BOTWATCH 91!!! Yes there have been that many threads! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And

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Welcome to the latest fred!

@user1471446301 if I was paying “for everything” month after month I would not want to spend anything to hear repeats. I wouldn’t particularly want to give up a weekend day either. She hasn’t, ironically, got the visibility herself to use this to pull in new people. No way will she persuade 60 people to attend. I doubt she will give them lunch. I doubt it will happen, it will be quietly dropped or just done online where lack of attendance can be hidden.

I wonder if she has even booked the venue and if she has what the cancellation will cost her. She could just be looking around and using the photos for content. If I knew where the venue was I’d be tempted to find out if they are booked up that day!

I would imagine there are a lot more truths you could tell too!

Do you think she's worried about that?

Previous ex-BFFs I can think of have all been ex-FL and to my knowledge haven't directly called her out on things. There's just been a lot of passive aggressive, cryptic social media posts from both directions whereas you've just told it as it is ....something that Yawn would find quite alien as she wouldn't recognise the truth if it bit her on the arse!

The Carthouse, https://www.thefold.org.uk/venue-hire/
you can view the visibility on the booking form I'll keep an eye. Everything you say is correct be interesting how it pans out (or rather doesn't) I suppose techie and the squatting snapper may pull in some punters.

wow those prices are punchy for a day of delivering bugger all! With your insider knowledge you could be correct!

Some people think they have star quality and other people will pay cash money to spend time in their presence

It won't be £99, it will be £97.
These things always are!

I'm blocked on Yawn's FB but a google search Yawn Invisibility brought up the following "SAVE THE DATE IN PERSON VISIBILITY & BRANDING WORKSHOP Monday 22nd June ⏰ 12:15 – 4:15 Just £49 🗺️ The Fold, Bransford, WR6 5JB". Those of you with FB access maybe able to read more. So it's 4 hours for just shy of 50 quid, I still don't envisage 60 attendees even if it was £1.99 she just doesn't have enough reach to attract any people.

@user1471446301 😆 “The squatting snapper” sounds like a something that hides under toilet seats, snapping at people’s nether regions when they least expect it: a lavatorial menace, if you will. Speaking of which, what is Roomie up to these days?

@HotAsSatansBalls you’re thinking of the Bot Potty Biter, particularly prevalent in Yawnshire. It can take a nasty chunk out of your thatch if you’re not careful.

Last time I looked Roomie was offering various shares of Woo somewhere in Dorset but didn’t appear to be MLM.

@YouOKHun you’re right! Remind me to never use the facilities in Yawnshire. 😂 The thought of being bitten in the Bot Potty conjures scenes from Stephen King’s “It” (without Pennywise the clown, who would have to be rewritten as “SpendAPennyFool”).

Isn’t it amazing how many bots have a spiritual awakening, or turn into plastic gurus when things go tits up and the truth bites them in the bum? It’s a bit like someone offering up a prayer for the first time in years just as the ship’s going down - the only difference being that when the orchestra played “Nearer my God to thee!” on the Titanic, nobody was desperately scrabbling around to find a way to monetise their inevitable launch into eternity.

I'm glad to see Salon's grift hasn't been popular. After a week of offering a free 7 day trial there are only 20 takers, out of her 26k followers. When the odd vulnerable sycophant commented she's invited them onto a 'podcast' as an expert, so it's shades of Yawn no professional content just a grifty cash grab set up with a bizniss partner who's facebook profile is "Fearless heart. Magnetic mind. Rich energy".

SEN Parents are already at a financial disadvantage so why should they fill your coffers. Your 'lived experience' a month or 2 ago was that you're Z snakeoil cured all your families needs but of course it can't you conniving charlatan. Piss right off.

What do you get for £50? Does it include the ‘brand photography’?

No, The Capture your brand (Mini Photo shoot) is an add on at an additional £49.

Ah no

it’s an EXTRA £49 for some photos

not sure what the £49 for ‘skills building’ gets you

I think Yawn’s been missing the affirmation of standing in front of an audience talking about herself and being worshipped

Yes indeed Yawn is missing 'Walking across the stage". Below is from from Technies Insta for what you get for £49.

Ready to finally show up, stand out, and build a brand you’re proud of ?

In just ONE afternoon you’ll :

✨ Create your brand kit & logo
✨ Build your social media foundations
✨ Plan 30 days of content
✨ Boost your confidence & visibility

• breathwork session to leave you feeling calm, clear & aligned 🧘‍♀️

📸 Optional mini brand shoot available
This is your moment to stop hiding and start being seen.

Thing is just to add, there are only 25 members in the Buildhim Members Main Group, so not even 60 members who could be persuaded to attend the workshop. An existing member even on the lowest tier at £25 per month according to content on the webpage should already have had this training and continue to have access to it so I don't know who her audience and it looks like neither does she.

@user1471446301 I couldn’t work out why someone paying by the month would pay again for information they’ve already had (on rinse and repeat).

Perhaps she is expecting an influx of new blood from the April Fool’s Day launch of her Ambassadors’ global earning opportunity (as she is calling it)? The word ‘global” is doing some heavy lifting as at the moment her most distant follower is probably from the other side of the M5 rather than the other side of the globe. If they become ambassadors what’s their global reach going to look like? Boring a friend about becoming a Yawn disciple in the far flung and exotic location of Balsall Common?

This ambassador programme and away day is just another wild stab in the dark enabled by Mr Yawn meekly handing over his pay cheque and Techie just doing what her upline partner says. If it happens at all then the photos will be lots of blurring and close ups to disguise the fact that there are ten people in the room including Yawn, Mr Yawn, Techie and the Lavender urination snapper. I wonder who she will blame? Techie must be on borrowed time, saved only by having all the passwords and knowing where the delete button is for the “app”, webshite, etc.

Surely if you are paying a monthly fee to be a member you get free entry to this event?

Yawn’s accounts now due by 30 June not tomorrow.

I've just seen (on Yawn's threads) that for the mini branding shoot for £49 you get 5 photos! FIVE and you are welcome to bring props! I mean they are going to be digital photos so come on 5 really. Maybe Yawn supplies the bot potty and the squatting snapper gives you 5 flushes as it really is £49 down the pan.

This is why Yawn is in deep trouble with money, she thinks £49 is a bargain for 5 photos, if she had to go out an earn it she wouldn't be so flippant about finances...

The date has been pushed back then because they were definitely due March when I looked last week....

@Wintersgirlthe change was made this morning. There are a number of reasons for an extension but I can’t see this is good or even neutral news for Yawn Ltd.

She needs to update her correspondence address too. I wonder if she has ever logged on to CH herself? I expect not.

Yeah if your accounts are in good shape there is no reason to delay them I don't think?

Sorry to say but the quality of the photos that that ‘branding photographer’ produces is very poor. Presumably Yawn and Techie selected the best ones but they the lavender field ones were laughable