MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

Yawn in the middle of the day closed her laptop and went for a walk. Just like many people taking a lunch break 🤣🤣. I don’t, but it’s because I take a flexible late lunch to do the school run instead.

I’ve just thought: dimbot could help me with aloe gloop, and I could advise her on her taxes! 🤣🤣. They would all run a mile.

My Arbonne friend seems obsessed with it. I’m not buying anything.

Someone I know has become an FM rep and is now posting constantly on her own page and local Facebook groups with zero engagement from anyone except her up line. I really tried to steer her away from MLM, sigh.

6 likes on yawns latest mini franchise bizniz plan. Bizyniz is booming!!!! That's 1 up from earlier. Honestly l dont know how she copes with how many people engage with her!!

I see Yawn is now driving the small economy car which was parked discreetly behind the white Rangey the other day. I expect this is a necessary economy and the Range Rover is merely a prop, always photographed in an abstract way to avoid its level of tattiness being obvious to her followers, as they can’t afford to replace it. She’ll claim the runaround is for her daughter but I doubt that.

Yawn must be thrilled with all those nooks and crannies to plug. 🤣

Why is Wig in Facebook Prison?

@Norma27 Vive la resistance! 😉

Not sure why Wig is in FB prison and not Sleaze. I think he bangs on in an obviously ridiculous way while she put up the Ponzi lies on her page and makes more approaches to people direct. That’s the theory. Sleaze was acting like it was more than a temporary ban but he might have been trying to create a bit of drama to serve his Matrix Martyrdom, “look at Wig, the brave warrior she is, crusading against evidence-based healthcare and an honest days work. And now the evil agents of the government have removed her from Facebook and are forcing her to face the world without FaceTune”.

It’s clear they are planning to do a flit. I think Cyprus. Dubai seems to be off the itinerary so they’ve obviously upset some people there.

Surprisingly I haven’t been blocked yet by yawn et al.
Weirdly though one of her minions was tagged in a local group by another bot and I can click on her profile but not see her responses on that thread.

‘It’s supports your immune system’

apparently - according to her reply to you

@Spongebobette she really has no idea does she? How much aloe gloop is it safe to take daily?

“eekkk, that’s amazing Hun. I’ve got access to Pubmed so could you cite the studies demonstrating that this specific product has an effect of my immunity? Thanks Hun! Xxxx 🤮😷🤧😷🤒😷🧟🍄🏥🧪💉🦠💊”

Ahhh takes me back to when Yawn and Mr Yawn decided they were going to drink a whole carton of gloop a day. I think it lasted two days before they both presumably shat their insides out.

@dickiedavisthunderthighs 😂. If Yawn is planning to get through all the product knocking about at the thatch by carrying out a similar Aloe “cleanse” with explosive results, she should be sure not to go for the “Scandi” look in her bathroom by taking up the Lino. Gappy old white painted floorboards will offer no camouflage and it will be hell to clean between each board afterwards. There isn’t enough French Chic in the world to cover all that up. No one wants to see poor old Mr Yawn on his hands and knees scrubbing every knot, deviation and gap in those old bathroom floorboards with his own toothbrush to try and remove all the product of being a product of the product do they?

They need to line the entire Thatch with plastic sheeting before the cleanse and Yawn needs to keep that specially purchased “old” Joules dog walking Poncho on at all times. Mr Yawn can use one of his step ladders when he has to repaint the vintage Artex ceiling in the room below the bathroom.

Talking of dodgy bowels, how lovely of Castle to take the Turrets round Euro Disney when they are all throwing up and shitting themselves. So thoughtful…

And she sticks the camera right in the smallest kid’s face to broadcast his every moment. Dreadful dreadful parenting

....and to broadcast on social media that that's what they've done for 2 days running!!

Surely at least some of her gullible adoring followers would be horrified at that sort of behaviour

Yup. Delightful.

Poor sod should have had a day to rest and recover. With their supposed wealth missing out shouldn't have been an issue....

Weird Willy Wonka pushing the Nice Guy app anew post-pivot. One of its features is to help users "build a strong defense against negative allegations".🤔

When I see his cheeky sailor boy salute on the autoplay videos I feel parts of me internally retract.

@MLMsuperfan

Weird Willy Wonka pushing the Nice Guy app anew post-pivot. One of its features is to help users "build a strong defense against negative allegations".🤔

Shudders

@YouOKHun 🤣🤣

The only way for the Yawns to achieve financial freedom with Forever Fibbing is to drink their garage dry of aloe gloop, shit their insides out, collect the product, mix it with straw from the mouldy thatch and hair of their dogs, and there you have it: The Worcestershire Wattle and Daub Emporium! The Yawns could make a shit load of money selling their product of the product’s products (retrieved from their nooks and crannies and those in the bathroom floor) to medieval re-enacting societies who construct historically accurate buildings and keep leeches as pets. 😉

Speaking of which, how is Bloodsucker? “I used to be a poor farmer but then I discovered Forever Living … “ (and other fairy tales).

Is Weird Willy still sniffing basil?

Yawn has revealed the new landing floorboards and invited us to watch paint dry. The end result just screams “we can’t afford carpets” to me. It will be even less inviting in the dead of winter.

Did she give up on those weird semi circles of carpet on each step of her stairs? That was another bizarre cost cutting interior design choice. What with the floor painting and the runaround car I’m getting the sense that belts really are being tightened and not just because the Saxenda has worked it’s magic but because the new country manager and the soon-to-visit-from-the-US boss have put the frighteners on Yawn and her fellow bots and are being all negative about FLP UK’s prospects.

Yawn and her friends are getting carpeted by the bosses even if her landing isn’t.

Sorry but those floorboards only look good in a cottage in a seaside village not land locked Worcestershire, they got painted a bit quickly and it shows...

@Wintersgirl it is very prone to flooding in Yawnsville so there is often plenty of water around for that beachy vibe. The sound of the water lapping up against the Thatch’s front door is loud enough to drown out the sound from the adjacent motorway.