MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

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we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

Does anyone know if Welshbot is still with FLP? I just checked her on FB and she seems to be running a new page/business called Mellow Mums.

Seems to be product related as well as vague promises of support for stress.

No direct sign of MLM, but mentions of VIP lists etc, so could well turn into recruiting in some way.

Any idea what she is up to?

She did attend a success day a few months ago. I wondered if she’d inherited what was left of Castle’s downline.

She posted this in March

no overt mention of her FL business on her Mellow page, perhaps she’s recruiting unsuspecting mums from that page

I’m about to go live to an amazing, beautiful team in the Philippines to share with them out I took myself from £35,000 worth of debt to financial freedom, time freedom and how building a team of over 90,000 people worldwide enabled me to have 2 whole years off on maternity with my last baby 🥰

I literally love what I do for a living ❤️

I think that Rarebot ended up in the UK top 20 by default, through inheriting whatever was left of Castle's downlines. Pressure may have been applied for her to attend that success day, and she may briefly have thought that the glory days might return.
In the cold light of day, however, she probably realised that it didn't equate to any sort of livable income and that trying to hold things together would be an awful lot of botting for ever diminishing returns.
My guess is that she probably still keeps just active enough to qualify for whatever small income her downlines generate, but no more.

Scamming poor desperate people in the Philippines, what a thoroughly disgusting individual.

I see Mr Yawn has had the stepladder out again whilst Yawn promotes her 900 stone weight loss holding the magazine that makes her out to be an alcoholic. Wonder what she's spent the couple of hundred quid she will have got for it on

And today, after a doctor’s appointment and doing the food shop she came home and had lunch then decided she wasn’t feeling aligned and that therefore working on her business this afternoon meant wouldn’t be receiving what she was giving out or some shit like that

so she had a bath and pampered herself instead

apparently when you are self employed and you are your own boss you can feel under pressure to work on your business all the time but that just isn’t possible.

MASSIVE EYE ROLL

Jeez, Nurse could string out something as simple as putting the bins out into a 5 min series of Insta stories

"......um yeah .... then I picked up the binbag ... yeah literally ... so I picked up the bag ...um ...the binbag was in the bin, literally ....so yeah, I picked up the bag .... it was heavy, literally, so heavy .... I don't know why it was so heavy, it had stuff in it, like rubbish and stuff, but it was so heavy....so I picked up the binbag ........blah .....blah ....literally, blah!"

Nurse didn't need to do much with the bizniss today because it's 'going so well'. She's recorded three videos and got business cards made but has she got any clients? I'm sure we would have heard if she had given we know everything about her every movement.

Failure isn't in her vocabulary apparently.

I hope Nurse spares us the details of her every movement (especially if they’re of a lavatorial nature): there’s only so much excitement I can tolerate.

She could make her lives more interesting by talking twice as fast and replacing every “literally” with a “yeah-but-no-but”. 😉

One of Nurse's clients will be her mum for sure

Ah her big ‘launch’ is on Monday!

after that I’m sure she’ll be flooded with clients

Ah her big ‘launch’ is on Monday!

Champagne reception? Canapes on the terrace? A few famous celeb faces making an appearance?
..... or will she just unveil the coloured marker pens and a new BossBabe mug to mark the occasion and then celebrate with a bath and an early night (all documented in long drawn out InstaStories)

Nurse has also shown us the "story" that Mini-Nurse wrote now he's a published author. Rightly she's proud but to describe it as a story is pushing it a bit. She's got her copies of the book now so at least has stopped banging on about that.

Also, does she ever wear anything different than the same cold-shoulder top in one of 3 colours??

The lies just keep rolling of yawns tongue. She claims her latest protégé has only been in flo since last November and has smashed it all the way to supervisor in such a short time with profits of 38%.. only for said lady to be promoting on her own insta page she's actually been slogging away at this crappie for over 7 years. It's actually laughable seeing the blatant lies yawn spouts

Yawn has also forgotten she was meant to do a 21km walk yesterday. Can't wait for that walk day to come!

I swear she thinks because she walks the dogs and does her workouts this hike is going to be a piece of piss but it really isn’t. She needs to be out in her boots putting the miles in.

The crazy thing is she's got the perfect training ground of the Malvern Hills a few miles down the road, she should have been there putting in the work

I think she thinks because she's picked Northumberland which is described as flat she'll be ok with a bit of a trot on her treadmill. She's in for a shock.

I’ve just had a look on the Insta of Yawn’s young 18 year old victim (her DS’s girlfriend). It looks like it’s been over 5 weeks since she posted about FLP. I wonder how warm she’s found Yawn in the last five weeks; she’s probably asking her boyfriend, “doesn’t your mum like me anymore?”. I expect Yawn has rinsed all she can out of her.

Was her ‘competition’ on 10 May legal?

Seems she’s given up the dog walking business?

Mini Yawn was supposed to be giving up the dog walking business in order to move on to better things according to Yawn back in April. She’s been tricked by Yawn into an expensive dead end which, for a girl who has already said that she struggles with confidence, must be difficult. She was originally doing an animal care training so the dog walking, while probably not a very stable career was at least much closer to what seems to be important to her. I just hope her parents have quietly stepped in before Yawn strips Mini Yawn of all her confidence and optimism.

The problem with doing long walks isn’t whether you are physically fit, most of us would manage it but it’s all down to the boots and socks. If you haven’t walked them in then no amount of training will help. Once your feet are blistered then it’s like walking on razor blades.
I did a long post about Yawns chances of actually making it to the start line but forgot to post it.

Firstly, she doesn’t appear to be looking for any sponsorship other than the bare minimum required to enter. There was a huge opportunity to raise a lot of money for charity.

Secondly, the cost of taking part will be well over double what she has raised so far. Fuel to get there and back, equipment, food and possibly overnight stay ( completely stupid to try and drive there and back in the day).
It is at least a 6 hour journey from Worcestershire to Northumberland. So that’s 12 hours straight off.

Finally does anyone else get the feeling that Yawn has got miles and km mixed up. A marathon is approximately 42km. Or is she doing the half marathon walk?

Yawn posted the other day what she has planned for her itinerary. She's not staying overnight, Mr Yawn appears to be on chauffeur duty.

She did a 26 mile bike ride on her spinning bike yesterday, for endurance training.....