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I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.

751 replies

Blacklight · 12/02/2015 21:26

I am male, mid 20's and grew up with this technology.
Wondering what something means?
Wondering how to do something?
Wondering how your kids did something?
Wondering if you should let your kids do something?

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Honeydragon · 12/02/2015 23:32

Can't Sad not if people have doubts, promised HQ I'd only used it for proper weirdy man trolls.

But messyRedHairs been made all sad by the op so I won't.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 12/02/2015 23:33

Her Majesty's Convenience. Shows as HMC on the plans.

ImGoingForATwix · 12/02/2015 23:34

Well I'll be stumped if I can work out what all this internet stuff's about. Print me a penis.

Enormouse · 12/02/2015 23:34

Will this hamster do as a duck substitute?

I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
CyberMam · 12/02/2015 23:34

buzzfeed has a handy diagram for the nerd/geek discussion...

I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
usualsuspect333 · 12/02/2015 23:35

The Queen is a lizard. She doesn't just a toilet.

LostInWales · 12/02/2015 23:35

Thank you oyvre, what with my new OU programming accreditation I was forgetting myself. Silly old woman Wink

usualsuspect333 · 12/02/2015 23:36

Or use one.

LostInWales · 12/02/2015 23:36

ourvye

Didactylos · 12/02/2015 23:37
Confused

post the duck post the duck post the duck

EatShitDerek · 12/02/2015 23:37

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LostInWales · 12/02/2015 23:38

ourvye, sorry, I get there I the end. This may be why I am losing,y hair running programs.

GiddyOnZackHunt · 12/02/2015 23:38

Well @usual (snigger) that's why it's called a convenience. It's a convenient place to shed one's skin.

QueenTilly · 12/02/2015 23:39

Usual!
Eureka!

I consulted wikipedia and ? is a lemniscate. Therefore...

Although I think there's a character limit on nicknames so that won't work either.

LostInWales · 12/02/2015 23:39

Sodding keyboard, I give in, you know what I mean.

SabrinaMulhollandJjones1984 · 12/02/2015 23:39

OP, why did all my cakes just start to sink recently? Is it the flour I'm using - I did buy Asda smartprice.

I realise this isn't strictly a web-related problem, but you know, thought you may be able to help.

TheHedgehogSong · 12/02/2015 23:39

I'm here to help. I am male

Well thank fuck for that. Hmm

A lovely warm MN response I see. Great work Grin

Opopanax · 12/02/2015 23:39

I'm sorry your mum is dead, OP. However, unfortunately, that makes no difference to your very very patronising and unpleasant tone. I have dead relatives, too. I don't tend to use them as an excuse to patronise anyone else. Because that would be shit.

Honeydragon · 12/02/2015 23:39

I beg to differ usual, the queen is an evolved lizard in disguise so would use the toilet.

But she is still the queen even if reptilian, so would just pouff out silvery glitter.

Lweji · 12/02/2015 23:40

If Alzheimer's hasn't struck too hard yet, I think this was our first.
Bless it.

We played River Raid to the music of Match of the Day, after 30 min loading it from a tape.

I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
I am everything you hate about people on the internet. I am here to help.
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Blacklight · 12/02/2015 23:41

Welcome to the internet; where the people you hate the most is. YOU.
Thank you for participating.

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PacificDogwood · 12/02/2015 23:41

Well, if there is no duck, I'm off to bed Sad

Love a nice Venn diagram though - ta!

EatShitDerek · 12/02/2015 23:43

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usualsuspect333 · 12/02/2015 23:43

Is this the internet? Well I never.

PacificDogwood · 12/02/2015 23:43

Blacklight, read what Opopanax wrote.

If you lurk on MN a bit, you might find the right tone to engage people in something other than pisstaking. If that is what you are interested in.

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