D'y ever wonder WHERE THE HELL LG&T IS?

[oooggs]

so where is she??????????????

Did I ever tell you I have a tilted womb????

Oh yes - nearly forgot.

Lewis weighs 12lbs 13ounces. From 6lbs 2ounces in just 13 weeks - bet I could put weight on faster than that

Mmmmm Momma, I think you need early nights, slobbing in front of telly and lazy days. Thats my prescription for you!

Shabs.....a titled womb? Who found it?

Reminds me when I went for a smear...the nurse said "ooh, now, I'm just playing hunt the cervix, wonder where it is...."

Which also reminds me, I'm due a smear. Another whole set of things to worry over. Trim or not to trim? Chat about fanyards or chat about weather?

OH I AM SO GOING TO REGRET NOT CRASH DIETING. I HAVE A BALL THIS TIME NEXT WEEK!!!!! Can't even decide whether to wear last years outfit or not........

PMSL! A titled womb????? "Hello Lady Fanyard" I meant tilted of course!

don't worry FG, you'll look fab - but did you know debenhams have 20% off today so you could order something FAB like this

DTs have survived a full week at school I am sort of adjusting to working p/t but have been mean to DH this week, I blame PMT

Now will catch up...

dingdong, I just posted on my outfit thread again! littlelapin linked me in to that fab dress on the Coast website. I have been dreaming about it and was all set to pop in this weekend and try it on. IT APPEARS TO HAVE GONE!!!!!!! SHOCKER!!!!!! Someone up there hates me.

My standby outfit will do.......

I saw that's just plain mean

what about this?

I might get it just for the nail varnish ruby They do a short version too y'know, should you want to flash your legs FG

ooooh Rubes, when you say "your company", do you mean who you work for? How fab. Is it something posh like Chanel, if so how bout some freebies (big freeloading grin....)

Got to love and leave you ladies, off out with the nursery mums for tea and WINE at the local!

FG if Jim dont fix it for everyone on that there thread, maybe try AG's Amazing Uterus or Baroness Wombledon of Shabshire (twinned with Pisa).

Pazza thats dedication!

dingdong, I am a red girl really, green too if its the right shade. Gorgeous dress but maybe too posh for the do. The other one was a little more free and easy (i.e I could imagine being taken roughly against a toilet door by Bruce............did I just type that!!!!!!!!!!)

Y'know, I'm just going with last years outfit, its fab. Why should I give a flying ........... if anyone notices. I should do something with my nails though (to drag attention from my wobbly upper arms) and I should probably have someone make silk from my hair. Oh this is JUST NOT ME! I am a jeans and t-shirt girl at heart, I dress that up with beads and a scarf.

I wish the days of kaftans and turbans as posh were here again.

Momma, if you are a twelve I am a hairy handed trucker.

Thomas is not in my good books today. Whilst he was in the nuddy, waiting to go in the bath, HE CRAPPED ON ME . All down my jeans. Then to add insult to injury he wee'd on my t-shirt and threw up in the towel after his bath.
Anyone want a 7mth ?

Oh Merly, is it any consolation that since ds1 went back to school he's wet the bed every night. Last night I went to change him and found dd1's bed and floor area had a suspect wet patch. I'm sure ds1 got up and did it. whispers dh used to sleep walk and wee in unusual places when he was a boy, so I had two beds to change. This morning Prince was not so charming as he peed all over my bed during a nappy change, grinning the whole time. Oh and dt1 took her nappy off in the park shouting poo, poo (it was just wee thankfully) and hitching her dress up for all and sundry to gawp at.