there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

[StateofConfusion]

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

It is very strange behaviour.

Meths I hope you're not 'lurking' in a car on op's street.

Can the boys give in now or will they think mum has 'won'

Their Mum has won, the chumps have spent God knows how many days sitting in a smelly damp car to 'punish' her for some disagreement or other!

ha ha ha dumbasses!

Not sure that the mum has won, Scarlet. That car must be totally minging now. Will she want it back?

How very odd, you have teenagers who have left home to live in their mums car outside your house?

I would drop a few open dog poop bags around the car next time you pass, stink them out

They're still there!

Nothing new to report, but if that was my car I'd want a biohazard suit before I got back into it!

We had something similar once, albeit with less fornication and for a shorter time. I called the police non emergency number as there had been a man sat watching our houses for 24 hours, on and off a laptop, was very dodgy.

The police took it very seriously....cue two cars screeching into the estate, blocking in said suspicious vehicle. Turns out he was a reporter for The Sun and he was watching our neighbour who'd run up 20k of parking tickets and was being made bankrupt!

Do you think this is the format for the next series of Big Brother being tried out?

eddie police around here seem bored, several people have reported it now.

They aren't actually doing anything really, just treating the car as a house, there's no watching of anyone it seems.

But guess what.

Still there! They are now sat in the front, possibly the back seat is too moist now.

Eeuww! I know you're probably right, but wish you hadn't painted the mental picture ...

And we thought Sun reporters lived glamorous lives, hacking slebs' phones and chasing royalty round Paris, eddie.

Sorry garlic I'd give it a matter of hours before the windows sprout mould! The condensation is unreal!

So is it girl and boy, or two lads - I'm confused now.

Confusion, PLEASE go and check for mould, cress, possibly even a couple of saplings tomorrow! Let's hope it's sunny, give Mum's surprise car garden a healthy start

Percy, it was boy and girl for a few days, occasionally another lad joins them, girl vanishes breifly, one lad always remains.

Garlic, I will, if they leave the window open enough when they nip off to the green again ill throw some seeds in its my duty as a mumsnetter to spend the "sorting my garage" isn't it so I can give you more info.

This thread is great

Just nipped out to aldis, on my return the doors of the car wide open, the back footwells are stuffed full of duvets and pillows.

There's now a women who looks around 30 in it with original lad.

Social worker? Aunt? Mental health nurse? Was there a strait jacket in the footwell??

Oh, and you're doing your MN duty most diligently! Five stars

Um, original lad just seen kissing 30ish yo lady by dp.

Maybe boy is just total man slag hence mums anger

Sorry for bad typing making cakes but had to update.

You did the right thing, Confusion! Batter on the keyboard is nothing compared to cheeky cunt man slag in smelly car garden

So definitely not his social worker / health visitor, then!

He is a very ... unusual young man, innit?

Are you making this up? I can't go that long without a poo.

maybe they haven't gone that long...you never know whats in the ashtray.

petite I swear to you I am not making this up! --if I was it would be far more insteresting!--

And they vanish briefly now and again, and appear back from the green over the road!

I've had to go out so can't update until this evening. But the latest is he's asleep with his face against the window and for some reason they sit back to front

This is hilarious.Nothing like this happens where we live.Although someone did move into the Cricket Pavilion once.I knew summat was up when I saw lights on at odd times.