D'y ever wonder how quickly we can fill this thread?

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BUG ALERT BUG ALERT!!

We are down. We are down!!! Momma breathe fresh air from the north I do not want you guys being ill again.

I have eiter poisoned myself and Branny with gloss fumes or we have something Headache,sore throat,sick,stiff neck? Me thinks it might be the flu

However.....i can't eat....BONUS!!!!!

I need to drop a few pounds as darling sister is coming to visit soon and however much we love each other the first hing we do is check out how flabby each other is We might grow up one day!!! ..... dounbtful

Rubster - I have a couple of ripe juicy melons here - grew them in our rear courtyard

Shabby! You saucy maiden

Hello ladies,
My dearest Frumpy, you are just the kindest soul, just reading your message made me feel all calm and nice and cared for, I will mail you, and will be very glad of the eye pillow, my poor eyes are sooooooooo sore atm. My friend and I used to laugh at sore eyes from the Frank M`Court book Angelas Ashes, where he had horrible pussy sore eyes and they were described as piss holes in the snow!! Dh has just told me off for not eating supper with him, just cannot face a meal, had a little snack at my Mums at 5pm, that will do me, though I have guzzled two bottles of lucozade, my old faithful standby. So what has everyone been up to today? The weather here has been lovely, 15 degrees, the boys were out in Mums garden until 6pm. Becca is out for the night, a pink sleep over party! Right , going to watch the search for the new Nancy! Oh, didany of you see the prog about the teenage mums the other night?

Wales won the grand slam (rugby) in case any one doesn't know Can't remember if any of you are welsh lasses? Mind you,you are all British, so should be pleased that a home side won

god life sucks. Dh heading back to London as I type, maybe for good, haven't decided as yet. DCs playing up, having grandma living with us means they just play her off against me. I went for a walk in the rain to the supermarket to get a lottery ticket and got back after 50min round trip to find Dh gone and chocolate smeared all over my sofabed, yeah thanks mum there's a reason I say no food in the living room. Really really hating life right now. Have made up my bed and planning an early night.
Think being a single mum to 5 can't be that bad can it? Actually don't answer that, I'm not ready to talk.

Triplets it has been pissing down here more or less all day. I'm sure it rains harder each time I open the door.

pixi - good to see you and yes I am also not impressed by this rain - its pants

april - welcome and congrats so 16 weeks - when does that make your due date - (sorry crap at maths)

Pixi as soon as I stop yaking I will give you a ring. Pants i didn't realise exactly what was going on I see you might need my big manly american football shoulders more yhan some free time,both are on offer.
Loads of love Pixi, I'm sure I can speak for Momma when I say you are not alone. You are offically an Ex...Exonin....Exoni....god Momma how do you spell it? A native now so its the law that we must pester you!!

Oh well done Momma!!!.x.x.

Oh and by yaking I meant throwing up,not that I was too busy to talk!!

EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!!!!!!

I happen to know Mars is sitting on her arse watching Ant&Dec! Take a gander! Might not happen again...........

And now fg reads the catch up.

Pixi, Hang on honey. I don't know the history but remember you are both under enormous stress atm. Enormous. Stay strong. Mail me if I can do something xxxxxxx.

Tried ringing but she's in bed. Will try again tomorrow. Oh I do hope everythings alright!

My turn to stand shoulder to shoulder with Piximon, poor poor you. You too have had such a stressful few months, its very hard being a woman I have decided. We take it all on board, our kids, our relationships, money worries, health, where as they(men) deal with what concerns them. Then its the little things that break us, like chocolate on the sofa, and as for Mothers well...........told you what mine said to me last week......"thats your fault, you chose to have them". I could have packed my bags and jumped on a plane to anywhere this last week, but we don`t do we, we stay and sort and get on with it. Dearest Pixi, thank God we all have each other on here, its the one thing we can count on, xxx

stupid woman

Pixi posted me the sweetest card yesterday Marsy, what can we do for her?

I have left her a message on FB thats all I can think of right now and I have offered her a corner of my mad house to hide in if she ever needs it

Oops..forgot my manners! Welcome to Aprilgirl, welcome to our insanely special world! Yep, more than one makes us special!

pixi - if you need a change jump on a train and pop down here - email me anyway

Wheres that shameful hussy tonight? Its awful quiet on here without her, Shabby come out from under Derksters flat cap? Your never walking whippets in this weather, I said "your never walking whippets in this weather?"