I am bored. Help me prank my friend.

[ApocalypseNowt]

No i don't have anything better to do. Yes I am childish.

That said me and my best friend have a long running game where we like to prank each other. Very small scale stuff. Most recently this has taken the form of sending each other postcards from wherever we are with daft messages on them.

It started when i went on holiday and sent her a postcard as promised. Then she went away and forgot to send me one. So the next time i was away (not anywhere vaguely exciting) i sent her a narky one bemoaning my lack of postcards. Then she bombarded me with daft cards saying how much she loved me and was my bestest ever friend.

Now I'm stuck. What can I do or send her.....

I know mn is full of evil geniuses (genii?)...please help me

Oh PLEAAAASE can I do a long term Janet and Roy with someone, oh my word I really would die of an happiness induced coronary (something Janet's uncle could suffer from perhaps..?). I travel a reasonable amount within the uk so Janet and Roy could send postcards on their day trips?

Enjoying this thread. My best friend and I used to do this sort of thing to amuse ourselves. Great fun it was.

The good news is, you CAN laminate toast.
The bad news is, we can no longer laminate anything else!

Cattheif pleeeaase will you start a bit earlier? ? How many are you allowed to send/receive? It would be good to be able to send a postcard now to warm them up for the round robin.

Whoops, can't spell thief.

Saggy that is very funny! Surely worth it?

it means I get the pleasure of dismantling the laminator tomorrow. I live fiddling with things!

This is brilliant!
Catthief I'll send a postcard too!
Also definitely up for Janet-and-Roying someone at Xmas, what japes!!

Ooh wrong person, sorry... Although, catthief, I'll send you a postcard too if you'd like one!

You absolute nutters!!!!
Laminating the toast is priceless! Well done!

Janet and Roy.... How I laughed many a winter's evening!!! Look forward to that again!

Can any provide a link to the Janet and Roy thread? I do remember reading it but fancy a chuckle

I did the iPhone thing to DH chased, changed "hi" to "potato". Kept me entertained for weeks hearing him slowly lose it "why the fuck would it think I wanted to type potato for fuck sake?!?" He nearly took the phone back to the shop as he thought there was a genuine fault with it.

Ha ha, brilliant! eagerly awaiting instructions..

That's fab Rum. I gave the game away by laughing until I cried. When he asked, "have you done something to my phone?" I squeaked "No!" Really unconvincingly.

It was still a great 5 mins as he took screenshots and was utterly mystified.

Ok. I'm going to do cockwomble by myself so i can be sure all of the letters turn up at the same time (otherwise it won't make any sense).

For those of you willing to send a postcard please write a version of the following (will pm name, etc). As discussed the most boring/weird/cheesy postcards you can find would be great:

Hi .......,

Well here I am in ........... So far I have visited the .......... I thought it was very ............ I give it ... out of 10.

By the way did I leave my ....... at your house? I can't find it.

Wish you were here,
Nigel

P.S. Barry/Dennis/Pablo/Hans says hi!

Hurrah! An evil plan comes to fruition! I can post my card on Wednesday/Thursday this week, does that fit in your plans?

Will post Tuesday. Make sure you keeps us updated OP.
How many post cards are being sent?

That's fab thanks guys. I like the thought of the postcards turning up over the course of a week or so. Including myself and friends postcards i think there should be about 20.

She has already received her photo card from me btw. I chose a really soppy one of moonpig and added about 10 awful photos of us complete with a creepy message about how special she is. She said she's having a shitty weekend and it cheered her right up! She's gonna love Nigel....

Mine's likely to be sent later in the week so they'll dribble in at different rates.

I'll post mine Wednesday

I'll send mine this week.

I've just done the shortcut thing to DH but can anyone tell me how to undo it when he figures it out

Amazing. Just... amazing

Apocalypse, please can you pm me the address to send a postcard? I have some really terrible religious ones knocking about somewhere (trained as an RE teacher), would love to use one of them

Done!

Will update with her reaction(s) as and when

Brilliant! I assume we fill in the blanks with whatever we want? Will do it tomorrow!