MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

According to Nurse's affirmations she's vibrating at a high frequency.

WTF is that all about?

I wonder if PhD is still putting punctuation in the middle of any word to do with finance, in order to avoid detection and get around rules about giving unqualified financial advice? I think that was what she thought would work. She’s disappeared from view on my burner’s FB so presumably it didn’t give her any cover.

I went on to her website and was greeted by the first page which has a 1970s soft porn vibe which obviously made me take it seriously. Strange woman.

Who knows @NormalForNuneaton, the woman is away with the fairies. She also has “limitless potential” which I misread as “limited potential” and thought, ‘at last, a bit of rational thinking”. But no.

She's also magnetic which must be a bit awkward going anywhere if everything metallic sticks to her!

I see PhD registered a new U.K. Limited company last summer which is a “management consultancy activities other than financial management”. Registered at the offices of a dodgy accountant in a Midlands spa town.

Same firm used by all the FL bots?

Isn’t it illegal to take credit when you are bankrupt? I thought that was part of the conditions?
is this is second bankruptcy?

The story of a travel agent who ran a Ponzi style holiday booking scam. She was part of Inteletravel for some of that time (and spent time as a Cambridge 1:1 Hun). I wonder what inspired her? https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0fxjkg0

Maybe nurse has got a new high speed vibrator.

Nearly went to look at yawn as Yawn---@@@ess funny how their MN Names take over

HomeSchool just popped up on my TikTok. I see she’s a professional lesbian now, trying to pitch herself as some kind of gay icon. Was making her ‘butch wife’
(her words) bend over to pick something up in front of her kids so she could look at her arse.

She’s also trying to recruit on there for whatever shite Ponzi scheme she’s involved in now. Seems to have massively downgraded her living accommodation.

@JaniceBattersby there was a brief moment when Homeschool was a newly minted Lesbian and had found herself a partner who seemed really sensible, the social media toned down then the MLM scams got dropped and she got a job in the charity sector. Then that relationship broke down, new partner on the scene, job jacked in and now the car Ponzi. So back to the usual form!

How does Nurse know she’s magnetic and vibrating at a higher frequency? Is she compelled to buzz off to the kitchen and stick herself to the fridge door? (Literally, of course.)

This higher frequency stuff is the same sort of thing which Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers say. It's interesting to me that people who don't believe in science are also very easily sucked into an MLM.

Castle sharing that you can make 30 pieces of content in 3 minutes using canva and chat gbt. Yet her website content is worth £100k and minions are being urged to lock it in at £39 a month 🤣

Yes, they seem to lack any capacity for critical thinking and analysis of the facts.

”I won’t be one of the 96% of people who lose money in an MLM scheme: I will simply imagine myself surrounded by money and it will rain down on me. Eeeek!”

Locking in prices is an effective marketing tool when the course content is valuable, so it’s not likely to work for Scamiversity in the long run. Chancellor Castle must be getting desperate!

Weird Willy is a fool for using a credit card to pay someone to create an app full of drivel. He’ll probably end up bankrupt (again).

People who use academic titles outside of an academic context are just the worst. The ultimate cringe as my kids would say.

Nurse, the super professional business owner, will get on with business activities once she’s had a mooch round Primark 🙄

Yawns done a 10 mile training walk on her treadmill. The only marathon she's doing on the 15th is a snickers!

Do you think she’ll suddenly develop a mysterious illness a few days before?

Or she'll get an injury as she's not trained at all and is now doing mad walks to try and prepare for it. Like the time my DH ran a half marathon the week before our wedding with no training......

Relevant thread https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/_chat/4824241-good-explainer-on-mlms?reply=127263462

@BSintolerant yes, I’m convinced she will develop a convenient injury or other pressing reason why she’s called it off.

I’m the same! Often start typing in the search bar #### Castle 😂