Botwatch 83 ! Research shows 99.6% of participants in MLM schemes lose money and much more. From Forever Living to Arbonne and everything in between - all scams

[YouOKHun]

New Fred

Forever Living is not going to be the answer, Uber

New walking video alert

So in nurses answers to the questions she tries to sell collagen and also referrals to the academy 🤔

She doesn’t sell the collagen very well! Her face when she describes the taste 🤣

@hurlyburlygirly thanks for the warning! All I can see is two arses and a dog. The dog isn’t sure, she looks over her shoulder as if to plead, ‘please save me from these gurning idiots and the social media shame I’m about to endure’.

Either Yawn has set up a little tripod and filmed that (which is incredibly sad) or she has got some third party to stand there and film them (which is incredibly embarrassing for the person holding the phone). After all that we are presented with a statement of the bleedin’ obvious piece of hun wisdom, something along the lines of ‘if you are lucky enough to breathe fresh air you’re alive’. Yes indeed, breathing has always been an essential component of being alive. Is that part one of your Wellness training?

When the camera’s off I’m sure Yawn stops leading Mr Yawn by the hand and returns to dragging him along by his balls. All up, it’s ridiculous and I wonder if it irritates more than inspires even her most ardent followers. I wonder if she measures whether these walking videos are useful engagement? Has it occurred to her that the fact she’s set this up just makes her look a bit of tit?

@Spongebobette Nurse says she has no filter. I certainly agree with that when it comes to the IVF coaching content so far, though I think she is inviting us to admire her porcelain skin which she says is down to swallowing FLP collagen (some very unscientific explanation). I expect it’s more likely a result of the amount of resting she’s done in recent years.

@MaybeItsJustTimeToStop yep, that just sums it up, the only hope she has is to pull others into the same scams she has been trapped by. She will never be a coach and she will never get off the starting blocks at FLP. Why would someone with her history in FLP keep going back for more punishment?

I think it’s the tripod option - it’s taken from virtually the floor. And Mr Yawn is walking like he’s wet himself which may be due to the state of his balls as mentioned above!

@Butterflyfluff 😂

Yawn has had to change the name of her group because someone has ripped off HER (unoriginal) name for her group. A quick search on FB throws up 10 by the same or almost identical name, all of which have been around a lot longer than hers. Sounds like an emergency rebrand due to lack of interest.

@YouOKHun 😉

I see Nurse is not going on holiday this year as they had 2 holidays last year and went "all out luxury". I remember the 2 of them stayed in a 6(?) berth static caravan but don't remember all out luxury or a second holiday 🤔

It's OK though as she's planning on Spain next year ...which is what she was saying this time last year, and most likely the year before.

If she hadn't have thrown money down the drain on this ridiculous "coaching coaching" she could have been to Spain several times over 🙄

She’d be better off if she ditched the coaching and MLM and worked full time while her son is in school. Sitting at a computer ‘doing a course’ or sitting in a coffee shop ‘planning my business’ is not getting her anywhere

And stopping readying that bloody book by Rhonda Byrne which she’s brainwashed by

Always amuses me how much of their weekends are given over to work. Planning, delivering aloe gobshite, zoom meetings, coffee shop meetings, staging walking videos, photoshopping the thigh gap pics. All part time of course. Not much actual family time goes on, seriously they must think we are simple. And often all that effort doesn't bring in a penny. If I had to work weekends, which I had to at one stage, at least I'd know I was actually making a bit of money!

@Spongebobette I agree about that bloody book!
She shared a couple of quotes from it over the weekend and it's obviously been the inspiration for the "motivational quotes" she's posted about ivf.

People who find that sort of book ‘inspirational’ are often the sort of people who get trapped in MLMs and who are looking for the message that they can have whatever they want as long as they wish hard enough

Yawn never learns does she - latest FB post specifically claims £2k per month 🤬

Nurse has put a request on her FB page for people to share her SM profile among the people they know who might be about to go through IVF, or are currently doing so, so that they can join her group.

She says that when she was going through IVF only a couple of people knew. The fact that she only chose to tell a few people should give her a clue about why she’s going about promoting her IVF coaching the wrong way (there’s no right way) and how she has promoted herself into a deep dark and lonely “nichè” and gone from two or three distant possible customers half-heartedly signing up for her freebie sessions to zero.

Promoting a public group for people going through a very private process (or even a private group of people) who then end up with different outcomes seems pretty flawed as an idea.

Getting her friends to send her memes into the inbox of someone wanting the similar privacy she enjoyed. Or will that be public shares, “hi Hun, I know you’re going through this now so sharing Nurse’s meme with everyone you and I know. I know it will work for you because you’ve got those booties blu-tacked to your goal board”.

How exactly is this going to work?!

Any one else feeling the Star Wars vibe on Yawns walking story. She really rocked the Jedi Knight look

She’s really not thought it through at all

imagine joining the group and being bombarded with trite memes while you go through a round of IVF unsuccessfully

She's not very bright though is she? I don't think any of them are.

Spamming and scamming just isn't a career path you'd pick if you had choices. It's far easier to earn good money in a professional career. I get 5 star holidays with mine without any strings attached.

Even yawn admits it in her annual "I failed my GCSEs but look at me" message.

A family member who is fully botted up with Younique has now expanded to Farmasi which she will apparently be an ambassador for alongside Younique (which I am sure Younique will be totally fine with 🙄)

I am not familiar with Farmasi but they seem to be another MLM on the collagen bandwagon.

Just catching up, I lost you all!

Oh my days - Yawn has put up a meeting screenshot claiming lots of ladies are building their business with her - only most of them are duplicates, only this time wearing different outfits to look like there’s more of them!

It’s like playing snap, matching them up.

And Scotbot is on twice too.

What an effort to go to for nothing.

Yawn seems to be on it 3 times!