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Brand new M&S chair for fifty whole English pence.

999 replies

GideonKipper · 08/01/2014 21:01

Just spotted this on the M&S site. It's rather fugly but for fifty pence....

50p armchair

Got to be a mistake? Tempted to buy one and sell it on eBay Wink.

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TimeToPassGo · 08/01/2014 22:27

Still no decliner email. I like to think that as a long-time and valued customer they are wrapping my chair and sticking a big bow on it as I type Wink

LittleThorinOakenshield · 08/01/2014 22:27

NO decliner recliner yet.

I want it real bad now.

Buzzardbird · 08/01/2014 22:27

I'll pm you Ziggy

GideonKipper · 08/01/2014 22:28

Goofy if you go in someone's house for the first time and notice a chair with a throw draped artfully over it, you must stealthily lift the throw and have a peep underneath. If the Rose fabric of doom is revealed you'll know you're in the company of a fellow MNer. Wink

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HoneyDragon · 08/01/2014 22:28

I like the wondering over if it will be honoured.

In 10 minutes roughly 10'000 chairs were probably ordered. Somewhere in a dusty forgotten corner of a huge ware house in deepest darkest Castle Donington sit eleven shrink wrapped beige recliners covered in a thin layer of dust dreaming of a happy retirement some day with a nice antimacassar on the opportunity to gather rich tea crumbs.

Poor old Gavin in his high viz vest, his hand held doodah pinging wildly is searching forlornly for ten thousand recliners, and has passed them twice.

It's so sad Sad

IndiansInTheLobby · 08/01/2014 22:28

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HoneyDragon · 08/01/2014 22:29

I think we should all hold hands and think of poor tired and confused Gavin.

JakeBullet · 08/01/2014 22:29

Of course they are Timeto Wink Grin

ziggiestardust · 08/01/2014 22:29

But, there's also this in their t&c's:

all items are subject to availability. We will inform you as soon as possible if the product(s) or service(s) you have ordered are not available and we may offer alternative product(s) or service(s) of equal or higher quality and value.

A tenuous link to a consolation prize??

ButICantaloupe · 08/01/2014 22:30

Honey Grin Grin Grin Grin

JakeBullet · 08/01/2014 22:30

Poor Gavin...., what WERE we thinking when we ordered all these chairs?

ziggiestardust · 08/01/2014 22:30

Grin @ rose fabric of doom GrinGrinGrin

CinnamonPorridge · 08/01/2014 22:30

packets of percy pigs for everyone

ziggiestardust · 08/01/2014 22:30

Thank you buzzardbird Thanks

GoofyIsACow · 08/01/2014 22:31

A speedboat ziggie?

HoneyDragon · 08/01/2014 22:31

Yes. A free delivery code. That for me is scooping the recliner jackpot - sod the actual chair.

Katz · 08/01/2014 22:31

This is great

Bearfrills · 08/01/2014 22:31

Somewhere in a dusty forgotten corner of a huge ware house in deepest darkest Castle Donington sit eleven shrink wrapped beige recliners covered in a thin layer of dust dreaming of a happy retirement some day with a nice antimacassar on the opportunity to gather rich tea crumbs.

In my mind that warehouse looks exactly like the warehouse from Raiders Of The Lost Ark ...

GoofyIsACow · 08/01/2014 22:31

Ha ha ha! Rose fabric of doom Grin

ziggiestardust · 08/01/2014 22:31

goofy GrinGrinGrin

A jet ski perhaps?

Aintnobodylovesnanbetter · 08/01/2014 22:31

Grin honey

earlymidlifecrisis · 08/01/2014 22:31

Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna chuck a throw on you.
Right now, you'd better take a vow
To avoid what they're tryin' to do.

I don't believe that anybody feels they wanna sit on you now.

SantanaLopez · 08/01/2014 22:32

Poor Gavin :(

ButICantaloupe · 08/01/2014 22:32

To be fair, the chris weren't on sale. Maybe they were actually 50p? They might have wanted to clear out old stock

youarewinning · 08/01/2014 22:33

M&S - mumsnet & sofas. Grin