BOTWATCH 93! The latest in a long running anti MLM thread. We may be celebrating the demise of Forever Living MLM in the US but sadly MLM/network marketing is still pulling in victims using lies and manipulation … the botwatching continues …

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New thread, welcome one and all

So the restaurant where Castle is dining on steaks is owned and run by Lanzabot and her annoying daughter (the one whose Insta has had regular bare arse (verging on soft porn) pics since she was about 14).

Surely Castle avoids all FL people these days? Were they ever great pals or sworn enemies?

She’ll have negotiated some sort of ‘collab’, citing her huge number of followers and getting a free meal

Mr Castle’s Insta is absolutely hilarious

I’m struggling to understand why he is on his hand and knees tiling floors when his wife is making £4884 in 4 days while on holiday though

Whilst searching for the DM article about FLP to see what the comments looked like (thank you to the botwatcher who shared the text of the article with me), I came across another article published today about the litigious seller of Art, the title starts with the words “I was left £35,000 in debt…”. Again, it’s behind a paywall and I ain’t giving a penny to the DM. No need to read it to know it will be a work of fiction.

I hardly ever check in on our old ex bot Nurse as she’s out of network marketing and coaching now and her life is uneventful (knock the shopping on the head, chill out evenings, weird roast dinners on repeat), but whenever I do she’s full of cold. Very odd.

Don't forget her Hauls! Mrs Hinch liked one of her posts and she was proper giddy!

HEY YAWN, IF YOU'RE READING THIS "STOP WALKING YOUR DOGS IN EXTREME HEAT". IDIOT WOMAN.

I'm collecting 'legal' bits on her (amongst other topics) for when I'm ready to risk my burner and challenge her on why and how she calls herself a Lawyer. She did a distance learning law degree and got a 2.2. but took a job in investment banking, there are no references to sitting the additional qualifying exams or working in a legal practice and I'm sure we would have heard all about that.

I am not demeaning her efforts of studying, but a Law degree alone does not make you a lawyer. I wonder if she came across Yawn's old chum Struckoff. Below are some snippets readily available from SM, she obviously slips up a few times and forgets shes a lawyer but the rest proclaim she is a lawyer and are very misleading to her 'audience'. Now Google says "There is no direct legal penalty for simply calling yourself a "lawyer" in the UK because the term itself is not legally protected". However I believe she is using this term to mislead her clients and this could lead to financial gain as this gives additional credence to her 'courses' or business offerings or what ever day of the week she's launched a new biz or course on. In short there is so much off about her not just this.

11/2 What kind of lawyer do I need?
18/2 Firstly as an ex lawyer I can’t tell you how bad this advice is.
18/3 As an ex lawyer this knowledge has helped me time and time again
17/4 As an ex lawyer who checked this with 4 different lawyers
28/4 I had no idea what to do so spoke to a lawyer
8/8 As an avid researcher (it’s the lawyer in me)
14/8 As someone who is trained as a lawyer
4/12 Not having a good year with lawyers! ! Am about to get rid of one so need recommendations

I really hope Techie reads this thread... Techie, you are on a hiding to nothing.

This is the poster girl for your "business"; the one who is the driving force behind your business.

August is your boot camp month but this is your reach on this post - two engagements. Two.

You can keep on flogging this very very dead horse, or you can walk away and put your efforts into your own business (which is what I would suggest)

Also ask yourself this. If your business partner was as successful as she claims (having run so many successful businesses), why isn't she on a cruise like you? Why hasn't she had a holiday? The answer is, those businesses weren't successful, she isn't set up for life. She flits from one thing to the next, to the next and so on, discarding people when they no longer serve a purpose or claiming they were "toxic". They weren't all toxic, they just saw through the lies.

Any help for finding Mr Castle please? 🙏🏻

Same first name as ..... The Sheep (apt) Second name is a name for someone who makes Barrels.

Easier to find via Castles FB. 1st name same as a Jane Austen novel, surname barrel maker. She tagged him on 12th July.

Thank you so much. Off to investigate!

Castle complaining of being tired after a week’s holiday (and she’s off on holiday again on Sat)
And of course it’s because she’s a mum running a business, poor old her.

a business which seems to involve posting on social media all day and little else

and being a mum which involves frequently dumping the kids on her live-in parents

poor old her also because her renovated living room (courtesy of her dad) is ‘no further on’ while she’s been away

She really is a spoilt princess

Hilariously he’s just posted about the house ‘he’ bought and that was featured in Homes under the Hammer - a very badly filmed tour of the house and at the end says oh the episode isn’t available any more

That Episode of Homes Under the Hammer should be retitled as Father in Law under the Cosh. It was basically Mr Castle titting around, falling through rotten floorboards etc while Castle's pensioner father grafted away with the refurbishment and the painting and carpeting of every surface in Grifters’ Grey. And paid for all of it.

Mr Castle Senior’s big missed opportunity was not bricking up the doors and windows of one room while Mr and Mrs Castle were inside. It would have saved him and Castle’s future victims a lot of trouble and money.

And one appearance by Castle who was clearly relishing being a TV star but had no control over the filming and looked very different from her carefully filtered appearance in her own social media

And was clearly taken aback at being asked "What do you do" and muttered something about "helping entrepreneurs"

Oh yes! That was cringey

@dickiedavisthunderthighs ah yes, I’d forgotten about her vague and slightly subdued response to that most testing of direct questions, ‘what do you do for a living?’. Having to answer that when it would be broadcast to an audience she wasn’t able to handpick. She has spent decades swerving such questions.

Anyone watching that would have picked up the Huntrepreneur vibes even if they’d never come across her before. I wonder if anyone looked her up and confirmed their suspicions that the pair of them were a couple of unemployed grifters?

And that the vast majority of the work was done by Castle’s dad (who is in his 70s) and by his contacts in the trade

Those parents are total mugs

Rictus "My Business Runs - regardless of where I am"

Well yes, it's because you can't be at home because your house is rented out as an Airbnb. That is the only way you have made any money while you gurn on holiday like Bruce from Finding Nemo.

castles parents (who have both had surgery in the last year and mum
quite recently) spent a week chasing around after the youngest castle while dad makes videos and mum takes aspirational selfies sitting by a pool claiming her system does all the work for her. No castle your parents do all the work for her !

Caslte posted about a new caravan a while ago. Is that another fad, like the peloton, other caravan, motor home, walking treadmill, motorbike, burpees every morning ….. the list is endlless

not long until we see her multimillionaire accounts, im sure millions in the bank account

Headband has used two lots of Yawn's 'before and after' photos in her latest FB story pushing the C9. Both say 'Yawn 18 months ago/Yawn now".
Aside from the fact that it's bollocks on both a results and timeline perspective, does Yawn have any agency on how her photos are used or does she just have to put up with it?!

She’s copied and pasted from a bank of before and after photos available to the bots I suppose

Apart from the FL lies and deception, I’m struggling to understand why ‘house full of boys’ is in her bio when she has one son