BOTWATCH 78 - the latest thread in a VERY long series about the deceptions practised by MLMs. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97% of those who join LOSE MONEY

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BOTWATCH 78 - the latest in a long series of threads where we keep an eagle eye on the lies and deceptions practised by MLMs. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97% of those who join LOSE MONEY and the top bots are struggling to pretend they are taking it in

Is castle's new home in the same area as before?

Imagine having to move every summer, dragging kids around just to appease the mothers ridiculous whims

That website is an assault on the eyes for sure... I stopped even being able to process the words.

"I stopped even being able to process the words"

So it worked! That's effective advertising. I assume you signed up. 😀

Yawn banging on about her back moles zzzzzz. She's as boring as nnn. Of course she's turned it all back to her fat days. My god it's like time has stood still in her world

As if anyone would ask Nurse "what are you obsessed with right now?"

I might ask her if she ever did get to CBeebies Land. Or how much money she's taken from her mum over the years.

So I occasionally look at the profile of Salon's most ardent follower - she has been with her from Lifetree World to the current Modere incarnation. According to Salon she's a top leader and one of the highest ranked people in the country.
She's just had 2 weeks away staying in caravan parks in Scotland and Wales.
Now I'm not knocking that at all - I did similar with my kids when they were little.
However if I was earning "6 figures" with my mumpreneur biz I'd at least plump for a nice spa hotel.
Makes you think... 🤷‍♀️

On the subject of bots kids.... Yawn's son doesn't do social media at all according to his girlfriend (she mentioned this in one of ber Insta stories when she was a fresh recruit to Yawn's team).

I've always thought that that was quite telling.

All the best business and university websites have the word “bullshit” in a large bold purple to pink gradient. It’s so professional.

And that logo with the little graduation hat, and the highlight on the letters “sity” really makes the first sound that pops into my head be “shitty”

I’ve had a look at a random Oxford College and it looks very dull. I’ve tried to channel Bruv and picture what he could do to give them a bit of a boost using his best colouring pens and decent attraction marketing. I’ve started with more user-friendly spelling and taken it from there. I think this could turn things around for Oxford and really set them apart!

You need to enlarge the picture for the full benefit - eek!!

Nurse has bought a Law of Attraction diary, no doubt choc full of inspirational quotes.
Reassuringly professional

IS THAT COMIC SANS

my most hated font

It’s as close as I could get to Comic Sans @Spongebobette. You will be disappointed to hear I couldn’t find any of those little clip art stick men or I would have included them too. I couldn’t find a photo of the Chancellor of Oxford University laughing and pointing at the logo in an ill fitting jacket or laughing while hugging the Dean, or the Chancellor surrounded by pastel coloured stationery while cupping a giant mug, which is a shame.

Hugging a giant coffee cup seems to denote trustworthiness and relatability among bots

@YouOKHun I wish we had a Like button.
That's classic 🤣🤣🤣

@YouOKHun

@YouOKHun 🤣🤣

Have you missed the stray botapostrophe beloved of Botshite speakers? “…all other university’s are shit …”

@YouOKHun I don’t like to criticise but you’ve missed out “lush” and “insane”.

Oh the shame … university’s - you’re so right @BSintolerant !! And this Oxford opportunity is literally lush and literally insane, so thanks to you @Tupperwarelid!! This so bad, like literally tragic, so I am off to book a discovery call with Nurse to see how I can turn this badly done job into a proper failure, literally.

Having quickly scrolled through the busy and disorganised Entrepreneursity advert , the only bit that caught my eye wax the “clarity” section. If only Castle could do clarity she may well succeed in her attempts to promote business. But of course if she was clear about her intentions no one would engage.

I would bet my monthly income that when Yawn gets her ever so serious mole results it will be entirely down to the use of FL gloop and sun protector that it isn’t serious.
She really pisses me off when she does her tragedy-public info stories. Funny how she didn’t do the same when her GP told her she was obese and her body was heading downhill fast.

@YouOKHun I don’t want to add to your shame, but shouldn’t the course fees be £997k a year? 🤣

You’re going to need therapy after your discovery call with Nurse. That said, there’s a good chance that the only discovery you’ll make is that you’d rather cut your own head off than take her up on a second free discovery call.

I've met the vice-chancellor (of Oxford that is). She's approachable, interested, and scarily high achieving and intelligent. She might well hug someone or drink from a huge mug but almost certainly due to sincerity rather than a desire to flog a Facebook group...

@terrywynne she sounds like she has potential. All it would take is a few sessions of mindset coaching with Nurse and she could shed her J.O.B at the university and have a six figure career.

I’m old enough to remember all the times Yawn did a C9 and claimed to feel cleansed, unbloated and to have mental clarity and more energy as a result as well as losing 17 stone in a day