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BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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Spongebobette · 12/08/2026 10:36

New thread, welcome one and all

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Intrepidobserver · 25/08/2026 08:18

Someone is selling a commode on fb marketplace. Shall l send the advert to yawn??

user1471446301 · 25/08/2026 09:00

Intrepidobserver · 25/08/2026 08:18

Someone is selling a commode on fb marketplace. Shall l send the advert to yawn??

yes, and the comprehensive list upthread of all the H&S requirements for a home gym open to the public, but do it on your burner we still need access for all of us that have been blocked on multiple accounts :)

Spongebobette · 25/08/2026 10:42

I do wish someone would send her that comprehensive list - I’m out of burners

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ticktock19 · 25/08/2026 17:21

Ta-Da…. (guess the poster 🙄)

BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …
Spongebobette · 25/08/2026 18:05

15 years experience of what?

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MrsDilligaf · 25/08/2026 18:09

I had a look on Techies Facebook - personal not Build a bear. There are 8 posts of a gurning Yawn on her page, before you even get to a Techie post. Yawn is so self centered and oblivious - basically posting herself all over someones Facebook profile.

user1471446301 · 25/08/2026 18:22

ticktock19 · 25/08/2026 17:21

Ta-Da…. (guess the poster 🙄)

15 years my arse of absolutely what exactly?
Sweet FA is what except for B&Q cheap tool shed with a camping toilet,
she has reached the final boss level of a pot to piss in.

orangehandles · 25/08/2026 18:44

hourglass2 · 24/08/2026 15:05

Yep, she'll throw anything at the wall to see if it sticks, so far we've had:
The Unlucky Girl Academy...quietly dropped
The 333 method.....quietly dropped
BAB....will go the same way eventually
Now a PT instructor
all in the last 2 years

Can anyone think of any more fly by night business ventures?

Alpaca walking holidays?

Crwysmam · 25/08/2026 20:34

ticktock19 · 24/08/2026 13:35

I asked ChatGPT much the same yesterday and it also mentioned that she should get all her equipment tested by a suitable engineer confirming and certifying that it is all in good, safe working order and suitable for the uses she intends to use it for

The list of things you need to do and have before you can allow a member of the public across the threshold is almost infinite.

We had a patient sue us when she tripped up over a slightly raised slab on the footpath ( next doors tree root) I’d only noticed it a couple of days before and had been parking over it but couldn’t fit in the space the day they took a tumble. The best of it was that she was looking at her phone when she tripped. When it was surveyed by the insurance company it was 1mm above the limit. Lesson learned and after we had it repaired we parked over the area of the carpark that was slabbed. The path was unnecessary.

I think the portaloo is a massive problem area. It will need lighting and there is the issue of accessibility for the disabled. She would need to make it clear that the premises is not accessible.

And yes the decking surface will need addressing as will the flooring in the gym. If it’s not commercial flooring with non slip capabilities it’s a major slip hazard in a sweaty gym.

Fire regulations, with electrical equipment she will need smoke detectors, fire extinguishers, a fire evacuation plan and possibly an alarm since there is a highly flammable building next to the shed. Some sort of intercom or reliable phone line for emergencies.

When you invite the general public into your premises it gets very expensive and is a nightmare in admin. Policies for everything. All equipment needs regular maintenance and inspection to meet the terms of insurance and HSE.

Fire extinguishers alone need checking annually and refilled where necessary. You need CPR training - certified - no online jiggers pockery. Basic first aid certificate. And some must be insight at all times, no swanning off on day dates or dog walks, leaving clients to DIY.

What you can’t do is just give the place a lick of paint and throw a tarp on the roof. Has she checked if the tarp is fire retardant to the specified regs? Yawn is clueless when it comes to setting up a business. As a business coach she should know all of this but maybe she never reads what she copies and pastes.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 25/08/2026 20:49

We opened a new office a couple of years ago and thank god we employed an experienced office manager as the things she implemented had never even crossed my mind. And that’s without getting people to do star jumps.
I thought Mr Yawn was project manager in some sort of construction role - you’d think he’d have a modicum of a clue.

