Botwatch 90!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And ‘coaching’ scams are just as bad!

[Spongebobette]

New Fred

welcome one and all to bot watching- where we pint out the lies and manipulation by ‘bots’ - those involved in network marketing, coaching etc etc

there is no magic money tree so don’t be fooled!

@SpongebobetteYes, it seems they are testing the hypothesis that BC is amazing and cures everything if you want it to. So I think the totally unbiased results will be 20:20 vision restored in every paid up facilitator/lab rat. If one person risks their personal safety by sheepishly reporting that they’re not sure anything has changed with their eyesight and therefore spoils the 100% success rate, the dodgy scientist can always make the numbers up and later on they can just get Bruv to blame AI. You don’t need the BC eyesight cure to see that one coming do you?!

The brazen so-called brains behind BC have excelled themselves with their ridiculous claims. Anyone remember this scene from The Life of Brian? ”I was blind and now I can see!” 😂

Well yawn is posting that they have 500 members on buildabear - now o don’t want to accuse anyone of lying, but if it’s the case I don’t get why she gets so little engagement on her posts !!

But Yawn would tell five hundred lies
And then she’d tell five hundred more
Just to kid herself she’s got five hundred Members knocking at her door … 🎶

@HotAsSatansBalls maybe she’s adopted the fake it till you make it philosophy!!

Well she can't break a habit of a lifetime

She couldn’t lie straight in bed @Crikeyalmighty

It looks like the Buildabear free FB group has over 500 members but I'm guessing the majority of them are not actually interacting with Yawn outside of this or paying for anything!

May well be paid for followers or members. Yawn has form.

Yes, @Crwysmam if she has 500 followers it’s because she has purchased them from Followers R Us. Rather like the silent 9.5K followers on the Unlucky Club page made up of 9,498 followers who never interact and 1 who is Yawn who likes her own posts and one other follower who occasionally likes a post who is Yawn’s mum.

I've been blocked by Wig & Sleeze for asking if their new hotel was 3D Printed with their special cement.

I will now need to rely please on other Botwatchers to keep me updated my burner was blocked a while back for asking something equally innocuous.

i think yawn doesn’t quite get the turnover is vanity, profit sanity mantra, although turnover in her case appears to be followers rather than hard cash - otherwise you are just a busy fool unless you don’t need the money at all

It is very cheering to see that there IS life after MLM

Nurse clearly enjoying her job, taking on more and getting more qualifications. She even said recently she’d keep on going to work even if she won the postcode lottery. Forever Living is in her rear view mirror now and even the coaching business never gets a mention (even though she a year or so ago she was working part time so she’d have a couple of days a week to spend on her coaching business)

Speccie is busy and productive doing something she enjoys and is good at, and has found a market for - she occasionally mentions Forever Living but it’s not at the forefront any more and she’s getting a lot of positive feedback on what she produces

good for them!!

@Spongebobette yep that’s good news- I think many get caught up in the cult and feeling like they’ve got ‘new friends’ especially with small kids when your options may seem a bit limiting without expensive childcare - I know someone like this- went out and got a job just on a Saturday when partner had kids and realised the £400 she was getting was actually more than the 12 hours a week she spent fannying around on MLM and with no spoiling friendships

She has about 4K people on her FB personal page and she invited every single one to BAB when she launched it, so that's 3.5K who did not respond. Of those 500-odd, most must have the page unfollowed. There is no engagement there.

If any unhinged person or person with a grudge against police or specifically against Inspector Rambo of The Yard then the following intel is available on his wife’s social media: his date of birth, the date of birth of his young twins, his DS’s date of birth from his previous relationship and the name of the under 8 football team the youngest DC play for.

Next week 2Jags will be sharing the code to their safe and his registration number and route to work. Still, if it means just one person signs up to pauper themselves in Forever Living then her family’s compromised privacy is all worth it!

2 days until the vote for yourself awards ceremony, oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

@MrsDilligaf just by being a fly on the wall you would probably double the attendance at the Lonesomepreneur Self-nomination Awards. If the event is really where she says it is she is going to have to adopt the blurry close up shots and creative angles that FLP has used during its decline to make its events look well attended. I wonder if she phones round all of those silly enough to nominate themselves to tell them that they’ve won so they really need to be there in the hope some will fall for it and shell out for a ticket even at this late stage.

I wonder if Yawn is fabreezing her pleather pants ready for tomorrows solo self nom event?

I was just looking at all the properties for sale on the SW same street as Uber’s sea side house for a lot less money

now she her ‘marbs’🙄 crowd, will she hang onto it

Apologies for the difficult to read message,

The seaside town where Uber's house is, is very quaint but I didn't feel that it was particularly family friendly - no beach, not much to do, and if you've got kids, the nearest "seaside" town is Westward Ho!

It's nice enough, but my child wasn't impressed with a very expensive deli, and "posh shops" she wanted the beach, ice creams, crazy golf and an arcade (which, when you're 9 is fair enough).

The problem with a holiday home is that if you're wanting to rent it out it has to be priced sensibly, and accordingly - IIRC the candy cottage was almost twice the price of the majority of other holiday lets. At least Uber has a tangible asset, which she could sell when the inevitable time comes.

I live near Ubers holiday home. It’s not a town I’d want to live in and I’d agree that it’s not really family friendly. Plus the parking is shocking so would cause aggravation everytime you went elsewhere. Tbh you’d be better in a caravan at westward ho where there are plenty of cafes and restaurants and bars with outside seating overlooking the sea as well as arcades and crazy golf etc.

Not-Dun-Spamming-on-Sea seemed somewhat over-specified and not aimed at families and just not very practical. If I had young children it wouldn't have been high on my list for lots of reasons before even looking at the price. I wouldn’t want to have to pay for parking and leave my car out of sight in a public car park either.

I wonder how well she would do if she did have to sell it as I imagine it was relatively expensive to buy and she spent a lot of money on it. She missed the COVID UK holiday accommodation mini boom didn’t she? The online booking system seemed to be empty pretty much all the time.

At least she isn’t in the Borings’ position where the price has been slashed to just £50k over what they originally paid and still no one seems to want an 8 bedroomed, listed, Band H, unloved house in these austere times. I wonder if they will continue to lie low at FLP until this unfortunate episode can be put to one side or if they’re out for good?

The Estate Agent listing the Millstone Manor is now inviting offers in the region of 1.3M. In March 2025 it was 1.6M then 1.8M and when it was first listed for sale March 2024 it had a price tag of 2M. With the additional costs for renting Arsesolihul it's Squeeky bum time for Scamadopolus. If I was him I'd throw in the plate before it's too late.