Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

going to wet self
are you 3
it's moderately funny, but not incontinence time

stoatie - I think my brain imploded reading that.

FrankieAnne? What ever it is you're on, can I have some too?

someone be a love and link to sharon....i missed that one.
yabu. obviously. (actually ive got no idea!)

unless it was your DH doing impersonations of the children of the revolution complete with hair, feather boa and eyeliner. then id have probably slapped his arm too. and reminded him.

if it was your 4 year old id let it drop. yes.

I'm not sure I'm buying this - you can't fool the children of the revolution you know.

Has he got a dress like Barbs?

Vicar - I posted link earlier but will oblige again - its a surreal read featuring Sharon,a dead wasp, Adam (fruit and veg and Bagda)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1212449-dh-threw-wine-at-the-wall/AllOnOnePage

Are you lot still going? Haven't you got anything better to do?

I have Sitting but this is more entertaining.

My son (28 months old) is currently in a sleeping position like a t-Rex...should I go in & give him a slap?

I decided to check with some of my mates. I like the sound of standing like a T-rex and I wanted to know what they'd think about it.

Friends say it's fine.

Friend's say it's good.

Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood.

I have fuck all to do and I'm drinking the bluest of vodka so this thread was made for me!

I hope a wasp wasn't killed today and I bet Sharon loves the T-Rex position

Omg, I have just read the Sharon Thread and I am crying. DH thinks it's because England just won.

I just actually googled 'standing like T Rex' - I'm sure I'm being stupid not to understand but could someone explain what it is? I've just spent the last 5 minutes of the football trying to understand and giggling hysterically!

Elbows touching stomach wrists limp.

Knees bent

Oh God! I shouldn't have opened that Sharon thread! I'm crying with laughter and only on post 6!

OP, does he also like to boogie on a Saturday night?

Standing like T rex? Did he want reminding NOT to stand like T rex? But when you did remind him he realised he was really quite enjoying standing like T Rex so told you to fuck off to the other side of fuck?

See, im a bit confused!

My old name was SPsFanjoHarboursTRex! Maybe I am the Sharon!

Haven't laughed like this in ages thank you OP.

Is Adam still looking confused on fruit and veg? And where is Bagda?

Poor op, some male she was with has a habbit of impersonating a dinosaur in public, expecting a tap to save their blushes, op slaps for some reason, male shouts at op, op humiliated, posts in a state on a mobile to a load of sharons.

Wait, wait, wait....before dealing with t-rex I need to know if the paint is still near the table behind the door as I feel this is a pivotal emotional point. If a menz has ze paints hidden behind ze doors it speaks to his id - it says you has to conceal your masculinity (behind ze doors). Ve needs to know if he is feelink emasculated and acting unconsciously the cast role or if he iz being ze dinosaur to assert ze dominance and indicate the feelinks of the big balls.

Is the paints hidden?