Intrepidobserver · 25/08/2026 21:27

That testimonial is shocking

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Spongebobette · 26/08/2026 07:56

Homeschool is celebrating finding someone who ‘is as much of a dickhead’ as she is and ‘a fellow knobhead’ and they can be ‘absolute idiots together’

accompanied by a photo of him licking her face

weird Willy must be envious

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ticktock19 · 26/08/2026 10:19

That’s a very enlightening list @Crwysmam and I bet she hasn’t considered any / much of it. If I lived closer then I’d be tempted to book in for a session and see just how shocking it all is. Just the most basic things like proper non slip flooring and not a beige fake hide rug. Anyway, she’s got enthusiastic new clients (apparently)

BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …
BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …
ticktock19 · 26/08/2026 10:19

Spongebobette · 26/08/2026 07:56

Homeschool is celebrating finding someone who ‘is as much of a dickhead’ as she is and ‘a fellow knobhead’ and they can be ‘absolute idiots together’

accompanied by a photo of him licking her face

weird Willy must be envious

🤢🤢🤢

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 26/08/2026 11:54

I call total bollocks on both of those. Who sends "hey girl" outside of Gen Z in the US? I doubt it's common parlance in rural Worcestershire.

The photo of the "gym" is awful. I would want clean lines, white space and it to look safe and professional. Instead we've got a turquoise flamingo, unstable decking and a dog.

YouOKHun · 26/08/2026 14:22

Yawn’s new client who is having business coaching to help with their PT business - if that client exists what’s the betting it’s her PT qualification trainer and FLP bot?

Any real client who happens to be a PT is going to be subjected to Yawn showcasing her bot potty and star jump shed. Wouldn’t that ring alarms when they see the dodgy home use equipment etc? Add that to the well worn soundbites of her business coaching. No one who isn’t botted up to the eyeballs is going to take her seriously.

user1471446301 · 26/08/2026 16:13

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 26/08/2026 11:54

I call total bollocks on both of those. Who sends "hey girl" outside of Gen Z in the US? I doubt it's common parlance in rural Worcestershire.

The photo of the "gym" is awful. I would want clean lines, white space and it to look safe and professional. Instead we've got a turquoise flamingo, unstable decking and a dog.

She has spray painted the lights and flamingo the same colour as the tool shed that's coming sorry I mean w/c block as she describes it. Looking at the internal dimensions it's going to be very tight in there to stand up before you crouch down on the bot potty you've already got to duck down to get into the door. Considering Yawn is tall I don't think they've taken the size of this into account at all just saw a cheap fix. They have just looked at the external measurements and not taken into account it slopes at the back. People are going to crack their heads going in as the door is about 5ft high and if you're over 5.6 you have an inch above your head at the back to wash your hands etc. I do hope she has a first aid kit specifically for head injuries to include gashes from metal sheds. You'd also have to bend over to slop out when bringing out the pissy potty yuk.

www.diy.com/departments/outsunny-7-x-4ft-galvanised-steel-garden-shed-with-foundation-kit-green/5063603209152_BQ.prd?&&&&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=24023859030&gbraid=0AAAAADt-XHlJ6O2emVJ-4P1ySK4Z_yP7v&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI14_QvcS-lgMVd5NQBh0BJgbNEAQYBiABEgI2VvD_BwE

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 26/08/2026 16:51

Also it will be FREEZING in winter.

PieonaBarm · 26/08/2026 17:20

So she’s bought a Wendy house to put a camping toilet in??

user1471446301 · 26/08/2026 17:30

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 26/08/2026 16:51

Also it will be FREEZING in winter.

Not to mention in the summer from google "Temperatures inside a metal shed can easily reach 110°F to 130°F+ (43°C to 54°C+) on a hot summer day, running 20°F to 40°F (11°C to 22°C) higher than the outside"

A sweaty piss stinking box, lets hope Mr Yawn seals it up well as it will be a vermin magnet.

ticktock19 · 26/08/2026 18:23

Comedy reel from Yawn which is worth a viewing as to why she is now a fitness expert. Slates her yrs at FL - saying she was making ‘loadsamoney’ but living an exceptionally unhealthy lifestyle of alcohol, no exercise and fast food due to commuting around her team. If she’d slated it as shit overpriced supplements, vile aloe and ridiculous C-9s then it might have been more truthful

CanadianJohn2 · 26/08/2026 18:50

I've been out of touch for a while. Can someone give me a hint for Yawn on FB. Thanks.

ticktock19 · 26/08/2026 19:05

The song ‘???? de Lune’ but the name is the version with 3 vowels and surname is the family surname from ‘some mothers do ave em’

user1471446301 · 26/08/2026 19:11

ticktock19 · 26/08/2026 18:23

Comedy reel from Yawn which is worth a viewing as to why she is now a fitness expert. Slates her yrs at FL - saying she was making ‘loadsamoney’ but living an exceptionally unhealthy lifestyle of alcohol, no exercise and fast food due to commuting around her team. If she’d slated it as shit overpriced supplements, vile aloe and ridiculous C-9s then it might have been more truthful

ah I wish I could still view her facebook, thank you for the updates!

So what shes saying is she was an unpaid rep for a 'wellness' company that turned her in her own words into an obese functioning alcoholic. Sign me up hun!