BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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New thread, welcome one and all

This is just getting more bizarre by the day! She's calling a small metal shed a Unit, with she says a proper toilet, but then says it's a caravan toilet which we all know is a bot potty. How does she think painting a mirror and showing us a toilet roll holder would encourage us to use those facilities and part with £40 for the privilege. I just can't get my head around how she thinks this will attract clients.

Just to add the 'Unit' is £238 at B&Q (exact same photograph) 7 x 4ft flimsy steel tool shed.

Its such a huge contrast with Yawn from the highs of FL talking about 6 figure incomes and 6 figure cheques…to a crappy home gym trying to make £40. How the heck is she going to clear a £200k directors loan with £40 here and there. Even if she took £80 a day from her gym Monday to Friday it would take ten years to clear her £200k debt.

The mind boggles.

That'll be delightful in the depths of winter.

Also, who is going to be emptying the bot potty? Can't see Yawn doing it somehow

good point - she won’t have told her home insurer who is already dicing with her tinderbox thatch, wood burner and bargain fixes. The local council should be told too.

You must tell your mortgage provider too..

And the heat of summer….mmmm, the aroma of portaloo fermentation.

lol @YouOKHun, there’s got to be a Ted Lasso ‘believe’ sign french chic’d to the max hanging up somewhere 😂

@ticktock19 🤣 I am going to get a sign made up that instead of saying “believe” says “critically evaluate” and nail it to Yawn’s forehead so every time she looks in the mirror she sees “etaulave yllacitirc” and the time it takes her to work out what it says will be time she isn’t spending on another post MLM disaster or rinsing £40 out of someone. I don’t suppose she’d go as far as finding out what it actually means.

Emptying the exclusive gym members’ Squat Potty … who will be adding that job to their list? I think we can guess. The only mercy is that it will be an infrequent job given the lack of customers.

Haha..brilliant plan 😂😂

"Believe", or "Relieve"? 😂

So… there’s a chemical toilet in a metal shed. why put the toilet in a shed? Where will you wash your hands? If you want to get changed after a sweaty workout, can you shower?
it will be freezing in the winter and dark if people come after 4pm

why can’t people enter the Thatch to use the facilities?

So let's just say that she's going down the official route here and getting all the relevant boxes ticked by the right people (yeah, right) .... surely running water would be a essential requirement in the thunder box?

Is thete a way to report yawn to hmrc and the county Council?

I wonder if there’s a covenant in the title deeds restricting her from using any part of the property for business purposes?

I fear Mr Yawn will serve as Groom of the Stool when it comes to emptying the Squat Potty @OhMyGiddyAunt. Its possible one of the beige ladies might be prevailed upon to do the honours in return for a promotion to “Brown Lady.” 😂

There may well be, I don't think she's thought it through at all, everythings been rushed because she's desperate for money, her PT qualification is a joke, I can see how she thought using her outbuilding was appealing in the dizzy heat of Summer but in Winter it will be awful and the clients will be wondering why the hell they signed up for it..

Eeeeeeeekkkkkk...1st September the gym shack along with a caravan loo, tarpaulin roof outside and lashings of gold paint is ready to go. I literally can't wait 🤣🤣🤣 @Slw1984 thoughts??

Poor old Mr Yawn is being described as as ‘tight’ as he won’t hire someone to build a canopy and the ‘toilet block’ (that metal shed needs to be assembled which is hours of work!)
AND HE’S GOT A KNACKERED BACK

Yawn can hardly contain her frustration at not being able to snap her fingers and get what she wants instantly and seems to have decided it all needs doing by Sept 1

I feel bad for laughing my head off at this totally bizzare way of going on - all it seems to avoid getting something a bit non flashy and dull that will pay you £100 a day minimum consistently, every day you work 8 hours with no cost to you at all - apart from maybe getting there . If I was advising yawn I would say get yourself something boring but consistent and just set up a nice little influencer side line for products you can do in your own time or bang your buildabear thing on YouTube or TikTok and just monetise it through views-

I must admit I’m really enjoying this

Wonder if he did his back in due to poor form whilst exercising?

If only he had a PT to advise him ..... 🤔

I wonder if he's started to push back by saying no to Yawn for once, he says yes to her on most things because he wants an easy life, but maybe he's getting to his limit? She's had years of not bringing anything meaningful money wise to the household and it must piss him off inside, especially when he works long hours, pays for the mortgage and bills only for his wife to blow hundreds of pounds on pointless photoshoots and other such crap that contributes nothing to the household...

If only there was a business expert who could advise them on keeping accurate accounts, so they know what money has been spent and what income they have

But yes I think the temporary tarp is his response to the demand for a roof over the decking

I bet Yawn won't be the one emptying the bog, Mr Yawn will have to do it when he comes home from work...

Me too - although I kind of feel mean as well - seriously I feel I need to coach this lady - oh and charge her! In every business surely you would do a return on investment in terms of hours toil and money spent against money earned and at some point think - this doesn’t make sense - I would say offer yourself up for some classes at the leisure centre but I think they will want you better qualified