D'y ever wonder how many of the multi mums are pregnant again?

[MarsLady]

SHABS!!!!!

TRIPS!!!!!!

Meet me here at midnight (10pm) and we must chat. We only have 50 messages left!!!!!!!

D'y ever wonder how it would feel to lie underneath a dark italian?

D'y ever wonder how it would be to proposition a flirty greek?

D'y ever wonder if you should just grab life by its bollocks and squeeze hard?

D'y ever wonder if hard skin has a reason?

D'y ever wonder if you will marry the scientist who invents fat food that makes you skinny?

D'y ever wonder what the real meaning of life is?

D'y ever wonder about how good it is to have good friends?

D'y ever pee with the light out?

D'y ever imagine bonking the man with the sunny face?

D'y ever put eye make up remover on your face instead of toner?

D'y ever wonder WHERE THE HELL LG&T IS?................................................................................................. ..................................................

I'm going to shower. Take my eyes out. And before that I'm going to text her. Will report back..........

mars - dts look lovely

I will sort out a pic of ds1 - he had a nice day but isn't sure he wants to go back tomorrow you have another 13 years at least my lad

pixi - will email you - I can only do mondays & tuesdays

momma - I can't believe thay are a year already

scan went well, all is fine, baby very active

Tom is lay in the bath singing away so I got on here quickly

Frumpster - particularly like the D'ya ever about mens testimonials!!! Matt used to say 'Mam, I dont fink we are ere fowever I fink we should grab evwey day by the balls and shake it!!! '

I honestly did not teach him that - think that God bloke might have done?????

See you later frumpster

Pixie - yes seeing a lot more of Dan and his little family. Ems AD's are working very well. They have started taking more pictures and all seem to be enjoying each other very much. Phew!!!

Must admit I spent at least a day offering silent prayers to Uncle Gareth and Uncle Matt. They always listen

Always welcome Rubester.

All I can hear from upstairs is 'American boy...take me on a journey la la la la la, American boy!!'

OMG now we are on the Faliraki holiday song......'Beautiful girl, you make me..................'

Happy Birthday to the Mommaettes. Where has that year gone? Hope you have had a lovely day.

Mars, the photos are gorgeous. How was their first day?

Glad the scan went well Oooogs, and DS1's first day. Hope he's happy to go back tomorrow .

DD1 came bouncing out of her room this morning, she was so excited about going into Year 1, bless her . Her new teacher seems really lovely.

My tummy's still not right, but I'm fed up with not eating, or just eating dull food, so I've decided the best cure is some nut and raisin chocolate I brought back from France .

Feel (oh matron yes please)

How delicious is the Robmeister in this video?

Just love, love, love the words to that song - so appropriate.

Right Frumpster this is all your fault thought to myself while Im waiting for Frumpster I will watch Extreme Makeover......... I am NEVER, EVER, EVER watching this again. It is fantastic but so sad....I blame you for all of it frumpster.

So glad you all had a lovely day Momma - sounds like you are doing a wonderful job with your children.

eeeuuuurgh, I fell asleep on the bed with my make up on and everything. Now I feel mince! All outside in. Shabs, I feel I have let you down but I think I need to go to bed my pink friend. Thats too crapola that is.

p.s. haven't seen extreme makeover for aaages. I love it, the tears, oh the tears!!! Shall we go on. I'll become Michelle Ppffifififippppfer.

I really do have to go to bed. I feel sick. Like I have a hangover. (I don't though, I promise!) Pinkfrog, I reckon its about your turn to close up the hoose and warm up the new one. I've packed the cool bags and the shagpile is rolled at the front door. You bring the booze and the toilet rolls

G'night my pink friend. Remember, no day is too short, no night is too long xxx.

p.s. I reckon your Matt has been before. My granny says that a lot......"hen, he's been here before that one"

Night night frumpster - nay worries hen!!! Sweet dreams me darling

Its 5am! Been up since 3am feeling rotten, and this site was down until 5 mins ago, which hasnt helped the <strong>stress</strong>. Since Weds I have felt awful, yesterday felt as though eveything was slowind down to a full stop, spent <strong>all</strong> day in bed, useless limbs etc and now feel sick. Maybe its a bug, but I m not taking the eta blockers anymore. So didnt get up to see my brother and its looking doubtful for today, hes only had 2 visitors poor thing Hi s really good, and Jamess eye is ok. Sat here feeling yuk yuk yuk, and also having a hot flush, blardy hell, whats a girl to do?

A belated happy birthday to the Mommaettes xx

Look at all the mistakes, no excuse

Oh no, now I need to run to the loo