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shabster · 02/02/2009 19:14

Get your bums over here ladies xx

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shabster · 13/02/2009 09:50

Awwwww Jenny - nothing like a babys smile to melt your heart is there? xxxx

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shabster · 13/02/2009 09:51

...and you didnt interupt

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Neddie · 13/02/2009 10:01

Monkeygirl yes you found me s**t!! You must be some detective-I guess the moniker gives it away-and er..look at the profile Hun...only known you since I was knee high to a grasshopper.I looked for you but forgot your handle(or whatever it's called) Sorry no phone- super traumas here- thanks for the bestist friend e-mail I cried (I cry at everything at the moment)much appreciated. Still pregnant darling -will talk soon and find you on a thread now.
To others- this is my bestist friend from Uni-she told me about the mn thing-we have been through tons of crap together and it's lovely that she came looking for me. Bless her.

frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 10:58

Neddie, thats lovely, now we know she is a friend and not a stalker we'll put the orange/toffee/(insert Revel of choice) Revels back in

Shabs, have fun, sounds like you're going to have fun, are they staying or just a day visit?

jenny, hi doll, nice to see you. So you are 11 hours ahead? My baby brother is in Melbourne and he's 10 hours ahead. Its so hard to talk to him now (he was in Perth and was only 7/8 hours ahead). I usually text him as I fall into bed and he is waking. Never a good time to talk properly though.

trips, that is so sweet. Keep fast forwarding to the time she gets back. You will have such a laugh meeting up again. Sorry you are going to be doing it without her xxx.

HM, you and me both hen. Must be a way of escaping the present and avoiding the facts. FWIW, I unravelled this last week. I woke up at 5am this morning with DT1 and her runny bot and felt I had been raped by Mr Depression in the night. Every morning I have to climb the hill naked before I can do anything else. Then I do head tall, shoulders back and smile. Love picking up a waif and stray on the way and then cruise the highway of life until I peel it all off again under the covers and chuck it out the bed. Why can't we prioritise us? What holds us back? Keep thinking. Don't give up trying.

Right. After all that spouted crap.......would someone tell me blatantly what to say in my email to my counselling place? I tried numerous times last night and deleted it each time. Every time I failed I had another glass of wine and so now I have a sore head too [daft cow]

frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 11:02

And the good news is that Bruce Springsteen is touring And if I have to sleep with David Cameron or Gordon Brown to get there I will

shabster · 13/02/2009 11:49

Dear Counselling place,

I need to come and see you because I am, quite frankly, barking mad. Please can my friend Shabster come along as well.

I thank you,

Frumpster xx

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Monkeygi · 13/02/2009 12:03

Dur am thick. Didn't even think to check the profile page. Btw the name's MonkeyGI. It's a karate reference. Think I might change it though.... anyone got any ideas? Anyway. I feel like a fraud being on this thread cos haven't got nor am ever likely to have twins/multiples so I'll just say a cheery hellooooooo to all you wondermums (don't know how you cope. Admire you all) and warn you to watch out for Neddie. (I won't give too many any secrets away)
Neddie- I'm v often on Am I being Unreasonable.......

Neddie · 13/02/2009 13:38

Oh sorry- what did I call you? Monkeygirl. OOps.You've never been unreasonable-well except for the mouldy custard episode. i will watch out for you on there.....oh by the way what do you think of Oskar and Isak? The girls on here think they are cool...I wanted Tobias (Toby) like your brother or LLoyd like your other brother- in fact your mum picked really cool names.

frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 13:55

Shabs That sounds perfect! Now, what gave me away?

Do you like INXS? (did you like )

frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 13:57

BTW, trips, meant to say, LMAO about your Somerfield delivery man I haven't had my handsome Tesco man/boy for ages and ages. But then I remember the time he caught me singing loudly and I opened the utility door and he was right there and ......

Monkeygi · 13/02/2009 14:13

I do NOT remember the mouldy custard. I think you're making it up to make me look like a slutty slut slut.Which couldn't be further from the truth. (searches for halo emoticon). I like Oskar v much. Not sure about Isak? DOn't know why. No real reason. Toby is a Most Excellent name, I think, and I would have had it if he wasn't my brother! But what about girls names?

TeaSleepFood · 13/02/2009 19:34

Evening all!

Monkeygi: you are are more than welcome to stay and tell us about Neddie... You don't have to have multiples to be here: just a supply of alcohol, chocolate and wet kippers.

Sorry to say I have have to hand you 2 back FG unless the sell by date is at least a year away!

I lurved INXS - they were one of my best lovin' tapes along with the Beloved!

AbricotsSecs · 13/02/2009 21:45

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duckyfuzz · 13/02/2009 21:50

FG just thought I'd let you know we've just booked a week near edinburgh in April - do you dare meet up

duckyfuzz · 13/02/2009 21:51

where are my manners

evening ladies, yippee, its the weekend, its half term, DTs are off to their grandparents for 3 nights on Sunday

RubyrubyrubyAWOL · 13/02/2009 22:08

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shabster · 13/02/2009 22:10

RUBESTER.........................RUGBY TACKLES RUBESTER COS SHE HAS MISSED HER SO MUCH!!! Also wonders why Im shouting

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RubyrubyrubyAWOL · 13/02/2009 22:13

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duckyfuzz · 13/02/2009 22:21

passes rubes a large glass of red

on second thoughts, finish the bottle, you sound like you need it

Monkeygi · 13/02/2009 22:24

I thank you TeaSleep. Just popped on quickly to check that Neddie isn't being libellous about me. I think I will have a v large vodka and coke and laugh sneerily at poor Neddie who can't have one. .
Btw.
ASK HER ABOUT THE FISH!!!!!

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frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 22:40

dingdong, I am out all of April. Sorry but I don't dare. I don't do speaking voices or face to face unless its an extreme emergency. But I still love you very much. lol!

RUBY!!! Hullo hen. Yup, Bruce is in London. I might bypass that one though because he's headlining Hard Rock Calling and its a huge day in Hyde Park and I wouldn't have a rat in hell's chance of seeing anything. Its not the main tour. However, the tour is having two nights in Dublin and that HAS MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!!! Only problem is that it is slap bang in the middle of our planned holiday (not yet booked though), Hmmmm. There is a way. There is always a way. For Bruce, i would travel halfway round the world with a 4 year old in tow, in 3 days, not sleeping and only stepping off the plane long enough for the gig. Yes, its true, I did He was worth it. I'm still living off the memory.

Anyway, Ruby, TSF chucked this packed of 3 2 back at me..........just slipping it in your housecoat pocket as you are getting down and manky romantic this evening. Although, how romantic does it get with your MIL in the house with a broken arm......can she wipe her own???? Sorry to be nosey but these things bother me!!!

shabster · 13/02/2009 22:42

Frumpster - you are hysterical - 'can she wipe her own'

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frumpygrumpy · 13/02/2009 22:47

I have an aching body, neck and throat, I think I have come down with the DTs lurgy I also have bad cramps tonight and so it looks like my crazy body is going to let me have another period even though its not even been 2 weeks since the last one. Ah joy. Must now DD1's uniform as I accidentally washed it with my woolly jumper and now her navy skirt and jumper is absolutely covered in fluff. And I mean covered. I like living life on the edge. Friday nights doing laundry and other dirty stop out tricks DP home at midnight.

shabster · 13/02/2009 22:47

Get ready to wipe your sweaty moustache Frumpster

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