D'y ever wonder what would happen if you never changed your pants?

[shabster]

Get your bums over here ladies xx

Good luck Rubester!!

Oh ruby, hope its not too bad! good luck.

I am having a shit day. Put my foot in it earlier as well. And now another day full of mum, granny, and being a general doormat. Joy.

Ignore me. It will ebb and flow.

We are ninky nooing and maca packaing or whatever they do on that Night Garden where they are all taking cocaine in my humble opinion

Oh shit shite poo good heavens the Lewster got onto all fours then pushed his bum against the sofa and stood up!!! I made him sit down again but he keeps doing it....

Shabs, Cbeebies is the God of sanity (between the ages of now and 3) IMHO

Ruby, ouch! Is it painful? How did he do it?

Aw jeez, is this what I have coming? Boys + sport = limb re-arrangement?

Oh Rubester it will be sore, poor thing! We so far have had Becca, broken clavicle, pushed over in the playground, Thomas broken clavicle, pushed over in the playground, James stitches in eyelid, pushed over in the playground, James and Thomas several large bumps on the head.............pushed over in the playground! All the kids at school were buzzing today as they got their letter for sec allocation. I already knew where mine would go as they didnt sit the Kent test for 11 yr olds, so its the local comp, 5 mins walk for them all. Trouble is I feel a tiny bit bad as I think if I had pushed Rebecca last year she may have had a chance, but with everything going on here with Harry it was all I could do to survive! They all are ok about it, but I guess secretly I would have like them to be going to one of the "better" schools, but they all have their strengths and weaknesses, what will be will be. Guess though I worry now about may be having to cope on my own, three little lives to set on the road to God knows where! I was pretty fed up yesterday, the kids errant godfather called in, see him about three times a year, hes always full of talk, anyway he has pots of money, never sends them card, and he was bragging about going on a cruise, and I said its us that needs a break, Harry is desperate for some sun to warm him up. Do you know what he said? "Well thats your bloody fault for having three more kids at your age, you and Harry could be swanning off round the world now enjoying yourself, its your fault!" I then reminded him why we went on to have three more children, and yes we could be sunning ourselves on a deck somewhere........childless! He just said, "well its no good moaning"!!!! Dont folk piss you off at times? Excuse my french Shabs........you know I dont swear

Oh and Shabs, I said that naughty word in my poshest voice to H last night, he also peed me off! For the first time in ages Rebecca had her best friend home for tea, we havent been able to have kids here to play for months. Anyway, they go off upstairs and omg, came down looking like a pair of hookers, Alice had squeezed herself into Beccas clothes, they had done their hair, piled on the make-up, and reeked of my Diorella! They then go off up to the local shop for rubbishy sweets, come back with Charlie a lad my boys sometimes play with. So now I have 1 xs 12yr old and 4 xs 11yr olds. Harry goes off to have a soak in the bath, 3 boys are in the room next door playing army camp, across the hall the girls are doing karioke to Mama Mia, full volume! H starts bawling from the bathroom, I go up and drag them all down for tea and ask them to quieten down. Tea demolished in 5 mins, they all go off into the sitting room(would like to say lounge but Shabs would say smug cow), they take all the cushions off the sofa and play bucking broncos, giggling and laughing, I am clearing up and thinking when was the last time I heard them laughing like that? Then H comes down, surveys the scene, bawls and tells them to stop wrecking the room and slams the door, they carry on! So I said leave them be, they are doing no harm,its been 13 months of hell and I think they should be alowed to enjoy themselves whilst they can. Followed by F off then he wouldnt have any supper with me, oh its so hard, was I being thoughtless? Mind you I have to giggle when I think about it

sitting room and lounge are both very posh Trips we say living room or front room up here in t'north!! Oh Fark Trips, oh Willy, Bum and Titties I just lurve it when you eff and jeff

As for the Trips Godfather - you should have told him to Fark off as well. Or at least called him a Malaker! (pronounced mal ah ker) that is such a fab word.

Love the idea of Beccs and her friend like a pair of hookers xx

Ohhh Ruby she talks proper lovely our Trips....my mum is chuffed to Wigan Mintballs that I am friends with a posh woman. I think my clavicle is probably not working - wherever it is xx

though it was but didn't want to look like a proper numpty

I love Trips - one day I will be posh like her but for Gods sake dont hold your breathe waiting xx

I only remembered it cause the 'ginger pig firstlove' did his claaaarvical playing rugby - and not my fault might I add.

You daft bats!(would have said silly sods but theres been enough swearing for one day). Well H had a beer tonight, I couldn`t say no, but he has not been told yet he can, I need to keep an eye
Where is that Tessiebear with my margarita? Tessie I have a botte of Tequila just sitting here that could be in your shaker

Right, no one about so I am "orf" to bed, sweet dreams all xxx

Trips are you still around love?