Botwatch 83 ! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

[YouOKHun]

New Fred

And they've met up with 2jags who had a breast operation (albeit a cosmetic one) earlier this week. At least I'd get leave/sick leave for this in my job. Not have to be meeting up four days later to talk crap about aloe with Yawn.

Yawn is saying how shit commuting is as she sits in the passenger seat while Mr Yawn takes the strain and she goes to work for zero pay cheque on a Friday night, in July which is her month of kicking back. She is telling all the sad commuters that there is another way - you can build a lucrative income with no commute. Yes Yawn there IS another way - many people work flexi hours, job share or work from home. Many of the commuters in the cars next to her car in the queue will be taking some of July off as paid holiday.

Lucrative eh? Let's see the numbers Yawn; what does lucrative mean? Never mind, we will wait for your next accounts at CH and see how lucrative it is, or if your "lucrative" looks the same as what the rest of us call "insolvent".

And Yawn holding up that ridiculous bargain bin book about Law of Attraction with the caption "feed your mind". Does she think she is marking herself out as some great intellectual for having 'read a book'? It's the literary equivalent of eating McDonalds (in the shower).

Lastly (for now!), I notice Yawn has evil eyes painted on her nails. Is that to please Mr Scamalopoulos or to ward off the non existent jealousy she assumes follows her around everywhere?

The arrogance of sitting in a car on the M6 on a Friday while your poor OH drives you to a pointless event and boasting about reading a complete piece of trash - and thinking it’s inspirational or enviable

Mr Yawn said "if she's happy then I'm happy" which basically means anything for an easy life, I don't have any sympathy for him driving in traffic on the M6, most normal men wouldn't put up with Yawns selfish antics...

It was a non-surgical treatment as that's all the place she went to seems to do, though you would have thought she was having open heart surgery with all the comments along the lines of 'take care, see you on the other side Hun'.

Excuse my ignorance but what can they do to her tits that isn't surgical? What are the range of tweakments available in this area? What can they possibly have done? Has she had Rex's face tattooed on both as a homage to the late great leader?

Ha, I know it's laughable, jealous of what exactly? A £200,000 Director's Loan?

Yawn is saying how shit commuting is as she sits in the passenger seat while Mr Yawn takes the strain and she goes to work for zero pay cheque on a Friday night, in July which is her month of kicking back. She is telling all the sad commuters that there is another way - you can build a lucrative income with no commute.

Oh the irony! There she is stuck on the M6 on a Friday night not getting paid to attend a "let's pretend I'm a businesswoman event" it's 126 miles one way from Yawns house to Manchester, that is not going to be cheap on petrol. Most of the commuters on the M6 will have a company car and have a fuel allowance, this is all out of their own pocket and her sap of a husband enables her..

I remember her posting for a breast surgeon recommendation because one of her implants had ruptured. I suspect that she has had both of her implants removed. Her chest looks very flat. To be fair, if one implant has ruptured there is a higher risk the other one will too. Sensible choice.

My oh has to go to Manchester once a month. It's a good 3 hour trip there and back. Exhausting bit his fuel, food and expenses are paid for by his company so it's win win. His company then take them Out for a swanky lunch, he gets very high tech equipment to work with at home. Yawn is full of smelly old m6 shit

So as long as you know it's not a salary job, will take at least 4 to 6 years to make any real money, that's if you can find enough victims to buy your overpriced crap then you must join flp. You would be mad not to!! All according to yawn. Someone tell her mouth trap to stop flapping. She does talk utter shite.

yawn is writing down her dream day and writing in a manifesting journal every day - this is supposed to be good advice when running a business?

I’m not sure that’s part of MBA programmes

what a dim woman she is

All that manifesting hasn't sorted her directors loan or thatch out though has it!! All it's done is made her buy hideous animal print joggers 🙄🙄

Maybe she's been taking tips from Nurse. The ultimate fan of manifesting and journaling.

The sudden emphasis on Law of Attraction etc by Yawn is a cynical distraction technique. When Yawn starts jumping up and down saying ‘look over here at me reading a book about manifesting and quick, look at my charmed simple country life!!’, then it is a sign to look in the other direction for what she doesn’t want anyone to see.

I still think something is up, something along the lines suggested upthread; an uncomfortable chat with the accountants for example. I have my Rightmove alert on! The only way she will be able to sustain things is if she wins the lottery or her parents give them a lump of cash. But the FLP funded millionaire lifestyle (that she never has achieved) is never going to happen. She is just working on a cover story for when she can no longer keep her head above the water.

....and there's only so much they can do to superficially (and cheaply) keep the "thatch/farmhouse and gardens" looking presentable on the surface whilst ignoring all the expensive stuff that needs to be done asap to keep it watertight and standing.

If they ignore it much longer they'll struggle to sell.

(as an aside, the phrase I always think of when Yawn posts pictures of the thatch with all her upcycling, cheap tat everywhere and carefully angled pics, is " you can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter" . It's a lovely house but underneath all her "glitter" it's a bit of a "turd" in need of a lot of work)

"I have also noticed that on the FL FBO page they're getting FBOs to buy tickets for the Global Rally in Paris next year so that they can have 500 UK attendees. Qualification for free attendance doesn't end until December so they must already know that 99% of their FBOs don't stand a chance at qualification."

@dickiedavisthunderthighs good point. It should be a red flag to them. If they really want to be part of the crowd then I expect it's far cheaper to buy a ticket and pay all the other costs in an expensive city than it is to try and purchase their way to qualification (with some of the costs of attending covered, not all).

It's like watching a scammer do a really speedy and apparently complicated bit of maths before announcing the calculations demonstrate that you owe them £50, it should really be more but they're doing you a favour and in a confused state you hand it over while still trying to tot it up in your head. Only later do you realise that they actually owed you.

And she has been so successful due to it.

Only at parking places as it happens

Our favourite IVF coach is revelling in being "child-free" on her stories today. She really doesn't have a clue. For all her mental health training and qualifications she has not an ounce of empathy for her target market. She shouldn't be anywhere near anyone who's going through any kind of fertility issues or who has mental ill health.

Homeschool has joined yet another mllm, this one of course is “different”….

Hey Yawn, I can honestly say if one of my friends turns up on a night out and doesn't drink I don't even think about it, never mind question it. It's really not a thing if someone isn't drinking, although you seem to make a big deal of the fact that you don't drink. Other people don't care. It's almost like you like drawing attention to yourself despite the fact you claim not to....

And of course isn’t naming it, it’s all ‘comment and I’ll DM you’

Is Castle's house still on Air BnB?

I'm trying to work out why they are staying in the hotel down the road again? 🤔

I wondered what Homeschool was up to. Her new job in a charity supporting financially vulnerable people to get back on their feet was always a bit of a concern despite there being no real evidence she was using her role to recruit.

When she split with WW she had one partner who seemed to relish the bright lights of a scam and had another new partner who seemed really sensible and she seemed to drop NWM when with the sensible partner. I can't remember what order the partners were, but the one that seemed to be on board with MLM was around when homeschool had a short-lived go at a luxury car scam.

Whatever MLM she has joined she is doomed. She won't even be able to achieve the dizzy heights of her more recent Modere failure let alone her lucky timing in FLP. Her and WW's high spending and overstretching themselves in FLP as well as their adoption of culty thinking and mindset/LoA bollocks has been the downfall of both their lives since. Though perhaps Weird Willy has stopped the nonsense? I wonder if there is anything in his disappearance and her reappearance?