D'y ever wonder WHERE THE HELL LG&T IS?

[oooggs]

so where is she??????????????

Hey rubester I've flattened some grass on some verges in my younger days but the M1?? Bet that doesn't go near Bolton for fear of numpty alert.....

I'm nearer to the ground than all the rest of you - dont worry Rubester - I will wrestle Tallulah Doulah out of the way - hang on while I get my Big Mummy leotard out of my spotted hankie on a stick

Gonna need some talcum powder shoving down this - you know like a wet suit.

that's one thigh in!!

Rubester I've got an A-Z of Bolton (which names the worse areas for numptys), my orange lippy, some pound coins and euro's (more euro coins than pounds), mosquito repellent, two pebbles from Faliraki beach, Dans cord still with the peg attached, Guchi Rush perfume (empty), and a recorder that Tom got in Year 1 which I still owe them £2.50 for. Sorry no map!! I will just sit and wait - I have a big mummy leotard almost on, my wee stained Faliraki flip flops and a cheeky smile.

See you in a few minutes xx

Kind of thought that Rubester!!! Leave me to play on Planet Shabster why dont you

Need a night out I think!!

you can all come my sofa is infinitely large and my supply of bombay sapphire i say bombay sapphire bottomless

whats this about a london meetup is it a multiples thing? HEY hangon are you all arrangeing a meetup on my sofa with my bombay sapphire while im out???!!

i will get you all so pissed by the end of the evening you will be admiring my quads

Ooooh I'm so with our letting agent. When they thought we'd be homeless they sent us an eviction order saying that the landlord needed the property for family. Now dh mentioned we've had an offer accepted on a property they have raced around, stuck a To Let sign in the grass and had people in and out. The really blood boiling thing is that they turned up yesterday (I was in Hereford at DT2s clinic appt) and told my dad they had made arrangements with me which I must have forgotten to tell him. I never forget! I am like an elephant (physically and metaphorically). Today they brought another person round to view, after we told them it wasn't convenient. Hopefully the man viewing was put off by all my negative comments about the property, the landlord and the letting agents.

I seem to have no time now dd1 is at nursery. I drop ds1 off at school, then dd1 to nursery. Walk the half hour journey back home for an hour and a half (just enough time to get dts out of buggy for snacks/nappy change/quick baby feed) then head back out to pick dd1 up. Come home for 2hrs (dts supposed to nap) then go collect ds1. Then come home, dinner/homework/bath/beds and collapse (after washing and drying dishes/clothes/nappies). Is this really all there is to life?

hi pixi!

your letting agents sound like w$%£ers and your day sounds like a nightmare! big hugs

Oh pixi!! That is terrible. At least you are leaving them behind. Will the timings dovetail? B'stards. Its yours until formal notice is given.

How long is your DD1 at nursery? A year? Til school?

H'lo Paz. How are the chicks today?

this is my thread of the day, it might cheer us all up

I'm yours hen

Why, whats up the next few months? Or can you not say?

not modernised FGS MODERNISING!!

I am not here......I have a migraine

Frumpster just added my bit on that fab thread. have to admit I did mention the ginger pig!!

sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh Trips head is hurting - no SHOUTING!! xxxxx