Botwatch 90!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And ‘coaching’ scams are just as bad!

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New Fred

welcome one and all to bot watching- where we pint out the lies and manipulation by ‘bots’ - those involved in network marketing, coaching etc etc

there is no magic money tree so don’t be fooled!

And pepper your social media with stuff like ‘I have NEVER shared this secret before!’ And ‘my biggest mistake!’

Castle’s new video about her tracksuit 🤣🤣

That material is terrible for staining and I instantly spotted it was stained as the darker colour makes it very easy to spot. At least the stain spotting is a distraction from the waffling.

Fit as f*ck for spring

another charming post by Yawn

I think she wants to be ‘down wiv da kids’ - a bit like Jo Whiley or Zoe Ball, except without the career or income.

In my head that translates to couch potato.

Ninjawanka:

‘network marketing is the best way to make money in 2026’.

He is such a loathsome crook. 2026 will definitely be a harder year to make money in NWM than 2025 was, and what does he know? He’s never made money in NWM himself he’s just benefitted from the pyramid scheme of Mum and Dad and developed a parasitic coaching grift. I wonder if any of his followers ever see through him?

I can’t see her posts these days so I don’t know the tone of her fit as fuck post but I always find Yawn’s attempts to be lighthearted or humorous really cringeworthy. I think it’s because I suspect she has absolutely no sense of humour at all, especially about herself.

The film director Michel Audiard once said, ‘you can pretend to be clever but you cannot pretend to be funny’. And it’s even harder to do when you can’t be your true self, can’t risk being self-effacing and can’t show weakness or doubt or be honest and everything you do must be about presenting yourself as better than your audience.

Don’t do jokes Yawn (and try not to be one).

@Crikeyalmighty please don’t say she is going down the “zany” route [shudder]. There is only room for one Headband style assault on my sanity.

The thing I don’t get is the pearls of wisdom both yawn and castle impart on their posts are totally contrary to their own ‘advice’ - like ‘if you are doing it right , you don’t need to be constantly posting’ - clearly they personally do, as they need fresh meat/ clients all the time - which to me implies their model for their business needs constant posting - be more honest if they said that as Some businesses ‘do’ need that if it’s a product people buy as a ‘one off’ or a ‘subscription’ etc

Oh dear the Borings Bothole in Nantwich is now reduced to 900K. The Bank want their money. It's funny directly under the price in the estate agents listing it says "Can you afford it?" well we know who couldn't. The Manor went on at 2M in March 2024 and as of November 2025 is going for 1.3M.

And in other news Yawn is doing a performance piece to camera to convince her 'little camera guy' that business is booming.

Through every nook and every cranny … I wonder if the thatch will start twitching when storm Goretti hits?

When you have one member and add 2 new members what % increase is that?

Uber has posted this…. Excuse my awful redaction but you can get the gist. The person she is referring to as “only just getting started” is Yawns ex-bff who has been grifting away at FLP for years and years…..

@PieonaBarm Well that is a total misrepresentation isn’t it? Designed to make people believe signing up and wanting it to work will be enough to fast track to exciting travel etc. It really pisses me off.

what a lying devil! I might have to comment on my burner, that is such a load of cods.

Ex BFF joined in 2010 from the Gloop page We’re excited to announce that the inspiring EXBFF will host unSuccessful Day on 25th January! EXBFF joined Forever in 2010 after a demanding 10-year career in the bla bla bla. Seeking a better work/life balance, she fell in love with the products and saw the opportunity to transform her life – and she’s never looked back.

@user1471446301 Tricky for the Borings. It’s now on the market for £50k less than they paid in 2017. The present photos compared to 2017 show such a sad decline. It was probably always beyond their means. I can’t see anyone taking it on unless it becomes a very good deal.

They obviously got into trouble with the high street property too. The little shop of horrors on the high street is for sale for £350k (freehold interest with vacant possession). Choose Your Debt signage still there. Interior showing a drab windowless room with some forlorn bottles of gloop standing about.

No doubt they would blame it on the current global hard times but it is very clear that greedy people see a chance to exploit people in MLM but it’s the same greed that leads them to over-reach. What’s happening to them is just another example of the precarious nature of success in MLM. How can you be in the top three in the UK yet fuck it up so spectacularly? Because it isn’t skill and ability that gets you to the top in FLP it’s lucky timing, no moral compass and a willingness to lie and bully, but those attributes only work in the ethical vacuum that is FLP and don’t work for long. I think the Borings were all about the show and waving the indicators of wealth about and came to believe they had the Midas touch. Their fall is richly deserved.

Weird Willy’s latest video - does he have someone filming him or has he invested in a tripod for his iPhone so he can walk towards it talking?

It’s hilarious isn’t it?! I thought the same. Who the hell is videoing him? Im guessing no one and it is on a tripod in the street. I bet his neighbours are pissing themselves.

It’s really funny that he starts walking at the same spot for 2 sections, shows the name of his street and house number, and doesn’t edit out the sad faced walk to switch off the camera at the end

Meanwhile his (3rd) ex wife, Homeschool, ended up on hospital with chest pains just before Christmas due to stress

MLMs have done a lot of damage to both of them

I agree but some damage is self inflicted. Just sad all round for the children.

WW has 6 members now!

Why does he walk like he’s 💩 himself?

Yawns given us a view of the inside of her thatch. And I’m not talking about her diversifying into OF!!