D'y ever wonder WHERE THE HELL LG&T IS?

[oooggs]

so where is she??????????????

My H has 'man flu' Momma

Remember months ago when we all had a bad cough? I am still coughing!!! Can you have a nervous cough??

not bad....just had the screaming ab dabs - not the kids- ME! DT2 threw up all over our duvet the other day and so we took it to the launderette and had it properly cleaned. This morning DD has weed all over it. Joy.

Just wondering what to do with the day, got a kids party this afternoon....

LG&T is not with us May 07-ers neither Between jiggyjiggy with dh, now back at home and endless sewing on of name tags for her 27 children, we might see her back by Christmas. Apparently she is busy moving furniture around

As you were, ladies....

thanks tmatwhatever the last initial is!

Those May 07-ers lovingly refer to me as TheMAM, though I have tried to get them to use TheMaster but they won't have any of it.

Well I'm trying to decide whether or not to cancel DD2's bouncy castle. Her party's at 2pm. Sigh... I'd best get dressed and go get the bits for the cake and bake it. Feeling completely knackered as DT1 (grrrrrrrrrrrrr) didn't sleep for hours last night and was up early kissing me! Grrrrrrrrrr

These are some of the things she told me last night when I said she had to stay in bed:

I don't like you anymore. You're not my best friend and you're not coming to my party.

It's my choice to stay up and not to ever ever sleep.

I want you to go away and live somewhere else. Daddy, DS1, DD1, DD2 and DT2 can stay here but you have to go next door or far far away poo poo head.

It's my choice Mummy, it's my choice.

You're not allowed to have any of your friends come here.

Right I'm going to get lice and scratch my head all the time. It's my choice!

If you let me have the light on and play I'll go to sleep.

I'm never never never going to eat my dinner again. It's my choice.

Why are you being mean to me? Say sorry! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee say sorry!

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all of that carried on and on and on! It was hard not to laugh each time she threw in "it's my choice" which is clearly her new phrase of the week! [yawn]

Dont you just love kids!! Couldn't eat a full one

PMSL! Am willing to let you try with DT1 though Shabs

Little girls scare me Mars!!

They have opinions and everything!!

Blardy scare me too Shabs and I don't scare easy!

Very wrong Momma.

Now help me decide about the bouncy castle!

We have until 12 to decide about the castle. I cancelled it but she said I could change my mind back at 12. What shall I do???????????????????????????

PMSL at DT1 Mars . Weather's looking quite clear here, but DH took the hound out earlier and got soaked 3 times I think, in between bursts of sunshine - he was only out about half an hour . What did you decide? Hope the party goes well anyway.

Am braving Brent Cross this pm (big shopping centre for the northerners/s-westerners ) for school shoes for the girls. Clarks in Enfield and Mothercare World have no shoes in any of their sizes (they all have small, narrow feet) . They told me I should have bought them earlier in the summer holidays - well yes I know, but then their feet would have grown and I would have wasted £90!! Wish me luck. DT1 fell over in the carpark at ballet this morning and will now only walk with her legs bent at the knees 'cos they is really hurting mummy'. Problem is I keep laughing at her [bad mummy emoticon].

Cancelled castle. Going for loud music, twister and board games.

Selfridges is the place to go for school shoes apparently. Different styles and widths. Don't envy you BC this afternoon!

tk - we used to live in Stanmore in the late 1970's and we used to brave Brent Cross as well.

Dont want to say it to loud but it is sunny here

Thanks ooooogs! I'm loving our pop ins Welcome girls, welcome. Well, I sent another text to LG&T to check she's ok so we'll see.........its not like she has a busy life or anything Only 27 kids TheMAM said.......

Mars, happy party hen! Did you do the recording studio thing for her present? Was it good? Did you diva?

snuggle with hot chocolate for medicinal purposes, I hate having a cold

get the recliner ready!!!!

[wobbly grin]

I am here!

You are a lovely lot. FG has been texting me

Have been frantic all holiday and dh is now home on leave. The kids all went back to school thursday and have been phoning grumpy LEA people and applying for new school places for the twins.

So far i have dd in local junior school, ds#3 in local infant school, dts in localish (but walking distance) junior school and ds#4 in localish pre school. Thats the best i can do. When ds#4 starts school next September i hope he will get in to the local infant school too.

I am SICK of schooling nightmare.

I am also pregnant with a GIRL, they have confirmed it at the scan, she is all good too. Heart ok and no markers for Turners Syndrome like dd. Am so relieved.

Have missed you all, i hope you are all ok. Wont get on again for ages now. DH back to work in a week.

Ta for lovely thread title

what about us? We see where your priorities are.

Brilliant news about the pink one and that there are no markers. Phin must be delighted as are all of us.

Thinking of you and your school nightmares.

Hi LG.