MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

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we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

@BSintolerant l wonder if we all did cartwheels down the high street that would enhance our standoutyness!!! I'm gonna go practice...

Fierce is pregnant now.

Didn't Fierce describe her first child as a 'miracle baby'?
Maybe she feels that a second miracle will burnish her credentials as a purveyor of whatever flavour of Woo she's dispensing these days...

It’s all that abundance attracting

@meatbaseddessert I don’t think Nurse is trained in delivering certain therapies. She might be CBT informed within a very specific environment of assessed and diagnosed patients but that’s not the same as going it alone in private practice and picking up clients via TikTok who may be very vulnerable. Does she know her limits? Her status as a former MHN is being used to add credibility to her therapy offering and that worries me. She hasn’t worked as a MHN for well over a year and jumped before she was pushed. She can’t separate the LofA stuff from therapy - that’s potentially damaging.

Let’s hope it fizzles out before there is a problem. If she is suitably trained and accredited and insured and registered with ICO I’ll hold my hands up and say “sorry Nurse I was wrong”, but I can’t do that while she is being so cagey.

She seems to be doing the classic procrastination activities when you setup a business like ordering business cards instead of getting actual customers.

Castles planner company is showing as dissolved now.

It’s in the “pre-launch” phase @SnoogyWoo and we know that’s the best bit of any bizniz/MLM scam because it’s the bit where the magical thinking can still happen, before the reality sets in. She’s essentially just playing shop. Let’s hope the new therapy business is confined to a few “worried- well” friends!

She’s got ‘lots of lovely clients lined up’ apparently

Is nurse a student at Scamversity? It seems like the classic Castle theory of business management where you order business cards (does anyone really need them in the online business environment), you tidy the desk, buy some cute organizer cups for pens and pencils, buy a paper planner, notebooks and set up a goal board. Yet nothing about company registration, HMRC, ICO registration, accreditation to offer therapy or insurance.

And choose a nice name for your business and a logo!!

Shame Bruv's too busy taking the piss out of his parents to do a photo shoot for her.

Nurse was definitely following scamversity and she's thick enough to have sent them £££ in exchange for fake friendship and fake purpose in life. She's such a lazy bleep.

NNN is defiantly sxamversity. She's left some fawning comments on castles Facebook vids previously but oddly, strangely quiet on that front recently

she even left a review on Trustpilot

And now the fun begins, I wonder if that DL tax was repaid to HMRC?

If not, 2 Jags has a busy few months filling in assets and liabilites forms!

I think Scamversity got Nurse going on her Manifesting page which started about the time of that Trustpilot review but, and I know this is unbelievable, whatever Scamversity taught Nurse didn’t work. I think she quietly dropped out of it in the new year and then I expect she was distracted by her former employer wanting her off their books and the negotiations around that. She’s on a permanent quest for the easy option, she a bit like a Poundland Castle.

Poundland Castle lol

Castle has ANOTHER new bestie

I’d say castle has probably convinced her parents to pay it off as she’s going to start a new wonderful planner business and will pay them back.

she’s probably going to economise by giving up her rental and buying a new left hand drive camper van 🤣 (with her parents money)

Castle senior’s latest accounts are just out so perhaps they reflect just what a drain Castle and Bruv are? @fromdownwest I’m sure you can interpret them way better than I can but I sense a distinctly Castle shaped hole in the numbers?

"Lightbulb moments", sure Nurse. On a 10 watt bulb maybe.

Senior Castle has had a large reduction in cash from c250k to 150k. I’m guessing a large child shaped hole in his finances. His company owes 80k too so it’s not a great situation.

With the latest rise in interest it looks like panic is starting to set in in the Yawn household.

Nurse worked hard on her ‘business’ yesterday so today she’s taking the morning off to go on a ‘shopping spree’ and tomorrow is going out with her mum

she’s truly learned how to run a business Castle style