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BOTWATCH 78 - the latest thread in a VERY long series about the deceptions practised by MLMs. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97% of those who join LOSE MONEY

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Spongebobette · 04/08/2023 17:33

BOTWATCH 78 - the latest in a long series of threads where we keep an eagle eye on the lies and deceptions practised by MLMs. Unbelievably people are still being hooked in by these schemes where 97% of those who join LOSE MONEY and the top bots are struggling to pretend they are taking it in

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Spongebobette · 30/08/2023 07:02

I see Mr Castle is setting up a business as a personal trainer

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Spongebobette · 30/08/2023 07:07

A belief is just a thought you keep thinking

Dream so BIG it scares you

….are two of the helpful bits of advice offered by Nurse (that she found in her law of attraction academic research literature and copied)

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Spongebobette · 30/08/2023 07:10

I have one for her

When the reality is that you have no income
just pretend everything is going well

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Sunsea21 · 30/08/2023 09:30

Given the utterly disbelieve nurse had when people actually asked her questions jumping on a live saying “I can’t believe I got questions” so excited (literally) I highly doubt she has quietly had 2 clients and not made a massive Song and dance… so yeah

Sugarplum48 · 30/08/2023 11:01

I'm genuinely curious how much yawn has spent on buying followers and likes on her toktok. I feel she's really missing a huge point with it all. Just because you've bought likes etc it doesn't mean you will get more revenue. Her content is lacking and boring to say the least.

YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 13:27

Sleaze claiming that he and Wig are leaving the UK for good. Destination South Africa, for a life of Alpaca’s (his apostrophe), farm animals and two expensive new cars. This is “escaping the matrix” which is code for escaping the bailiffs, angry creditors, devastated followers who invested and authorities who would like him to pay the fines he owes.

Let’s see how long South Africa lasts before they need to get out of there fast too.

ticktock19 · 30/08/2023 13:54

Yawn is putting her online 'nutrition' course with its print at home certificate to good use on her latest reel. If I'm understanding her right, then she's admitting that 12 yrs of C9, Fit 15s and copious amount of 🤢 aloe jizz blocked her up completely and were the culprits of her weight gain and inability to lose it.

ticktock19 · 30/08/2023 13:57

YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 13:27

Sleaze claiming that he and Wig are leaving the UK for good. Destination South Africa, for a life of Alpaca’s (his apostrophe), farm animals and two expensive new cars. This is “escaping the matrix” which is code for escaping the bailiffs, angry creditors, devastated followers who invested and authorities who would like him to pay the fines he owes.

Let’s see how long South Africa lasts before they need to get out of there fast too.

Lol...I thought exactly the same, wigs two daughters have probably been given anything of vague value to keep safe (the diamanté Rolex perhaps) and they're abandoning ship before numerous officials catch up with them 😏

Spongebobette · 30/08/2023 14:07

Nurse is coaching another coach from her coaching course who wants to be a coach but needs coaching to be a coach

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YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 15:01

Nurse is coaching another coach from her coaching course who wants to be a coach but needs coaching to be a coach

The person who is being coached alongside Nurse’s coaching to be a coach of potential coaches who then coach new coaches is also an entrepreneur which is a coincidence isn’t it? If Nurse is enlightening her about the way forward then she’s already doomed.

Who is at the top of the coaching pyramid? The Undershot one sitting in the bath or is it Tony Robbings or Erik Whore?

As for Nurse, she is banking on business pouring in next week when the children are back at school. No chance.

Lunde · 30/08/2023 15:02

Does Nurse have a private income? She's given up several jobs now that come with salary, sick pay, holiday pay and pension rights to earn a very few quid from another get-rich-quick scheme. Did nurse do Scamversity?

I used to feel a bit sorry for her but I just can't anymore. I thought there might be a glimmer of hope when she talked about becoming an online therapist but it's all just "wooo" and "manifesting" coaching bollocks.

DeliaDeetz · 30/08/2023 15:04

Nurse is always contradicting herself on social media.
Every other day she starts her stories with "I've had a few messages about xyz" then when she does a Q & A, she's ridiculously surprised that anyone is apparently asking her questions!

I'm guessing she's fallen back on the old MLM "fake it till you make it" mantra and asked her mates to put up some reviews. Wouldn't surprise me if it's advice given by whoever is doing her coaching course!

fitgirl26 · 30/08/2023 15:06

YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 13:27

Sleaze claiming that he and Wig are leaving the UK for good. Destination South Africa, for a life of Alpaca’s (his apostrophe), farm animals and two expensive new cars. This is “escaping the matrix” which is code for escaping the bailiffs, angry creditors, devastated followers who invested and authorities who would like him to pay the fines he owes.

