there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

Men in black?

are they dead ?

83 hours? Really?

Go an ask them what they're doing?

Have you got many neighbours?

Marking my place, off out but need more info!

We had post office spies outside our house once. It was fairly obvious how they failed to make the MI6 cut.

Do you mean 83 hours? Where are they going for a wee?

Have you broken any laws recently, they could be staking you out... or one of your neighbours...

Go and bang on the window. Perhaps they are private detectives or maybe they are doing a traffic survey. Why don't you take them out a tray of refreshments?

83 hours go offer them a sandwich

SSeriously - that's odd - call the police - I wouldn't ask them yourselves - even if they are no threat to you someone else could be terrified.

According to dp yes! He noticed them first thing monday morning.

The windows are all shut and covered in condensation, every now and again the lady oposite goes out and speaks to them.

They aren't dead, there's been lots of fornicating visisble from my nosing about.

Change your WiFi name to WeAreWatchingYouWatchingUsYouAreRubbishAtThis.

Then see what happens.

Visible fornicating!!!

It's the grammar police keeping tabs

Surely you know the only possible outcome of starting a thread like this will be the persistent whining pressure of 52'000 Mnetters instructing you to get the hell out there with tea and cake to find out what's happening and then report back IMMEDIATELY.

Now go.

Why don't you ask your neighbour?!

Sandwiches, AFKW?

Take them some empty Oasis bottles to wee in.

Really! Fornicating? Has nobody left to even piss?

It'll be someone who's refused to have their child & gf/bf sleep together under their roof. There'll be a thread soon.

Police or dss doing surveillance?

You could ring police on 101 with the reg plate number and they will check it out.

they've been shagging in a car outside your house and it's taken you 83 hours to wonder if you ought to do something??

Hang on, so there are people shagging in a car outside your house and they've been at it for 83 hours? Kudos.