Botwatch 90!!!! MLM is dying but we are still watching and sadly there are still many victims. 99.6% of participants in these “legal” schemes lose money but they are STILL being promised the world by MLM. And ‘coaching’ scams are just as bad!

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New Fred

welcome one and all to bot watching- where we pint out the lies and manipulation by ‘bots’ - those involved in network marketing, coaching etc etc

there is no magic money tree so don’t be fooled!

Headband bot has a new victim from Libya. New area for them I suppose

Libyans have been through enough without being cornered by a demented chipmunk

The the last thing they need is to be cornered by yet another demented chipmunk.

How has Headband managed to extend her Hi-de-Hell persona beyond the school gates? I haven’t looked at her FLP shenanigans for a while, partly because it’s like watching paint dry, partly because I don’t need to see her son shared on social media with everyone doing a TikTok dance he’s seen on there (why is he anywhere NEAR TikTok?). and partly because she is like nails down a blackboard. All that falsely jolly bounces Tigher positivity to cover an aggressive exploitative streak that allows her to recruit some clearly very vulnerable people and use her own child for social media content.

Anyway, she is still talking about the amazing FLP collagen. Wasn’t that supposed to be a game changer for FLP? Even their bot customers balked at the price.

She’s such a successful businesswoman. Many photos feature her washing drying in the background

If Headband were really successful she’d be the proud owner of a bot potty.

Ah yes, I always look out for her winter hedge (as we say in these parts) doing its cameo appearance.

Yawn's back on the old 'be an affiliate' treadmill again.
The problem is, nobody has a bloody clue what BuildABear actually does. How on earth would an affiliate explain to anyone what a £25 a month subscription actually gets you? Whilst Castle is a fucking charlatan, at least she is clear on what she's delivering e.g. sales strategies; Techie Bot does websites so that's clear, but they don't actually have anything tangible to teach or deliver.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs the thing with affiliate marketing is it can work well if linked to tangible products that are easy to see what you are getting . I’ve got a friend that does it in blogs but affiliate linking to specific pieces of equipment and foodstuffs for sporty people - in Yawns case it’s kind of asking people to link to a rather suspect service that they have no control over , I think it works better with products-

Yawn’s ’visibility plan’ results show fuck all apart from a spike when she posted a photo of the Australian I’m a Celebrity cast thinking it was the UK, and got torn to shreds for it. At least she got the right photo on the BuildABear page, on her own feed she’s posted a screenshot of her power cut log 😂

What's with all the cartoon characters that look like Elsa and Anna from Frozen? I couldn't take anyone seriously in business if they did that on their website...

What’s a “posibilite”, Yawn? Seriously, I don’t know how anyone can think this looks professional.

The mind boggles @Brutallytired I have, however, consulted The Dictionary of Botshite: The Tyrannisaurus Rex Maughan Edition, which tells me that the first syllable of the word “posibilite” is derived from the old French word “pot”, as in “pot pourri”, or “bot potty”. The second syllable is a noun which derives from the Latin verb sibilare - to hiss, or to whistle. If this analysis is correct, it would appear that a posibilite is a bot potty which whistles (or houses an excitable snake). Yes, you read it here: for the inexplicable sum of £25 per month, the pissibolities [sic] are endless. You too could soon be the indifferent owner of a whistling toilet.

Or a snake with a bot potty

It really is like watching a car crash in real time. Follow me for tips, tricks, tricks, tips, make money, pay meeeeeee your money, cock your leg on a table and scream I'M VISABLE......

Yes! A snake that’s taking the hiss by attempting to charge £25 a month for tips that wouldn’t be out of place on Viz’s Top Tips!

Oh god, I am SNORTING. PastorBot has done a live about these bloody "care packs" (that apparently are nowhere near their goal despite boxes and boxes of FL products turning up on his doorstep from 'business partners', thus denying him his cc's, must be fewmin') Anyway apparently three friends arranged a charity event to help raise funds for the care packs which seems to have had something of a mixed reaction from PastorBot, to quote "..the event wasn't something I'd normally go to, or to be honest even be interested in..". but then goes onto say that as they'd organised it for him he thought he ought to go, and then something about being scared by a bang on the door.
The mind absolutely BOGGLES.

Ha! PastorBot has forgotten that it’s not 2015 anymore even if he is trying to get the cc’s via chariddy. The visibility isn’t there, people are struggling and, crucially, much more cynical about MLM overall. It’s been painfully slow for him.

I love the idea he’s being bypassed and having to smile sweetly while missing out on lining his pockets; the very point of the exercise in lieu of the sick pay he would have got if he’d chosen a less morally bankrupt grift. I hope he makes a full recovery for his sake and for the sake of the charity being used for his own ends.

I see Castle has done a “public apology” post like Yawn did. I wonder which snake is telling these sheep that this is the latest original way to post?

i see Daddy castle is doing the bathroom renovations despite Mr Castle being a plumber.

castle is talking about all the money people have made with her 🙄 what about all the money people lost due to castles lack of due diligence. I hope the lottery funding was obtained honestly as castle likes to associate with lazy scammers like herself

@Justdancevance yes, no updates on the scammer Castle was pretending to pursue on behalf of all her followers who trusted her enthusiastic promotion of her business partner and lost money. I wonder if she is being messaged about it? Some may see Castle’s alleged legal pursuit as their only chance so I bet Castle is having to swot them away now that the Bank of Mum & Dad has written off the £14k cash she said she’d given her biz partner.

It will be interesting to see if her parents get away on holidays, or is the money tree bare.

Mammy castle loves her holidays.

That is a verrrrry strong coincidence, no?
I haven't seen any others pop up yet.

Castle wouldn't just copy Yawn's, would she?

@YouOKHun these fake apology thinks are incredibly naff too - maybe they’ve been following the same marketing guru , who clearly has naff ideas designed to appeal to the shallow and easily lead -

That sounds utterly bizarre and ungrateful :) he's blocked me but I can imagine he's pissed if he is missing out on his CC Cancer Credits.

I truly hope he recovers well and coming out the other side he will realise he was wasting his life, precious time and energy on his groundhog grifty gloop not to mention screwing others over in a very 'non christian' way.