BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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New thread, welcome one and all

Yep - she works really hard at it and has found a fab little niche -

Wow, I knew castle was a piece of work "Years ago I’d have locked myself in the office, hidden away, warned the family - keep him busy …"

Warned the family, what a threatening term. You mean warned the serf's (your parents). How entitled can you be? She's just had a stress free holiday week away from mini mini turret, courtesy of her Mum and Dad and now you wonder why he wants your attention and blaming the week away with her parents as causing him to regress. Bloody hell fire, I'd be absolutely raging if I were her parents and tell her to stick her bloody childcare! what an entitled, ungrateful woman.

agreed.

she takes her parents’ help for granted

God she's awful. Messiah complex at its finest; if she's the only one who can 'unlock' her child then she can have 100% of her time with him. I can't feel too sorry for the parents because they've made a massive rod for their own backs.

Re Uber, my guess is that she's infiltrated single mother support groups.

Good god Homeschool has taken her children ‘urbexing’ which means exploring abandoned buildings

despite a sign saying ‘danger, unsafe structure, keep out’ they went inside and explored rooms with collapsed ceilings 🙄

Agree about Uber. She is taking over the Ubersville chapter of Cotswold Networking from September according to a post on 28 June on CN’s insta. I wonder if that networking group realise they’ve become a recruitment source?

I’m sure the parenting groups are the best source for her. Someone of the CN attendees look like they may be a little less vulnerable to MLM promises/established elsewhere. Perhaps it’s already riddled with bots. If it is riddled with bots it will eventually be consumed by enthusiastic new members like Uber as other members decide it’s not their kind of group and leave. The organisers need to be careful.

CN members, apart from the odd Tropic bot, seem to have actual businesses. Uber’s profile suggests she is an international speaker and FL is not the logo on her profile pic - she’s using her own name as the brand. She must realise it’s instantly offputting to see an MLM on the profile pic, although it is mentioned in the text

Even if your “business” did “grow” from June to July, 40% of nowt is still nowt (and may be a case of more Airbnb bookings in July rather than furthering the FLP scam). It’s still a misleading claim and pretty meaningless.

^Rictus btw

I'm sure she uses this angle to infiltrate women's group and let's herself be perceived as this strong single independent women shouldering the financial burden for 3 children.

I also wandered if it was more a dig regarding the 'father figure' for the smallest Uber. She mentioned the older 2 were on holiday with their father her 1st husband so they have must a good relationship and I'm sure she hasn't let him get away without paying maintenance when it was applicable and probably contributed to the school fees she always has to mention she foots the bill for.

Her recent exh stepped in very early taking the father role for the smallest Uber when the last man upped and left. He was always referred to as Dad, perhaps when things soured dramatically he has distanced himself and his wallet thinking that was for the best.

I think the exh may well have seen ££ when he got together with Uber, and whilst I have little time for the woman, she was probably quite vulnerable. Her ex had left her when she was heavily pregnant and the builder in shining armour was renovating her house when she had a newborn. He then took up residence, they bought the holiday let, he did it up and then it appears fucked off and took half of everything.

I do wonder what relationship (if any) her youngest has with her biological dad and his family (there's never any mention of them).

Also, any contact still with the one who was there as a "dad" through her early years? His grown-up daughters seemed to have formed a bond with her too. Again, never any mention of them.

And another thing - what’s happened to Fierce’s FB pages (the one with first and second name and the one with the addition of her middle name). I don’t think I’m blocked. I wonder if the couple of YouTube critics really did do some well timed damage. Barely anything since April apart from Max Headroom’s silly vanity project. How do they survive? It’s either family money or one of them quietly doing some hard slog or managing other people’s holiday apartments (passing them off as their own)

I thought they were back in the UK because the oldest mini Fierce needs to start school but I think I got that wrong. Perhaps she will spend every term in a different school, changing when her parents need to leave town? Who needs an education when you can attend your parents’ Scamversity of Life after a few years in the School of Hard Up Bots?

The BotPotty lives on now as a ‘gym’ toilet 😂.
Yawn £40 is an outrageous sum for a newly qualified PT with a shonky home gym, your set up is great for you but if you presented me with your very limited set of aging equipment and minimal weights then I’d be very unhappy. That’s absolutely not a professional set up, it’s a nice home shed gym

I’ve struck out her ‘location’ which was very vague anyway

His facebook has a lovely snap with all 'his girls' inc min Uber. Maybe he is actively involved in her life, just conscious of not exploiting her imagine whilst they spend time together?

Like @dickiedavisthunderthighs I agree she was very vulnerable when the other fellow left her during a difficult pregnancy and the Builder was the knight in shining armour, but I tend to think he was the one that was exploited using his time and skills for free, weeks on end at the nightmare by the water (whilst she forgot his birthday) and worked on the other properties within their portfolio.

I genuinely think she was totally blindsided when he wanted his cut when they divorced. It must have been quite sizeable chunk to have to sell her house, but deemed legally correct during the divorce settlement and business wise they owned companies together so it must have been agreed legally he was entitled to this money. I'm very glad my life is a simple one!

Uber is a bit like Castle in that she's happy to sit back and let someone else do all the graft whilst she plays at being a business owner

oh the bot potty returns how funny! Perhaps the shower is Mr Yawn with a hosepipe up the step ladder.

On her thatch reno page she confirms the size of her shed is 5 x 5, bit snug with 4 people and all the Stuff she has got in there. Half an acre of private land is just her garden full of dogshit.

The top notch Swanky Gym near where I live has a day pass rate of £38. It is an amazing huge gym with real state of the art kit, pools, spa facilities and gorgeous stately home setting with manicured grounds, restaurant and bar. Day rate also includes a robe and 2 towels. Who on earth would pay £40 to train in someones home gym / shed just why? I suppose the only positive is that she claims to have insurance.

Definitely, I pay £90 a month for a very small ‘boutique’ gym now after years at a big chain gym. Current gym is pricey but I can go as frequently as I want and it’s all classes but limited to 8 people per class for Pilates (reformer, mat or barre), yoga, circuits or strength and conditioning. For the price of 2.5 yawn sessions per month then I’ll stick with what I’ve got.

God it really is absolutely desperate isn’t it

I pay £19.99 a month for my gym and that includes all classes too...£40 is criminal Yawn...

£40 a month gets me a really well-equipped gym, heated/air con so lovely all year round, free properly trained/qualified PTs, free classes and a large range of equipment, treadmills, cross trainers, bikes, stairmasters, big weights areas, studio, lots of weights machines free showers etc etc.

Now that Yawn has promoted the humble Bot Potty to “gym toilet facilities” should we refer to it henceforth as the Squat Potty? 🏋️‍♂️🚽

Yawn must be truly desperate. I don’t know about you, but I’ve never had to enquire if toilet facilities were available whenever I joined a new gym. I’ve always assumed there’d be something to go on and I’ve yet to be disappointed.

… and don’t get me started on “outside fun.”

Hi Huns!

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I have a fully equipped gym. I have an exercise bike (see picture). All the equipment is good quality. Mr YouOKHun was assured it was safe when the nice man on Facebook Marketplace with the severed fingers said we could have the lot for free. Obviously if you break any of it or if the gaffer tape holding the weights above your head breaks due to you using the equipment then you’re out, I can’t have people whinging about head injuries, no one needs that kind of negativity.

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