To think that middle aged women are really a bit pointless?

[Hullygully]

What is the point of them?

Really?

Bugsy I'm all about the love kittens, man even with your fitflop boot hating seeping out of you like vomit. Seriously, fitflop boots are sooo comfy and really, what price comfort eh? EH?

Pinot, its just a small round-toed step from fitflop boots to giant baby pink kidney warming knickers & run-resist american tan tights! I'm convinced you're making a coat with the kittens too!

lifechanger . Or middle aged in spirit anyway.
I love the poetry threads but they're always in Chat and pfft. We should ask for them to be moved to one of the book topics.

round toed step :o

What age are you talking about? I am in my 40s so some would say I am middle aged (not that I feel it) but I have my uses; ask the 400 children that I have helped to educate over the past 10 years.

Know you younger lot have your tongues poking around in the fleshy parts of your mouths in a sneery schoolgirlish fashion but when you tread into old bint territory - as you all will - make sure you have spent time defining your purpose for the second half of your lives. God help the under 35s who are living in a lookist driven culture where the Louboutin is revered. You may all be crippled by then and need someone kind to push you around in your wheelchairs! The great thing about getting old is you learn to not care what others think of you! And that, children, is very liberating!

light hearted thread

Well hell hath no irritation like a grumpy 40 something curmudgeon

A lot of us are grumpy 40 something curmudgeons. I certainly am. [hgrin]

are love kittens like love eggs - if so are they not a bit clawy?

Please could chiropody, Van Dal shoes, M&S's "the knicker" and the RHS be added to the list?

We They exist for young men to lust after .

And how old do you think I am, OP?? Careful how you answer...

We did have the RHS married

Mandy - how on earth would she know? Am I missing something obvious?

That last post sounds awful now - I pass for 44 - honest!

I am middle-aged and totally useless. My kids can catch a bus to get around and Dominos deliver, plus my students can learn through guided reading and I'm sure their degree could be assessed through multi-choice. Good for nothing me!

They exist for young men to lust after.

Best response yet.

I want to know if any of you have yet purchased any of those shoes that are beige, with a tiny punched hole pattern? or what about those pleated flowery skirts and dresses advertised using black and white sketches FFS, in the back of the Telegraph and Woman's Realm, that cost about £95 each and are made of polyester? Hmm? Anyone? I know you've looked...

Some of us don't read the Telegraph and Woman's Weekly.

No. Some of us read Good Housekeeping and Country Living. Adverts for Dormer duvets and moleskin slacks there

It was a trap, Sue set by someone she may genuinely believe is pointless!! If anyone reads my posts one day they might think one thing, next day another.

Basically, my definition of middle aged - best of both worlds!

Fellatio I thought those things were for old people...

Is Hullygully saying she is going to be pointless soon??

and usually a free Edinburgh Woolen Mill catalogue or if you are really luck - Landsend