D'y ever wonder how many of the multi mums are pregnant again?

[MarsLady]

At least you lot haven`t got to sleep with Doris

Trips, call the News of the World. They are bound to be able to do a three in the bed centre spread. You have mini dresses and everything!

Ruby!!!! I didn't notice! You are right. Do you think Gladys has eaten trips?

I'm worried.

Deal has an airport I'm sure.

I'm summoning the copter.

John Smiths y'say?

Tis true, she's been so pushed lately. She might be up for anything. I'll pack chocolate nuts and you grab her when I lower you out the copter. We'll deposit her above Marseilles with a dozen eggs and a pack of bacon. All will be well.

I have caused a stir! I forgot to tell you that Gladys has a rival!!! She arrived yesterday by special delivery. She has been put on tonight as she is on trial.......she does not rustle.................d`y now understand why I am on the John Smiths?? I fear that Gladys will be back in the morning as she has a larger capacity, so needs less trips to the cesspit loo in the night. Doris was recommended by Maria after my complaint to Mireille, who works for Julie, who contacted me after I grumbled to Fiona............oh ladies, my life has become soooooooooooo complicated

Night hen! Me too, I'm supposed to be sleeping at 10/10.30pm in prep for school going back on Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F&%^&%%&* a doodle doo.

Night girlies, sleep tight, long and peaceful.....xxxxxx.

Oh Trips!!! So many women, so little time!!!!

Trips, we are halfway through the year. Thats only the last half left and that is your year from hell over with. Soon it will be done, darling, soon xxxxxx.

Fg..................I have so much time and so few men

Trips, don't lead me astray now

Ok girls, I am off to do battle with Doris, I will not wear my ear defenders tonight, to give her a chance you understand, will say goodnight to Gladys who is sulking in the bathroom! Night night all xx
Goodmorning Shabster xxxx

I see btw FG that your Paulo man will be on stage in Canterbury next week in some play, to think he will be treading the same boards as two of my DC!!

Night lovely girl , stay alive, no matter what occurs.

(I'm quoting from one of my favourite films )

WHAT????????????

Thw witches of Eastwick...........can that be right?

have re read it, its Marti Pellow...who`s he anyway