Do y` ever wonder what it would be like to give birth on the shag pile?

[triplets]

Do y`?

big fish....

Oh dear methat is my worst nightmare,most people know but I did appear in a rather dodgey rave video doing exactly that with light sticks. We got filmed on a very drunken night out and it haunts me until this very day

OH MY GOD!!! You will never guess what happened this morning, I came downstairs to find the kids looking through my sister in laws pregnancy book which I left out last night. It is very graphic

I had got away with saying that I don't know how other babies were born but you were cut out of my tummyonly they saw the photos!!!. So I had to say babies come out of your mini with a big whoosh,a bit like a poo but it won't happen to you for a very long time and you have to be married first anyway
To which Pop replied I'm having babies,Molly said yuck they are not coming out of my mini,but the best one was Brandon who cried and said 'shut up mum I'm trying to eat my breakfast,talk about it somewhere else'

typical man already!!

Get off at Dover Shabs that will be quicker, my friend will pick you up on his motorbike and side car

Shabby I'm right at the bottom near the pointy end of the map!!

Tigs - you rock my friend - neon sticks and all

Trips - I know all the words to 'born to be wild' if that will make the bike and side car go faster

The best big fisher is my Dan - he is hysterical - although I dont think he means to be

AFternoon all, gawd I feel as rough as badger's arse today.........my night out started with a bottle of Cava in the hotel room where I was staying with my 20 year old work colleague - she wore a white top, that she called a dress, bare legs, hair extensions - you can imagine how much of a frump I felt!

We went out for a meal, more drinking, more drinking, followed by more drinking until 1am!! I managed to go to the loo and then not be able to find my way back to my own bed.......

And do you know who I blame, MARS, because I bloody well drank rum and cokes!! I never drink them!! I couldnt even face breakfast and I was so lookng forward to a big greasy fry up........

Please be gentle with me today....

Mars - bleurrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

It's gorgeous stuff woman. Put hairs on your chest! lol

blllllllllleeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

never again

Shabster peeks from behind the monitor

You OK HM - you look like this

Trying to clean up the technicolour yawn that HM did before - OMG I will join in any time NOW..........

Shabs - I may have had a teeny little spew this morning...........I do feel a bit brighter, ready for that hair of the dog just about now!!

I've just caught up.....now I have to go.......

I'm ill. I blame everyone for sharing. I have neck ache, a sore, sore throat, coughing razor blades, and a headache. Going to bed v v v v v early tonight. DT2 a bit better but tired too. He said "can I go to bed early mama"

I am astounded that people talk about whether to give children a whole creme egg They're TINY FFS!!! I think we need to gain perspective in life......

HM, you dirty stop out. So, whose bed did you sleep in if not your own?

Momma, I agree with Shabs. You are already doing heaps for Pixi. If she's anything like me, she'll only feel crap for needing the help so in a roundabout way, its perfect that you can keep in touch doing what you are doing. I get the feeling she'd be the first to say it. How are you feeling today? Still ill? I missed the chat on boboromps but I think I fancy one......

Howdy to everyone else

FG - stayed at a hotel......the room had two doubles, mine was closest to the bathroom so god knows why I couldnt find it in the middle of the night......my lovely colleagues said I was "sleepwalking". I know of course that I was just bladdered and lost!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry that's what you did you dirty stop out!

See you lot in a little while

Will be back by 9.30 it may get a little later xxxxxxx

Momma, thats lovely and shit altogether You do need to get those sinuses seen to, its a horrible pain. Please make an appointment, you have suffered too long.

I am going to eat Indian food and get to bed. In case I don't get back....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRIPLETS for tomorrow!!!!

I know you probably don't feel anything like celebrating but do grab a bottle of cheap bubbly and open it around 4o'clock. Sit back and order takeaway and let the house go to hell. I hope the day is ok for you, not without its worries but I do hope some good things happen. Happy Birthday sweetheart, lots of love fg xxx

p.s. Wouldn't it be great if my little package to you arrived tomorrow......then I could pretend I had it precisely planned

well, the salt is good for my sore throat

momma - you are doing a fab job helping pixi