D`y ever wonder how we managed without the shag pile?

[triplets]

Well...............?

How great do I feel????????????Perving over Mr Mamafeelgood when his beautilicious partner just posted me a funny message.

Right thats it - I have just slapped the back of my own hand - I am going back to my old ways of private, quiet perving.

Only if its not too much trouble Mama, no rush.

Errrr....i think that I should take a look too Momma,just to make sure Shabs doesn't get too over excited of course

Tigger - get back you swine, form an orderly queue.

Bloody right!!!!!!

snorris, tigger sod off

It was homecooked, dressed haddock, brought fresh from the dock by the lovely fishman this afternoon! Had the chips in a butty at tea time so I ate it alone with vinegar. And had a bowl of homemade carrot soup! Aint I a lentil weaver!!

My, my, my, my, Momma, THAT was an entrance I could see it all in glorious technicolour!! I feel quite ashamed, no, black affronted, sitting here in my jamas with my boobs sagging around my waist with toothpaste caps for nipples. Black affronted I'm telling you.

Dear Snorris,

I would like you to stop pinching my lovley daughter Shabster. She is very ''special'' and needs a lot of love.

Shift then I can see this lovley bloke.

Yours

Dotster (Shabsters mother)

FG stop eating and help me!!!

Snorris....did you just pinch me? Oh no you didn't!!!!!

Game on now girlfriend!!!!!

TRULY A HEN NIGHT!!

Thanks mfg will have to buy big knickers and ask marsy for c/s bp
I guess you are right and that she has lots of feelings inside bottled up and may be feeling fed up with being judged
or mfg have you still got your plan
gets down onn prayer mat hoping ++

Here, take the helicopter.......

I don't care 'cos my dh has got a 6-pack so nerrr

I will probably have to leave the party v soon. I have horrible, horrible tonsils and I need to get through a theatre trip to LazyTown tomorow with all the weans. I think I know all the words

Ive just nipped over to facebook and no sign of the said man - anybody know his name, star sign, shoe size.

My mouse is on fire - the computer mouse you rudities

PMSL at shabsters 'hot mouse'

FG you lucky thing!!! Is the real Sporticus there? hes a fit fit man

GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, please. This house has never seen such behaviour. Think Ladette to Lady please. Shagging up a dark alley whilst 3 sheets to the wind is perfectly fine, fighting is not. Now put Mr Momma down, can't you see he's trembling with fear laughter.

snorris my old man has a party 7 not a six pack - he has a baldie head and is a miserable git but.......he does have to put up with me

How can you say Im scary Im just a 51 year old who is not built for running, but built for fun.

Not the real Sportacus but some muscle bound specimen instead. Not the real Stephanie either. I know each of my children will know this. I'm preparing for DT1 to be in tears - she thinks she's going to get to cuddle them!

Shabster - put up with you!!!! He should be so lucky. He should be glad to drink cold tea from your glass slipper shoe.

Shabster - put up with you!!!! He should be so lucky. He should be glad to drink cold tea from your glass slipper shoe.