Let’s see how long South Africa lasts before they need to get out of there fast too.

Ah yes - they are heading off for a life "abrord" 🤣
Still moving fast and intentional eh Sleaze?

And I do think it's funny that the only people frothing about new lockdowns and mask wearing due to the new variant are the idiot conspiracy theory bunch - Sacked is also off on one. The rest of us are just carrying on as normal.

SnoogyWoo · 30/08/2023 15:12

How can that possibly be a review lol, she’s just had a chat to someone who is on the same crappy course and is feeling crap about it also. When the stats say that most businesses fail, this is what they mean. People messing about at it.

Spongebobette · 30/08/2023 15:51

Yes she did Scamversity and gave them a rave review on Trustpilot

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SnoogyWoo · 30/08/2023 18:02

We know you are full of shit Yawn but what the hell are you on about now with stuff stuck in your gut! The body doesn’t work like that.

TribeD · 30/08/2023 18:05

Apparently there were massive sales at The FLP stall at the festival.

Not sure how...and if there were who gets the CC's?

YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 21:47

@TribeD there’s just no way they would have sold much at all is there? Wrong crowd. As for Yawn going along to talk weight loss at a FEASTival, no chance of any takers. Wrong price too, even by monied Daylesford Organic shoppers’ standards who might well have been at that festival, FLP product is overpriced (and not appealing), it’s priced for the victims in the scheme and doesn’t have any appeal in a true “retail” situation. Who wants to go back to their tent and drink Aloe Vera when the beer tent and street food tent is closer and cheaper?!

That excursion will have cost FLP far more than they made in sales but if they did sell any I’m sure all ‘CCs” would go straight to HQ with bots getting themselves to the event on their own dollar and then being unpaid on the basis they’re lucky to be chosen to stand about all day handing out little yellow cups of overpriced jizz. If they managed to get their hands on any personal details of anyone foolish enough to hand them over then I’d be very surprised if that translates to further interest.

I think the new country manager is finding out that he’s been given the worst job in FLP (apart from being a bot). There’s no way he can turn things around.

Twentytwentyhindsight · 30/08/2023 21:55

@YouOKHun Spot on.

YouOKHun · 30/08/2023 22:34

Nurse has announced that she is not going to stay on the NMC register as a nurse and she plans to tell them so in the next few days. She’s positioned this as waving them away because she’s now living the dream as a coach. What she isn’t saying is that she isn’t going to be able to revalidate her registration this year or next year (not sure when her’s is up for revalidation) so the real reason she isn’t doing it is because she can’t fulfil these criteria because she was off sick so long:

  • 450 practice hours, or 900 hours if renewing two registrations (for example, as both a nurse and midwife)
  • 35 hours of CPD including 20 hours of participatory learning
  • Five pieces of practice-related feedback
  • Five written reflective accounts

So that’s it, a valuable and viable career that has many other potential career option available is shut down in favour of a “career” that has yet to pay her anything and only exists in her head.

DeliaDeetz · 30/08/2023 23:42

Does Nurse seriously believe this coaching thing is going to be any more successful than her time as an FL bot?
She was at that for years and I very much doubt she made any money.
At least in those days she had an actual career to fall back on, what has she got now?

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Sugarplum48 · 31/08/2023 11:55

Of course yawn is full of shit @SnoogyWoo . The impact her own industry has had on her is desperately sad.

Sugarplum48 · 31/08/2023 12:53

Maybe yawn would be better working for weight.watchers as she's now so well versed in eating disorders, calorie deficit etc. What she's doing is incredibly dangerous. Marketing yourself as a weight loss expert is a one way road to someone becoming dysfunctional in their weight loss journey. Seriously wtaf is she doing?

fromdownwest · 31/08/2023 14:26

Sugarplum48 · 31/08/2023 12:53

Maybe yawn would be better working for weight.watchers as she's now so well versed in eating disorders, calorie deficit etc. What she's doing is incredibly dangerous. Marketing yourself as a weight loss expert is a one way road to someone becoming dysfunctional in their weight loss journey. Seriously wtaf is she doing?

Anyone brave enough to message her on TikTok to see the follow up sales pitch?