MLM Bot Watch 77: MLMs are scams, you will lose money and paying £97 for an ‘official’ certificate won’t change that

[Spongebobette]

we continue to call out the bullshit peddled by MLMs and the scam artists on the fringes who making money from coaching and pretend certificates

As if 2Jags eating wasn't disordered enough, she's now introducing intermittent fasting.

No doubt she'll still be popping the fat blockers like smarties.

(BTW I'm not saying intermittent fasting is disordered eating on it's own, more that it's all part of the big and dangerous disordered eating picture with her)

Wtf is Uber on about? She wants a ‘lock up and go’
place? Isn’t that what you do with every house. Her gaff is hardly Downton Abbey.

She’s put her heart and soul into that house. Absolutely no way she’d be selling it unless she had to.

Perhaps Uber leaves her mansion unlocked when she goes out and her housekeeper gives guided tours for a modest sum to curious locals who want to breathe the air. I wonder if she’s got a coach house full of Forever Living products?

Yes, imagine having to put dust sheets on all the furniture every time you go away to Thailand for 4 days etc. Nightmare.

Bruv is confused by the fact that it stays light later around the summer solstice.

Is that because the sunlight shines through one ear and straight out of the other?

I'm surprised that dolt can stand up & breathe at the same time unaided.

I do love it when Yawn posts her mug collection, sorry zoom sessions. She thinks she’s clever by taking screenshots at different times so the bots look different. It just makes it more fun spotting the pairs.
As with everything else Yawn just can’t help stretching the truth.

I have lurked on these threads for a while but now I potentially have my first MLM experience.

A woman in my area (typically regarded as one of the “naice” areas in the city, includes a large private estate, lots of yummy mummies, etc) has set up a free women’s walk and talk weekly event. After reading here about how some of the bots are always trying to find new sources of sign ups I was suspicious but I signed up anyway.

Turned up for the groups second ever session yesterday and the organiser was wearing a Herbalife t shirt! So far there hasn’t been any mention (although I wasn’t walking near her so may have missed her talking about it). I will keep my eyes peeled to see if this is a new income stream for her under the guise of a women’s social group!

Oh god I HATE that sort of thing - so predatory

I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt - for now - but these threads have really opened my eyes to what her motives could be so thank you everyone!

Eeekkk, keep your eyes peeled when out and about in case "YOU" may be the lucky lucky winner of one of yawns golden smile cards!! Apparently she will only give you one if you stand out in the crowd!! How superficial is that statement alone. So she will only approach you if you look super glam and very attractive. So don't you lot dare go out slumming it in normal attire ok!!!

Not now nurse has posted a video on her new bizniss fb page. Except its not new she's just renamed the old manifestation page into something that reminds me of Mid Morning Matters with Alan Partridge.
Anyway summary of video is

• she's jacked in job. Didn't need any notice so finished that day
• won't be looking for another job working for someone else
• wants to set up own bizniss offering therapies
• is doing a life coaching course which also includes manifestation
• she's says 'the sort of person that when she wants something she goes for it and always achieves it' and then uses the example of IVF and how she got a child at the end of it and repeats how when she wants something she goes in and always gets it because she's passionate and isn't afraid of work (great thanks NNN. Those of us who's IVF failed are just lazy and didn't want it enough. Also what happened to FLP? The stuff on the goal board you never achieved? The nails? Even the manifestation bizniss? Too much effort conjuring up parking spaces?)
• she's technically unemployed but this is where hard work starts and has a busy week ahead with admin ordering business cards and such (nothing about setting up company, tax advice etc)
• she said she's qualified in all therapies she's offering, accredited and insured

So there you go. I wish her luck given it's what she's probably trained to do and doesn't involve a shonky MLM but her history shows this is likely to last a couple weeks before she gets bored and realises she has absolutely no reach or influence and is talking in her locked down fb group to a load of random hangers on from her manifestation course, other scamversity victims, well meaning friends, MN burner accounts and her mum.

Nurse said on her Insta stories yesterday that she's doing a Life Coaching Course. I'm not convinced she's the inspirational sort that I would go to for Life Coaching if I felt I needed it.

Unless I've missed it she's not mentioned her resignation on Insta, it's like she's ghosted the school job!

I propose a drinking game where you take a shot every time she says ‘literally’

I smashed 15 gins in the sunshine the other week and was still coherent, and even I don't think I could manage this challenge and stay alive. It's literally every second word with her!!

Literally screen grabbed this from the captions on todays stories

That is hilarious

🤣🤣🤣

The resignation announcement was on tick tock with the jelly announcement

Thanks for the warning Sugarplum I’m in Worc this afternoon. Although I’m probably not glam enough, but I am in a profession that she would be wetting herself to recruit.

Can just imagine Nurse's therapy/life coaching...."you literally just have to do xyz and it will literally change your life, literally!"

I also don't think that hair product company she keeps banging on about will be sharing her review videos any time soon. That oil she had is meant to be used on the ends of your hair, not put on your roots/scalp like she did! Clearly has money to burn if she can't be arsed to use an expensive product properly!

She literally loves ‘the Secret’ and reads it literally all the time

to me that’s a huge red flag in a therapist

Does Nurse ever do anything loosely, or metaphorically? It must be an awful strain being literal all the time.

Thank you for your warning @Sugarplum48 ! The devil in me wants to organise a select group of Bot Watchers to go on a day trip to Worcester, dressed up to the nines. I might even get my gold out of the safe and wear that too. Who’s up for it? 😈🤣

Apparently she will only give you one if you stand out in the crowd!!

Fnarr! Fnarr! 🤣🤮