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there has been two people sat in a car outside my house for 83hrs

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 16:44

Possibly longer

Its really starting to bother myself and dp.

Should I do something?

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fuzzpig · 14/03/2012 21:56

I admit to a little unattractive snort giggle at "dogathon"

cremeeggsrock · 14/03/2012 22:15

Just ring the police and they will do the digging!" just do some curtain twitching! Sounds to me like they have no where else to go..........job done!

mumblejumble · 14/03/2012 22:15

Ok, I am de-lurking, have come back for an update, dc will not settle tonight and this is all I have.....I need to know what they are doing out there. They must be extreeeeemely bored by now.

StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 22:18

Rang 101 they've had a few other reports, one of them lives in the house the lady keeps coming out of, some kind of disagreement. Nothing police can do as its there designated parking place etc.

How boring.

I did get a good chuckle when the lady came outside and screamed at them a while.

Saw me looking and kindly translated that, "the cheeky cunt facebooked her to bring him out a spliff. Tenna and takeaway menu"

How long dya recon a teenage/early 20's male can sulk in a smelly BMW?

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StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 22:19

And do you recon if I take him over a menu he'll stay there longer for my entertainment.

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Horsemad · 14/03/2012 22:21

We've had similar recently, they'd turn up most nights over a period of about 6 months, sit there for a few hours, leave the butts of their cigarettes (poss drugs?) outside the car then leave. I eventually got fed up of them parking in the cul-de-sac, collected up all the butts and next time they arrived, I knocked on the door and when he opened it I handed him the bag with them all in and told him to clear off!

They did come back intermittently and then I rang the police who came along and I haven't seen the car/teens since. Result!

MIssMarplesSideKick · 14/03/2012 22:26

he uses tenna lady pads Shock

OldLadyKnowsNothing · 14/03/2012 22:29

Genuine lol @ wanting the takeaway menu and £10! And the spliff? Shock

MIssMarplesSideKick · 14/03/2012 22:32

I would have had a disagreement at having to live with a teen who behaved like that!

piratecat · 14/03/2012 22:36

arf @ sulky teens in a car with spliffs, facebook, menu's and a tenner.

party on!

StateofConfusion · 14/03/2012 22:46

They're still out there, lots of sulky pointed looks at what I assume is his mums house.

Wrt to atleast having a wee they've been seen going to and from the green.

I'm in awe of the staying power most I ever managed was 5mins of loud music in my room before running to my mum teary and snotty saying sorry.

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PercyFilth · 14/03/2012 22:48

I just went to the "Stationery Lovers" thread by mistake. Confused

CointreauVersial · 14/03/2012 23:11

I suppose it beats a draughty bus shelter.

StateofConfusion · 15/03/2012 01:20

percy stationary car, stationery lovers... Loose connection.

I shoved dp out again to snoop, and "get my book from the car" its covered in condensation again and was, rocking slightly.

We've decided the mum must not like the new girlfriend.

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garlicbutter · 15/03/2012 02:21

I agree with the angry mum, he is a cheeky cunt!

How very entertaining. Can't wait to see how long they hold out! They might stay in the car while Undesirable Girlfriend conceives, carries and gives birth.

nameuschangeus · 15/03/2012 06:45

I knew a bloke who sold the Big Issue who lived in a Bentley. Maybe it's like that? He wee'd in Sainsburys though. Not sure if he entertained ladies.

Honeydragon · 15/03/2012 07:33

Oh this is brilliant, why not foster a real community spirit you and the neighbours can come up with inventive ways to torture get them to move.

Fosters. Immunity spirit and everything Grin

Honeydragon · 15/03/2012 07:33

Community
Feckin autocorrect

ifeelloved · 15/03/2012 07:40

Surely the policeman acting if they are behaving in a lewd manner in public Grin

ifeelloved · 15/03/2012 07:40

Police can act - grrrrrrrr

StateofConfusion · 15/03/2012 09:04

Day 4- still there, sat cross legged, back against front seats asleep.

Dp adamant its a different girl today.

How sad is my life no more, "have a nice day, love to you and the kids texts" oh no, "diff girl in the car today, check it out and txt bk"

I've even mumsnetting on the school run!

Shall we have a bet how long it goes on?

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garlicbutter · 15/03/2012 13:21

Nine months.
Then Angry Mum will let them put a caravan in the garden, because of baby.

CinnabarRed · 15/03/2012 13:40

Would have though the police can act if they're fouling the green area by using it for wee/poo [boak].

StateofConfusion · 15/03/2012 22:33

Well I decided today was the best day to sort some boxes in the garage --spend 3hrs observing whilst casually flicking through the odd box--

Mum came out of the car, hammered on window, two teenage lads emerge and stand on the kerb for 15-20mins whilst mum uses the car, she gets back they get straight back in.

A friend visited tonight and parked beside them, she said as soon as walking in the door, "it stinks over there, that car has food all over the parcel shelf"

Its all very strange.

Local police number rang back saying they'd contacted flagship, who kind of 'run' our estate and they're dealing with it. As I'd played the, "I'm concerned for there welbeing"

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methsdrinker · 15/03/2012 22:37

ooooh thanks for the update have been lurking and I am watching with interest

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