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Aibu over lady using my parking spaces.

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Nannyplum2015 · 14/02/2015 18:58

We live in a housing estate and each house or flat has one or two spaces allocated to them. Most of the spaces are directly outside our houses except a few that are round the side that have garages. The spaces aren't numbered but everyone seems to know who's is whose. There's a new neighbour that has moved in next door to me (a corner house) and has a garage parking space round the back of her house, however she uses both my spaces as she parks in the middle of them. It's quite annoying when there's nowhere else to park as you have to park further down the road.

I went over today and introduced myself and poilitley told her the spaces were mine and hers was round the back but she was welcome to use our other space when we don't have guests but could she park to one side so I can fit my car next to hers. She looked at me with a blank expression, said no and shut the door on me! What do I do now!? I just stood there for a moment open mouthed and then went home.

Now I'm not sure if she has mobility problems as she's not exactly nimble anymore (about 65) but I am shocked at her one word reply!

OP posts:
SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 17:55

I take back the cunt analogy - it's not fair on cunts Grin

So where is the OP then, hmmmm??

var123 · 18/02/2015 17:56

At last!!!

are her lights on? and the good neighbour too!

MythicalKings · 18/02/2015 17:57
SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 17:57

Oooh - cross posts!! This is an exciting bit of news!

How long is NAR going to be able to keep his car there (in years) do you think?

SauvignonBlanche · 18/02/2015 17:57

Well done NAR! Grin

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 18/02/2015 18:00

I want NAR and FoNAR to get these and get them in place quick sharp Grin
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Universal-Waterproof-Outdoor-Rain-Dust-Winter-Snow-UV-Protection-Full-Car-Cover-/321358586515?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4ad276e293

SirChenjin · 18/02/2015 18:01

OK - here is the plan. NAR and FONAR need to go to Cunts house (with webcams for our benefit) and tell her that they will move their cars on the understanding that she starts giving a shit. Everytime she does not give a shit they will repeat the blocking-in until she mends her dastardly ways.

ChestyTheSnowman · 18/02/2015 18:05

Fabulous Grin

goldvelvet · 18/02/2015 18:07

Nanny Plum you aren't going out tomorrow are you?

donnie · 18/02/2015 18:27

This thread is the highlight of my existence atm Grin

I am also very excited by the inventiveness of all these new acronyms, Poonar being my current fave.

donnie · 18/02/2015 18:29

Nannyplum I am guessing Nar and Poonar are starving ndn into submission. Go them!

RedSoloCup · 18/02/2015 18:37

Thanks for updating, any change of a pic Wink

Also have OH and MIL on the edge of their seats ....

Nannyplum2015 · 18/02/2015 18:40

What's POONAR? I think I missed that one! No pics I'm afraid as I don't want people knowing who I am! Plus I'm too embarrassed to stand outside taking snaps lol

OP posts:
ScrumpyBetty · 18/02/2015 18:48

Can I have some popcorn please? And a large glass of red? I'm blatantly not place marking at all....whistles innocently

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 18/02/2015 18:49

Person On Other side of Neighbour Across the Road (is that Friend Of NAR? )

Nannyplum2015 · 18/02/2015 18:52

Oh! I don't recognise fonar's car, it's not poonar's! NAR is in as is ndn.

OP posts:
KitKat1985 · 18/02/2015 18:57

Ooooh! [Rubs hands gleefully] I do hope it's all about to kick off! [Clearly not a very nice person me].

icelollycraving · 18/02/2015 18:59

I've been surreptitiously checking all day at work. This could run & run

Lweji · 18/02/2015 19:01

I am sure your cunt is perfectly charming, Lweji - but can you honestly say it is skilled at parking cars?
I am ALL skilled at parking cars. Every part of my body is. Grin

littleleftie · 18/02/2015 19:01

settles in

So happy Smile

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 18/02/2015 19:04

Grin @ Lweji!

Lweji · 18/02/2015 19:04

I suspect NAR has enlisted all his friends and is teaching NDN a very hard lesson. I wonder how long they will be able to keep it up.
Will NDN capitulate and ask him to move, or has she already asked and he's told her to fuck off?
You must ask him.

takeitonthegin · 18/02/2015 19:04

I have been saving reading the update all day until the kids were in bed. Op if you are anywhere near Staffordshire then feel free to inbox me and I will gladly sit in your street tomorrow and provide updates. I could even pose as someone from the management company and ask her to move Her vehicle. Grin

icelollycraving · 18/02/2015 19:06

Oh that is a brilliant idea takeitonthegin

KatieKaye · 18/02/2015 19:12

NDN and his wonderful mates are the stuff of which legends are made. I just wish they knew how many people they have made so very happy?

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