Remind me again why it would be unreasonable to ban a fully function adult from touching the curtains?

[HoneyDragon]

It's a bendy pole. They do not need to be vigourously yanked with vigourously vigour to the ends of the pole.

If you do that then the poor smuck that closes them has to stand on the settee to put them back in the original place so they can open and shut with just a swish.

I don't see how it can be unreasonable to get a megaphone and scream

STOP FUCKING UP THE CURTAINS YOU BIG EVIL CURTAIN ANNHILATING BASTARD.

And yes this is the absolute most important thing I have to worry about. All other worries are mere vexations in comparison to this

That's a very frosted response.

You need to see the bigger Picture, it's net worth getting blinded by rage over it.

I'll roller on over and take a look through the picture window then.

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
To open windows

Actually I've been side blinded by all these comments.

I call for classics.

I think you are missing a trick here to shutter him up, go curtainless, that'll teach him

Bump