Hello, I'm here....................and I'm in two pieces!
Levi James was born yesterday, at 7:11pm, weighing 7lb 7oz.
No star jumps, just lots of pacing and muttering - started 1am, woke dh at 5am when they were 5 mins apart, went to hospital, carried on every 5 mins till 3pm when I was....2cm dilated, then slowed down to 20 mins apart
They were so busy at the hospital that they wanted to send me home which made me cry so they found a spare room upstairs where I slept between contractions. By 6pm they had returned to 5mins apart, they checked at 6.30 and I was 5cm. Got into a wheelchair, down to delivery suite, couldn't get on the bed or speak or breathe when I got there because there was no break between contractions. I rolled onto the bed and managed to get enough breath to scream like a banshee 'LET ME PUSH!' Secod midwife ran in, first midwife threw her apron on, dh ripped my trousers off - and there he was, crowning! One long scream and three pushes later, he poured out with my waters onto the bed.
It was the most surreal experience ever, lost all feeling in my arms and legs for ages afterwards and carried on shaking violently for an hour and a half. Mars, how you willingly make a career out of watching people go through it, I do not know.
But he was soooooo worth it, he is TOTALLY gorgeous. Beautiful heart-shaped face, soft downy black hair and huge dark eyes that are so curious about the world. I can't bear to put him down because he feels and smells so gorgeous.
Will get a photo on as soon as I can get round to it to share the joy.
I haven't had more than a solid hour's sleep in sixty three hours and I don't care!