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Brand new M&S chair for fifty whole English pence.

999 replies

GideonKipper · 08/01/2014 21:01

Just spotted this on the M&S site. It's rather fugly but for fifty pence....

50p armchair

Got to be a mistake? Tempted to buy one and sell it on eBay Wink.

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youarewinning · 08/01/2014 22:11

To the tune of 'we are sailing'

We are lying, we are lying
On the floor or or
By the door

We are crying, as we're lying
Wheres my armchair?
Explain it more.

Where's my armchair, where's my armchair
That I ordered,from the store?

We are crying, as we're lying
Where's my armchair?
explain it more.

We have so -obbed, I've been Ro- obbed
Of my armchair
That I bought

We are crying, at your lying
Where's my armchair
I can't wait no more.

GideonKipper · 08/01/2014 22:11

nippy Grin.

Sigh. Well, it was never going to happen was it really. Anyone else had the "recliner decliner" email?

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IndiansInTheLobby · 08/01/2014 22:12

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OhTheDrama · 08/01/2014 22:12

I missed Sheffield mans penis so I hope I get my recliner as a consolation prize Grin

justmuddlingalong · 08/01/2014 22:12

I live in a 1 bedroom flat!

GoofyIsACow · 08/01/2014 22:12

Not me!

BEEwitched · 08/01/2014 22:12

Well, I'd say the picture the sheffieldman post was uglier than the armchair, but they were both a very similar colour Grin

ziggiestardust · 08/01/2014 22:12

buzzard do explain! I missed that Grin

Normalisavariantofcrazy · 08/01/2014 22:12

All the chairs are gone
(The chairs are gone)
And the emails sent
(And the emails sent)
I went for a read over on mumsnet
(Over on mumsnet)

Well they like a bargain hunt
(Like a bargain hunt)
You know what Justine says
(Know what Justine says)
Marks and Spencer's dreaming
(Spencer's dreaming)
You know they're gonna say

50p a bargain down in marksys way
Mumsnet recliner dreaming

GoofyIsACow · 08/01/2014 22:12

Ooh DHis pulling up outside!

CinnamonPorridge · 08/01/2014 22:12

youarewinning Grin

DowntonTrout · 08/01/2014 22:13

Brilliant youarewinning

That shall be our battle song of Mumsnet.

Normalisavariantofcrazy · 08/01/2014 22:14

We need some bob Dylan protest songs here

justmuddlingalong · 08/01/2014 22:14

Tell him Goofy, tell him!

Normalisavariantofcrazy · 08/01/2014 22:14

It's not Woodstock it's chairstock!

Toffeepoppet · 08/01/2014 22:15

You are all comedy gold. Thanks so much for making me laugh so much. I really hope you get your chairs, you could have a photo thread of them all.

DowntonTrout · 08/01/2014 22:15

No it's Chairoutofstock!

GinSoakedMisery · 08/01/2014 22:15

Grin YouAreWinning

One dull January night
When the price seemed just right
A hundred Mners guffawed

The shop were soon on the trail
Of the pricing agents fail
And oh how the Mners roared

justmuddlingalong · 08/01/2014 22:16

If we don't get them we'll have a mass sit in at M and S. Grin

GoofyIsACow · 08/01/2014 22:16

Oh bugger, it wasnt him, it must have been someone else with a bloody noisy diesel engine!

GideonKipper · 08/01/2014 22:16

Now hold up. Did that Sheffield bloke post a picture of his cock?!

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Normalisavariantofcrazy · 08/01/2014 22:17

Chairsoutofstock '14

I'll be Hendrix and play some 'tunes' on my geetar in the corner

justmuddlingalong · 08/01/2014 22:17

Was it an M and S delivery van Goofy, peep out the curtains just in case!

youarewinning · 08/01/2014 22:18

gideon lets just say there's been lots of, erm cock ups! here on MN this week Wink

BEEwitched · 08/01/2014 22:18

Gideon Yep, quite proud he was of it, too!

We were more interested in his kitchen cabinets...