17/07/2007 13:28

An AC thread, Coddy?

Aitch - tell me who else you fancy. I always thought my strange taste in men was unique.

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:28

found it. pmsl at catnip 'i nearly died'. ROFL

BocoBeak · 17/07/2007 13:30

I think CodForYourOwnBack is good too.

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:30

i don't actually fancy too many... but i'm currently trying to arrange a meeting with Ray Stevenson, titus pullo on Rome. he's working on a friend's film. i saw him once on our street and, to quote catnip, 'i nearly died'. the biggest hunk of man you ever did see. just absolutely PERFECT.

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:31

oh yes codforownback is good.

BocoBeak · 17/07/2007 13:32

So aitch it sounds like you like a mans man burly surly hairy types? Rugby? Bit alpha?

scampadoodle · 17/07/2007 13:34

Oh, post a link...Every time I do a search I lose the will to live...

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:36

not rugby, no. it's brains i like by and large. and a bit of fierce. but i will make an exception for ray stevenson because he's dreamy.

scampadoodle · 17/07/2007 13:37

Ah, & there we part company, Aitch. A beautiful friendship cruelly nipped in the bud. Ray Stevenson is such a crap actor. (Do you think he'll send me a whingey email? I think NOT

ruty · 17/07/2007 13:41

He is gorgeous. Slightly wooden [except while faking rampant sex] but gorgeous. But Titus Pullo suits him so much better than Ray Stevenson. [disappointed emoticon]

Aitch · 17/07/2007 13:41

www.hbo.com/rome/img/episode/ep15/ep15_07.jpg

actually, do you think he's crap? goodness, i hadn't noticed. he just looks so handsome on a horse. lol at the fact that i've never even considered whether or not he can act.

ruty · 17/07/2007 13:46

i imagine he has a huge wanger. [and Ray too.] That was really coarse and not at all intellectual wasn't it? sorry.

ruty · 17/07/2007 13:57

he's with my old agent!

margoandjerry · 17/07/2007 14:00

Sadly, AC is widely accepted to be lush, including by himself. This makes him entirely unlush in my opinion. He might even give JR a run for his money as self-obsessed nana of the week.

However this: "So aitch it sounds like you like a mans man burly surly hairy types? Rugby? Bit alpha?" is surely a classic description of Gordon Brown...

Aitch · 17/07/2007 14:25

erm i do quite like him. he seems very decent and clever. although wierdly shy when i met him a zillion years ago.

Aitch · 17/07/2007 14:27

anyway, we know you're still reading this thread elaine, why don't you come back and play with us on MN? i'm sure you'll like it, really.