Social media is vital for her narcissistic supply.
The Unlucky club is based, apparently, on all the wisdom Yawn has gained from:
running two successful businesses - eh? When was that?
raising two children - who have very carefully and sensibly distanced themselves from all the botting probably having suffered some pushback over the years. Other people have raised children, this doesn’t actually set her apart or mean she has anything to tell anyone else.
Still being married. My parents were married for nearly 60 years. Neither put it on their CV. I asked my mother what the secret was and she said, ‘a massive dose of luck to be honest’. Again, what does she want? A medal?
losing 6.5st, again, she’s not the only person on the planet to do this, neither is there a negative correlation between weight going down and human value going up. What exactly can she do with this? Patronise others and give them unqualified health and exercise advice whilst concealing the truth about her weight loss journey.
quitting alcohol: that reminds me, spent the evening with some medics in the pub (of all places) discussing the noticeable effect Ozempic has had on the desire for alcohol among patients. Again, it’s not clear what’s on offer from Yawn. She isn’t the first to cut out alcohol. What wisdom is on offer?
Battling hateful and jealous online trolls: well you may jump up and down but perhaps if you were able to answer questions and engage politely with critics it would be more useful. People who say things you don’t like are not envious of you. Calling people who rightly question you “cunts” is not battling anything, it’s just a public display of losing your shit quickly when putting a foot outside your echo chamber. There is nothing useful here for your coachees except a nice big red flag about what they can expect if they decide to question you too.
Cutting out toxic false friends. Cutting out other bots and people who don’t fall into line and replacing them with people who have yet to suss you out is not cleansing yourself of toxic people. If there are so many toxic people around you perhaps there is a source of this toxicity? How will this benefit your coachees? Because it sounds very much like the instruction you will be giving will be to distance themselves from family and friends who question what they are doing. This isn’t coaching, it’s gaslighting. It’s pure MLM.
Embarking on the perimenopause - this has been done before.
Smashing it on social media without paying a penny - remind me, how much was the photoshoot? The level of engagement as a result of this ‘smashing it’ is not going make a difference.
She thinks this list will form the basis of her coaching and will guide others, how very arrogant. This business is REALLY about making enough noise to distract from the fact Success has Expired and extra shouty this weekend to distract from the fact she’s not on the cruise and she’s not bovvered. It’s all about sticking two fingers up to Uber et al and of course shoring up her delicate ego. That’s not a business.
If some poor misguided soul was to ask for a recommendation for a local aloe vera peddlar as per the small business model she wouldn’t get that gig either.