Botwatch 84!!! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

[Spongebobette]

New Fred!

Yes I agree and Yawn is going to have to try and style this out as her choice. There seems to be a general flavour of avoiding direct mention of FLP. £22 Bot last mentioned FLP directly on 1st August. This was followed by "have to stay positive/resilient during tough times" posts at the beginning of September. Now she talks about her coaching offering. She was at some coaching training at the weekend not in the tent freezing her arse off.

The mindset/empowering women/manifesting coaching marketplace is a crowded one, with another influx of "experts" during the first week of September. Perhaps FLP wants to slim things down and leave the recruitment to the most subtle and able manipulators like Uber and Bloodsucker, who won't draw the attention of the sceptics/FTC/TiA etc to the conduct of FL through their clumsiness.

It feels like they are attempting to obscure things more or scaling/slim it down so one of the top bots basically becomes HQ. All speculation but something's most definitely up and it isn't the GROWTH they were focussed on at the weekend (their capitalisation, perhaps big letter make it true?).

Headband is SO manically positive after yesterday, and I mean SO positive and everything is SO amazing (ignoring her very bad day last week. What was that about?) that I'm even more convinced things are going tits up. She thinks the big bosses are there to congratulate them all, they really are not. More likely they've flown all the way from the US to turn the thumb screws on Scamaloupolis, see who they can sack at HQ, what they'd get for the photocopier on eBay and get an estate agent round to measure up.

The thing is, for YEARS Yawn has been spinning the yarn that FL and MLMs were the answer to her minions dreams, house in the countryside, debt free, tons of money in the bank, a business you can do in the nooks and crannies of time and still make a load of money, of course we all knew she was talking bollocks, but to all the other gullibles that follow Yawn surely now they must see the light that it was all cobblers, if they don't join the dots now then there's really no hope.

Yes there is no greater proof of how much crap they were talking than how fast they drop things. Oh and the willable income 🤣

@SnoogyWoo indeed. IT is a scammy sh1tsh0w from start to finish. Question is, is it time to get some popcorn and watch everything unravel? 🍿

Yawn’s sales pitch ‘I’m giving you ME’ and ‘it’s fricking awesome’

😂😂😂

2 jags post about the weekend was that 'yesterday felt different'.

Maybe it's different without Yawn and her desperation?

Why wax the big boss from Arizona over?
why didn’t I recognise any of Headband’s ‘tribe’ or the bots telling their stories?

something’s afoot

Don't they ever wonder why they can't be inside the Manor? Always in a feckin' tent, never in the warm?

@Spongebobette I thought exactly the same about Headband, absolutely no familiar faces at all.

Headband thinks the big boss is there to pat them on the back whereas he's clearly dropping into the UK to apply the pressure before heading to the more lucrative Poland. He has announced that if people want to get to Paris in a non-qualifying way then it might be possible if they focus on recruiting sharing the business like mad over the next three months. Then in the new year there will be rewards for the biggest recruiters into the pyramid scheme people who have shared the most except that in January he will move the goalposts again.

Panic dressed up as opportunity.

Nothing says success day more than sitting outside with your coat on
Why don't they ever use "beautiful head office building"?

Headband is absolutely manic

On yawns lucky girl website the opening gambit under her names reads " l empower women to unlock their inner badass and transform every their lives". That makes no sense at all. The beige type on white background is dreadful.

What does this mean?

She doesn't know herself

It makes no sense what so ever and that's a big typo not to notice. Who ever advised her to have a almost white writing on a beige back ground was out to get her as it's almost unreadable. 23 likes and something like 67 members so far. Who ever is signing up must be absolutely bat shit bonkers. If you are stupid enough to pay for someone to tell you how to tidy a cupboard then you deserve to lose £22

More intrigue! Yawn is slated as a speaker at FLP's 'Tent Experience' event on 23 October, so she's still hanging in there...

interestingly the main flp gb page is off line apparently for system problem fixing. funny that. I wonder if they are packing up shop for good in the uk and if the uk bots want to hang on they will have to transfer over to a different hq

Apologies if this has already been mentioned, but one of the more top UK FL bots (Italian sounding name, similar to Frank Spencer's wife's name) has jumped ship to Inteletravel, hot on the heels of the twin mum. She was consistently top of the leaderboards for both retail and recruitment, so this must be hurting....

Indeed @dickiedavisthunderthighs
How can you be celebrated as "No1 for Open Business" and then jumping ship a few weeks later? Either being number one means nothing in reality or you've become aware of a catastrophe looming at FLP, or both.

My money (from my JOB) is on both.
Head over to the FBO page, they'e just posted the recording of this morning's update. No need to sit through all of it, just go to the last three minutes to witness the closest thing I've ever seen to pure desperation.

I can't see that update video. I'm just getting a photo from it and musak playing. Perhaps a carefully edited version will be available soon.

The boss from the US did a live yesterday about recruiting any way the bots can in order to win tickets to the GR next year in what sounded like a free for all, which sounded a bit desperate. I'm sure there's more desperation to witness, especially when the message is being delivered by a manic CM whose job is on the line.

Yawn has officially lost the plot. This is from her latest post…

✨ CREATE YOUR PROTECTIVE ENERGY BUBBLE ✨

1. Use Crystals: Carry protective stones like black tourmaline or amethyst to reinforce your energy shield.

WTH! 🙄😂

Like Batfink with his wings of steel??

@PieonaBarm 🤣🤣🤣

Is there a crystal we could recommend to Yawn to protect her from herself?