MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

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we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

There really are some dodgy folk out there. I shall add Scamanda to my library @YouOKHun 😊

Yawn’s face must really ache at the end of the day. All that forced smiling while talking on her stories must take a lot of concentration.
It must be really unnerving talking to her in real life with her permanent grimace.

Yawn as a officer!!! Never chortled so much. No she was never doing that. I know for a fact!!!! She's always been way above her station. Always thought of herself better, more attractive than those around her. Never met someone so arrogant and frankly mean in my life

Yawn’s not smiling - it’s just wind (probably a side effect of Ozempic and Saxenda).

Oh and thank god l don't do tesco. She said recently how funny she found aldi and Lidl. It was in her words like going into those abroad supermarkets!!! No that's where us normal folk go to shop on a fucking budget you moron.

@BSintolerant and in the news today the cause of depression. But her aloe goop will sort that out!!!

@Sugarplum48 Um Gottes willen!!! Did Yawn really say that about two supermarkets which originated from Germany? Really? With a straight face? I mean a metaphorical straight face - because - wind. 🤣🤣

@Sugarplum48 where is Yawn making that claim about depression? Sounds just the sort of false claim I’d like to report…

What do we think is notnownurses big scary decision?

Nurse has got a big decision to make apparently....wonder what it could be? V

After her primark trip yesterday, she's off to visit her gran this morning so no work on her business again today I'm guessing.

Nurse seems to have got the biggest engagement so far on her nail poll post which just shows her audience is made up of friends and not potential clients. Is she hoping her friends will spread the word for her or is she hiding her business to avoid making a dent in her Universal Credit?

Perhaps her big decision is to go against the poll and have a different manicure? Or maybe another perfect very part time job which requires no effort has been manifested and she has got to decide between a brief effort followed by sick leave for a wage or doing nail polls and posting memes for no wage? Choices choices!

Oh shit I think I've worked it out. She had a poll on her FB bisniss page last night (after the coaching session she had to try and make a decision) about 'how much would you be prepared to invest in yourself'. The top answer is '£10'000 plus'

She said the big decision could catapult her business but it was scary and also upsetting. Shes working out whether to spend some daft amount on some training or something isn't she.

Oh dear.

I smell a Castle

Ah. If you search for Nurse on FB and look for posts that mention her, she’s been welcomed to a group called Amy’s Boutique, a homeward selling site.

Yawn is clearly being kept under review by her GP. So she’s definitely used a medical or surgical intervention to achieve her weight loss, not a gloop.

Pale pink or baby pink for her nails

Might be something to do with the choice of typeface on her business cards.

What if she’s planning to jump into the cesspit of dodgy coaches by offering her coaching expertise (such as it is …) for £10k? That thought is equally terrifying.

Found that group Nurse has joined, definitely reeks of MLM!

She has obviously decided to give up on being a nail tech too, as when I searched her name it came up with posts from what must be her local FB selling page with several listings for her nail kit etc.
Everything adds up to about 300quid so who knows what she actually paid for it all plus the cost of a training course!

Yes. VivaMK
definitely an MLM
Nurse, just chuck more money away. Money that you never had.

https://vivamknetwork.co.uk/about-us

It's safe to say that MLM isn't going well for Nurses mate. No one biting on her product posts except one person who comments Amazing!! on every one who I suspect is probably her Mum!

Random collection of items from make up sponges to kids xylophones to memorial stone cleaning spray!

She's just joined some kids MLM bizniss page it seems.
She hasn't actually joined a new MLM.

Something’s definitely afoot for Nurse as we are at the contemplative, philosophical stage of the vicious cycle of delusion and it’s time for memes along the lines of “no regrets/I’m strong, and today’s special “your past mistakes are meant to guide you not define you”. Is that right Nurse? I fear you’re perilously close to the latter as you’ve refused to pay attention to the former!

She’s already shelling out for an online course on how to be a coach so I expect she’s been identified as an easy mark and has been invited to start individual coaching with the person running it, with the promise that it will catapult her business to the next level