Aibu over lady using my parking spaces.

[Nannyplum2015]

We live in a housing estate and each house or flat has one or two spaces allocated to them. Most of the spaces are directly outside our houses except a few that are round the side that have garages. The spaces aren't numbered but everyone seems to know who's is whose. There's a new neighbour that has moved in next door to me (a corner house) and has a garage parking space round the back of her house, however she uses both my spaces as she parks in the middle of them. It's quite annoying when there's nowhere else to park as you have to park further down the road.

I went over today and introduced myself and poilitley told her the spaces were mine and hers was round the back but she was welcome to use our other space when we don't have guests but could she park to one side so I can fit my car next to hers. She looked at me with a blank expression, said no and shut the door on me! What do I do now!? I just stood there for a moment open mouthed and then went home.

Now I'm not sure if she has mobility problems as she's not exactly nimble anymore (about 65) but I am shocked at her one word reply!

tubby parker thank you so much icelolly for making me spray water at my screen

I know this is a funny thread - and I agree that the nasty neighbour deserves to be blocked in - and I am applauding the OP and her ingenious neighbour - but please could we manage without the tubby parker/waddling parker/lazy chubbsa insults, please?

I am overweight (and oversensitive today, I admit), but these words are making me sad.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius

((Hugs))) from one Large lady to another.

Apologies SDTG really no offence meant!

Oh the waddling ref was about weight?

And who said tubby parker? That was weight too? So dim today....

V useful thread for anyone who maintains a spreadsheet then. Several people outing themselves as wankers.

If 'waddling' and 'tubby' are disapproved of as beng fattist, please cut out the ageism as well. "Old bat" referring to a 65 year old is uncalled for, KissMyFatArse.

I would love to see a MN spreadsheet

Quite agree Tricky

I wish I'd get my arse in gear and start one slithy. Today could be a good day for it...

Sorry! I'm overweight myself,was being flippant.

So - back to the villain of the piece. Any update from the OP on the lady of no particular size or age who parks like a cunt?

who parks like a cunt

Oi. You are offending cunts everywhere now. Mine is not that vile. :)

LONPSOAWPLAC - sorry, I don't think the acronym is going to catch on any time soon, SirChenjin!

Lonnpasowhack? Whyever not? Quite catchy

I am sure your cunt is perfectly charming, Lweji - but can you honestly say it is skilled at parking cars?

Nb. I have no personal knowledge of Lweji's cunt, but she sounds as if she's have a lovely one.

• • she'd, not she's.

A 'PUNT'

aka 'parking cunt'

'I was late because some fucking punt was in my space' etc.

Could catch on.

I like PUNT, it could catch on. And I can say it infront of the kids without damaging them

Or a plac. Parks like a cunt.

Theres a twitter account dedicated to such displays of parking twattery @yplac (you park like a cunt) always good for a laugh whilst passing time waiting for op to post an update

And I thought my neighbour was bad!

Just in from work....
Sweet, sweet wifi.

Hi, I'm back and her car is still there sandwiched between NAR and FONAR! Not sure if she's tried to go out at all.

We need that webcam. Either that or another neighbour who is willing to fill the gaps. I can't believe I've checked 100 times today to see what happened when a woman I don't know tried to go out!! Its not healthy.