AIBU to think that comprehension just isn't a strong point with some people.

[AngelsOnHigh]

I've noticed this quite a lot over the time I have on MN.

Referring to a recent thread re early retirement. The poster quite clearly stated that DH wanted to retire in 14 months (when mortgage paid) and wanted her to retire at the same time. She is 10 years his junior and works part time.

OK, first answer was "So he wants you both to retire in early forties"

Second response "Can you change to part time work"

I can understand this if we were 10 pages into the thread because we don't all have time to read all responses, but come on, the first two responses?

My gas has just gone and the shop closed an hour ago My 2 year old pfb is asleep and I can't drive, DH is working in outer Mongolia. Help!

1. Can you put DC in the car and drive to the shop?
2. Can you call DH and ask him to get some on the way home?
3. Do you have a teenager you can send?
4. Is your dh financially abusing you?

I think you should wear this La Speziale dress to the wedding.

Sorry for the Daily Fail link....get a mooncup...have you considered Juno?

But OP, can you still fart?

I have a large one across my upper back. It's a winged serpent with blood dripping from its fangs. I had it designed especially to go with my wedding dress. It symbolises sexual submission to my DH and it's lush.

Does anyone know where I can buy a nice red rug? My last one got a river of sweetcorn on it :(

giraffes

this rug is quite naice.

And this one is more of a burgandy but the tassels are quite fetching.

HTH

Oooooo bun fight!
Quick question OP - are you the OW because that might explain it

HOW ABOUT A FUCKING COURSE IN MEDITATION?

Is this a reverse thread?

Op you need to suck it up.
I made good choices and worked very hard to get where I am.

Going back to the original point. Yes I dislike it when people don't answer the original thread looks at everyone who has posted on the last 12 pages in a stern voice

Cool thread. Apart from the people being dicks with their wee digs about mentioning disability. No need really

I can definitely see a line!! Congrats OP

I like him to give it a good lather with soap before we go down that route. Not being funny OP- but could it be his personal hygeine that puts you off?

wow. just wow.

Seriously derailed thread here, folks. OP, I know you're in shock, but do try to eat something - some soup, or a banana.

Well what did you expect if you didn't rinse your mince?

I can no longer play on the DC's trampoline for this very reason .

I blame the teachers.

Yes, I also had a problem like this. But then I found this product and it totally changed my life, please check my the website!

OP I have to confess that I've never really learned to bake but it's DH's 50th soon so I'd and the DCs would really like to bake him a cake so am after foolproof recipes.
He HATES fruitcake and DS is allergic to raisins so recipes for ANYTHING EXCEPT FRUITCAKE would be really appreciated.

Hi OP here is my very own recipe for extremely fruity fruitcake.

OP You do realise that dried fruit contains 188 grams of sugar per 100 grams!!!!!! No wonder your DS is obese!!

^ THIS.

I blame the social workers