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Gaahhh, can you sew up a belly button?

132 replies

TotallyBursar · 15/06/2013 22:15

Or maybe stuff a cork in it or something?

I shifted some garden waste earlier and I was annoyed but not worried by a very itchy waistband.
I had tree bits everywhere but we were burning it all & would only get more scratchy bits on me so I left it. This was my first mistake.

I got in the bath and my belly button was still stabby and itchy, so I armed my self with tweezers to try and get a splinter out.

It was not a splinter.
It was a fecking huge bug of unknown species, at least dog sized, probably carnivorous. I would be prepared to swear I saw fangs.

It obviously saw my weaponry and made a dash for it...down my leg
It's gone now but I don't know where...I can feel it watching me. It could swim, nowhere is safe.

What if waits unti I'm asleep and tries to eat my face? What if it liked my belly button and decides to get back in ?

OP posts:
GinGuzzler · 17/06/2013 00:12

Im still laughing at check your pubes for eyeballs...

ScrambledSmegs · 17/06/2013 00:25

There's something about this thread that makes me feel horrifically itchy.

WafflyVersatile · 17/06/2013 00:36

scritch scritch.

Patosshades · 17/06/2013 00:37

I can only offer Flowers to you OP before I flee from this thread.

coughingbean · 17/06/2013 17:48

Oooooclassics! huzzah!

coughingbean · 17/06/2013 17:48

I mean o Oooooclassics

coughingbean · 17/06/2013 17:49

Feck it!
ok am gonna type slowly now
o o o o o Classics
Huzzah

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