BOTWATCH 91!!! Yes there have been that many threads! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And

[Spongebobette]

Welcome to the latest fred!

Crikey you could always come and join my team 😆 we definitely need people to deal with awkward buggers!

Surely the way to deal with awkward buggers is to block them on social media and then post about bullies and haterz followed by positive memes and showing off about how well you are doing?

oh if only we could!

I think I'm going to go for a walk, I might even video myself breathing.

I can assure you when dealing with a very varied bunch of musicians from the successful and lovely to the not quite so successful egomaniacs, and ranging from 33 to 85 im well equipped to deal with most scenarios - and I have a grade A bullshit detector ( hence my fascination with these egotistical MLM huns) I also quite like mundane repetitive admin tasks, as it gives a head breather from dealing with people and all their foibles.

Keep an eye on salon I think there is a new cruel grift incoming. There is no doubt she is experiencing extreme difficulties child wise. However she's announced she has co-founded a group entitled the opposite of sitting down. (UK-based parent advocacy and support community created for families navigating Special Educational Needs and hidden disabilities). I followed her link and it is a very spurious site which is hosting the Waitlist where you sign up for the grift.

I went to their main page and filled out some shite questionnaire which determines your 'Glidepath' and by all accounts my answers indicated I'm an Entrepreneur Mama (well I never). Membership is 15 USD per month or 150 USD per year and for this you will get "Infinite Learning Possibilities:
From brainstorming with likeminded people to step by step glidepath content your new modern skill set is a click away.

I do hope she's not money making on already stretched and desperate parents with vulnerable children. She has got to be making money on this via a kickback from the site and the membership I'm pretty sure plus she can shill and recommend he z snake oil in there (although it hasn't helped her own child). I mean Glidepath stinks doesn't it, i'm 99.9% sure I'm not wrong otherwise she would have just set up a facebook group for free.

Urgh

@MrsDilligaf good grief that going for a walk breathing video isa sight to behold - don’t know about you but I always go for my walks dressed to kill with an hour make up session and I’m not sure why anyone would think it interesting either

Yeah these walking and breathing videos are hitting a new low. Just why!

Ouch

posted by Yawn’s most recent exBFF

@Spongebobetteand so the vague attacks on the newest Hater begins. Mixed up, no doubt, with posts about her business which isn’t a very professional look.

Sorry, my reading comprehension skills are lacking. I thought that was a Yawn post (sorry Yawn). Ouch indeed.

Did people see castles new anti immigration post,

all these immigrants are the reason prices are going up, but join her new sales groups build your email list (and you’ll be making 7 figures like castle or are we upto 8 figures yet)

@Justdancevance I did see it. The woman is a moron. Tying the UK’s problems to the “many people who have come into the country” and talk of the cost of benefits (as if she makes any contribution to the system). This from someone who has always been a massive parasite … I had to stop myself responding. Her focus on people coming the country as the source of all our woes really reminds me of the old joke about a banker, a Daily Mail reader and a refugee:

A banker, a Daily Mail reader and a refugee are sitting at a table sharing 12 biscuits. The banker takes 11 and says to the Daily Mail reader: “Watch out for the refugee, he wants your biscuit!"

In today’s version the Daily Mail reader is Castle, the banker is Nigel Farage and the refugee is now called an asylum seeker.

Is anyone else reminded of the opening credits of “Dads Army” by Yawns breathing jaunts? She almost stumbled on her latest one, in a similar fashion to Sgt Jones. The strategic sunglasses to disguise the red eyes.

And what’s with the kitchen aerobics, more like Mr Yawn caught her having a tantrum and they’ve spun it as exercise.

@YouOKHun she’s just showing actually what a shallow person she is and yep it all fits the Farage simplistic solutions viewpoint - join me and hey it will be the land of milk and honey - from a person who has spent years sponging off her parents to fluff her ego, except in Farages case it’s sponging off right wing regimes/ ‘sponsors’ -

she might want to note Reforms experience at council level - hey we will sort it out, it just needs ‘cuts’ - er we are in charge and there are actually no cuts to be actually had !!! Oh and by the way we will be giving you a 4.99% rise, same anywhere else.

immigration is a very complex subject , I’m sure she would be first in the line to comment if we drowned boats at sea and dead babies and kids were washing up - I don’t think the average MLM hun has the capacity to comment in depth , so maybe best to keep your views in your head

It makes me laugh especially as most of Castles latests reels are throwbacks when she lived in Spain, what a fucking idiot of the highest order.

Castle doesn’t care about posting videos of other people’s kids dancing on her public SM so she can get some clicks.

I expect some more feather action. As it’s the same old shit on rotation again and again.

Got to love Yawn the millionaire social media influencer with her 4.5 years old iPhone!

Nothing wrong with an old phone I have one myself but you would think a new one would be in order if you spend so much time on it.

Maybe she can’t afford one 🤔

@SnoogyWoo She also recently posted a photo of her laptop at 0% battery captioned "when the kids use your stuff".

Surely a thriving business woman would have their own personal laptop along with shared family one for everyone else to use?!

She will teach you how to be rich though

I want Yawn to teach me how to walk and breathe at the same time @SnoogyWoo. I wish I could multitask on a similarly impressive scale.

Give me strength! I wonder if she’s thinking of joining Reform? If so, would she try to get elected as an MP just to feed her hungry ego? She’d feel at home with all those lying, entitled, tantrum-throwing toddlers in zip-up adult suits.

That breathing video looks like someone going the wrong way around trying to calm a panic attack, not an exercise in Mindful breathing. It was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen on planet Yawn.

Is she claiming she is doing her course at university? At one time on LinkedIn she was claiming she’d gone to the University of Yawnsville. shades of Scamversity.

Ridiculous woman

she’s also showing off her ‘notes’ as she thinks that proves she’s some sort of scholar

I keep going back to the walking breathing videos, hysterical. Who on earth would take the woman seriously and sign up for this shit. Its just so desperate and cringe.
I wish we had a laughing emoticon as post reactions on here, so many hilarious comments above