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D'y ever wonder if that's a hamster in the garden or just a DT's poo? [groin]

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estar · 21/05/2008 21:18

Yey! I've never started a D'y thread before!!

Please someone find me and don't start a new thread.....

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duchesse · 28/05/2008 15:43

"Which one is the evil twin?????"

People can be so thick... or maybe they just have to have something to say...

GodzillasBumcheek · 28/05/2008 15:46

With me they used to ask

'Which one is the good twin?' (not quite as silly, but bad enough)
'Is it a boy and a girl?' (IT? How dare you!)
'Do twins run in the family then?'
'Are they identical?' (this one is even funnier if they are asking about boy & girl twins, lol)
'Why haven't you dressed them the same then?'

duchesse · 28/05/2008 15:47

I just think she's going to find it hard not to draw attention when out and about with her brood, so will probably need to be fore-armed.

duchesse · 28/05/2008 15:53

Oooh, I just found this. Might help, some of the answers look fun.

MarsLady · 28/05/2008 15:58

I think that that's an excellent link. I'm pretty sure we covered all of those in one of the earliest incarnations of the d'y ever threads! lol

Love the "no I left one in the car" though.

PazzaPlusTwo · 28/05/2008 15:59

They don't look the same!? (with confused expression)

Aren't they small

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:02

Duchese:

Them: Ohhh do you mind me asking were they natural or concieved throught IVF.

Me : Ohhhh do you mind me asking what sexual position you were in when you concieved and which county?

neez....take my great advice that i gave to Momma before I knew she was breastfeeding and adapt....
Put both of them in a car seat and do it

Low table for droopey bobos,or place car seats on kitchen sideboard for pert bobos

MarsLady · 28/05/2008 16:03

lol Tigger!

Pazza... well? Shall I visit and help you with the tandem feeding?

PazzaPlusTwo · 28/05/2008 16:08

Mars I have a v-pillow but it's too low/short to support them properly. Thinking of getting this one which seems much more industrial!

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:10

SHABS!!!! SHABS!!!!! SHABS!!!!!

The Chellster gave my son Tigger socks!!!!! TIGGER SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!TIGGER SOCKS!!!!!

He was "Wow!!" Tigger like mummy!!!! Girls look I have mummy socks!!"

Girls:

Oh Bran is going to add sooooooo much glitter now!!!! LOL

MarsLady · 28/05/2008 16:10

You can get a non-inflatable version of the inflatable one if you'd rather. It works very well. I have a client who uses it and it's perfect. I only recommend pillows for DTs. It will come Pazza trust me!

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:10

Hey my was missing!!!

MarsLady · 28/05/2008 16:11

Am currently getting drunked messages from FG! I'm thinking Bruce is going to need some protection (not that sort... then again...) tonight!

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:12

Mars,what do you do with two/three babies when they both/all need winding at the same time? Is there a secret?

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:12

has she said she loves you yet?

PazzaPlusTwo · 28/05/2008 16:14

Mars that would be fab. When suits? My social diary is pretty empty these days!

MarsLady · 28/05/2008 16:17

Tigger.... you simply pop them over your shoulder and lean back. Then rub randomly!

No she hasn't said that she loves me but her DH is making saucy suggestions.... I don't know that I can resist!

Pazza..Monday about 11 suit you?

TiggerTonkerTruck · 28/05/2008 16:21

See? Why did I never do that? I used to grab,pat,put down and grab another before they exploded...ahhh....clutz

Ohhhh Bruce King of Scots!!!
FG is a lucky lady ...I fear a certain pair of shoes might ruin a beautiful friendship if put on

shabster · 28/05/2008 16:34

Hiya girls - well so far I have done, 'big shop' 'DH retinal diabetic screening thingymebob.' Just our Dotster to take to the docs for a spot of 'lunacy assessment.'

I want to go into town to meet the Mighty Frumpster telling you girls Manchester is not a massive city but it is...........buzzing (as our Tom would say) really, really buzzing.

So much going on, loads of good shops, bars, restaurants. 'I want to go to town - right now, Im going to scream and scream and scream till I am sick.'

PazzaPlusTwo · 28/05/2008 16:51

11am Monday it is! La la la I have something in my diary!!!

Will try to get the cushion by then. Where can I get the non-inflatable version?

What's cranio-ostiowhatnotty?

Rubyrubyruby · 28/05/2008 17:15

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PazzaPlusTwo · 28/05/2008 18:33

Mars I'm loving those bf videos

shabster · 28/05/2008 20:29

Hiya Rubester - No I couldn't go sadly...really wanted to BUT have been playing Holby City all day with my sodding family.

Everybody happy?

gruesomefoursome · 28/05/2008 20:31

Hiya all, hope everyone is well.

oooggs · 28/05/2008 21:39

LG&T - 20 months [wow] so how did you transport the three of them?

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