D'y ever wonder how many of the multi mums are pregnant again?

[MarsLady]

Shabs! We are united in fame

Trips B'stards!!! Can you leave all the kids with H? If so, come to me, our spare room is a TIP but I will chuck it all outside and put fresh bedding on. I will pour you seven chardonnays and send DP to the local takeaway. Will you feel welcome?????

Ruby, welcome home!!!! Forgot to say that earlier! Missed you and I feel glad you are back

Night sleeper booked FG! Gladys can cook, was and scrub.............I longggggggggggg for a spare room, Ill arrive at 7.30am, stand under the clock, Ill be wearing the flamenco number I wore last week, will you recognize me.....d`y think?

On a more serious note, we got home from grandmas and H had just got up, he didn`t attempt a wee dram which is a sure sign he is feeling rotten, he had a half slice of bread, and was back in bed by 8.30pm! Horrible chemo! Kids just gone up, I let them stay up, hoping they would be good and not do their usual nightmare routine, and guess what? Not a single sound......bless them, there is hope!

Had 3 pkts of cheese and onion crisps, not just any crisps...M&S crisps and a can of John Smiths for my supper, I know, naughty, but d`y know what? I could eat it again! Not a single nut in the house..............oh woe is me...woe is me

ARRGGHHHH ruby take that sack off me 'ead

evening ladies,I cannot catch up!!! Frumps are you still doing your catch up? happy belated birthday to Pixi!!!!

Right, everyone pretend that we never saw Tigs...............

Oooh
I
WONDER
WHERE
TIGS
IS
THESE
DAYS,
SHE
IS
MISSED
AND
WE
HOPE
SHE
IS
OK

Ro undup might come next Friday if I can get my lardy arse into shape..........[slack arse]

Trips, I'm not very sociable until well after 8am so either drink hot coffee under the clock or jump in a cab. I promise when the sociable hour hits, I'll smother you with love Seriously, I am not the most sociable of sorts. I don't do meet ups or coffee mornings. But if you need to, my spare room is yours. My cooking is hit or miss, mainly miss. My social skills are limited. I shout at my children. But I will try hard. I know Edinburgh is not the best place for you to visit. But I am here and if you came I would try my best to make your time here good. You are welcome. My leek and tattie soup is fiiine

FFS!!!!

Has anyone seen the thing that tells you you have had enough and to STOP EATING.

My tummy is the Millenium Dome AGAIN!!!! And it hurts a bit!!!!

FFS!!!!

Awwww I was missed

how are you doing Frumpy? The thing that tells you to stop eating? Dosen't exsist,either that or I chucked it out with the rubbish here have a rolo while we think about it

H E L L O everyone!

Back from east Anglia, sand in the crevices, picking whelks from my teeth (should they really taste like elastic bands?), babies tanned and happy, blue twin distinctly fatter. We had to come home, east Anglia ran out of pasta.

Wow, whoat about those limpics eh? We had them on the radio in the bus coming home and have to admit shedding a medium-wave tear for our rowers.

You still there Tigs, everyone's been asking for you and here you are! (AG goes all shy...)

Yes Ruby, the accordion had an outing in the sun, although I had to stop playing to pull cake from mouth of blue twin who was still trying to stuff more in, while starting to yak up.

Some important questions:

(1) how can I make myself go to bed earlier? On school days, I need to rise at 6.20.30am but I don't seem to want to go to sleep before at least 12.30am. Even if I'm tired, I just get a second wind come 10\11pm. Not good for a girl who needs lots of sleep. My happy sleep hours are 12.30am - 8am so I need to change it to 10\10.30pm - 6am ish.

(2) do you feel your multiples benefitted or missed out by being multiples?

(3) how can I be sure I sleep with Paolo Nutini when we share air space a week on Wednesday?

Night girlies. All this and more again tomorrow........

I know what love is but I still adore this song I might pop this on as I sleep........long, tight and peaceful now........

Jeez, you think you are quietly mouthing off to yourself when a whole crew come in and stand behind you!!!!

AG! Gwan. Play us something......

could you keep this til next year please?

FG - they're BEHIND YOU!

oh no they're not

DH is staying up to watch the women's marathon. Shoud I worry?

AG, only worry if they are running naked with bobos flying a-plenty. Otherwise they all look like skeletons coated in waxwork tibetan warriors.

its not often a woman puts herself out on a limb like that