MLM Bot Watch 76: Commercial cults manifesting disaster for their recruits

[YouOKHun]

Just thought I’d start this thread. If someone else has done so simultaneously let me know!

That’s the one, very keen to push FL to beauticians and walk the line of medical advice very finely

Where has Castle said 8 figure earner?
She does realise that is a £10m a year salary?
Or £210k a week!!!
she is absolutely clueless

Any clues for "up and coming bot" please?

I have a feeling that Yawn might be there. She's popped up on her Feel Fabulous group saying she's finished her 24 day program and it looks a bit like she's in a hotel room, although it's difficult to tell as it's mainly her upper body in the footage

Hmm not like her to be coy

Hi all! I've been following these threads for a number of years. I've worked out most of the bots and find them fascinating. Last week when checking in on Yawn I made the cardinal sin / error and added her as a friend. She quickly sent me a message asking what had made me add her. I removed the request but needed to share!

Excited to see what happens in Bali (or doesn't)

Up and coming “Prosecco “ bot has done the extra long flight with 24hr stop over in Singapore. Either they’ve done it to save money or it’s the only flights FL are funding.
If Yawn has done as promised and taken the whole family perhaps they’ve gone overland considering it’s over 3 days since she posted from home. Or maybe a complex series of budget flights.
I still can’t believe she has kept so quiet. The last mention of Bali was just before Christmas. Very out of character. New bikinis would have been an ideal opportunity to showcase her weight loss business.

I’ve done that before with yawn 🤣we do have mutual friends and I said I thought she was someone else 🤣🤣

Prosecco bot was previously known on here as Starbucks bot because she spends most of her life in there. She’s been in FLP for about nine or ten years I think and was originally in Homeschool’s downline.

She’s local to me and we have mutual friends. She used to be a teacher before she sacked her boss to have her kids. Her husband earns a decent amount in the building trade so that’s what funds their lifestyle. She’s spinning the Singapore layover as a ‘treat’

She started spending a lot of time with Castle’s ex-BFF when they fell out last year and I think must have taken on a big chunk of Homeschool’s former downline when she quit because she went from zero to sad yoga mat quite quickly that year.

Maybe the speedy climb from zero to sad yoga mat was responsible for the climb from Starbucks to Prosecco 😁 ...the dizzy heights of success!

....and not like her to miss all those opportunities to show off about the trip in the build-up, and to shoe-horn in the weightloss wherever possible.

I'm convinced she's there

I can confirm Yawn is in a hotel as I have now got home and been able to watch her reel. It is yet to be confirmed if she is indeed in Bali or is in the Linton Travel Tavern a la Alan Partridge and just pretending she's in Bali!

Not sure when Castle last bought a tin of Heinz Beans but someone should tell her they're £1.40 a tin not £1

Castle's new £1 opportunity is so amaaaaaaayzing it's selling out fast, so hurry up as there is a limited number of 'seats'.
There are currently 63 'seats' left, the same amount at there was when I first received the offer 6 hours ago.

The problem with Global rally’s they sort of take over the average bot watchers lives. I think we become forensically obsessed with their activities.
Im not working today so in between a mammoth laundry session I have been trying to match the hotel room Yawn is in to the hotels FL are using and (I know sad of me) those in the vicinity. As it looks a pretty standard room, and Yawn has yet to give us the customers walk through with the ooh aah commentary, I couldn’t match it to any of the hotels. And yes I did a comparison with multiple traveller photos on tripadvisor. I’m my defence I am semi retired and have far too much time on my hands.
Anyway unless it is a stopover hotel in Singapore or some other stop over place I don’t think she has reached Bali yet. Her post re 1st May does look as though she may be sat in an airport but it could be any large shopping centre food hall.
I would agree that she is capable of major fraud and may have booked herself into any generic hotel for 24 hrs to film updates to use over the next few days. She may pull it off since none of her team or close associates seem to be attending. Her ex-bff is in a different hotel and they will be actively avoiding each other. The ultimate fake it til you make it!

I must say I love the idea of Yawn spending four days skulking in a Travelodge in Reading posting a limited amount of very carefully curated partial views before flying out cattle class tomorrow, all in order to be able to turn up at GR claiming she had earlier travelled 'independently' to Bali to take full advantage of her trip

So castle is in the bargain bin, rooting around for spare pounds

Who would have thought it

Just spotted the “amazing” offer. She is really desperate. I wonder how hysterical her posts will become through this week. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that she’s losing her cool during FGR23 week.

Castle’s certainly scraping the bottom of her namesake with her latest desperate offering.

How does your digestive tract feel amazing?

I also looked at Yawns video, looks like cards next to the TV, could she be at her parents?

Castle is just looking absolutely desperate now, almost every day there is another cheaper offer to join her “university” and still has no takers. Even if someone was interested in joining then surely the desperation would put anyone off

Bruvs cheap looking graphic design
including the jackets, her SM filters, just make the whole thing look cheap, as for the permanent fiddling with your hair (curling for the camera 🤯) makes me think of Logan Roy saying ‘you are not serious people’

Yawn is 100% in a hotel room. It looks like a Singapore layover. You're not going to be wearing a yellow summer dress in the temps we're having here but maybe in Singapore. Plus the bags under her eyes from jet lag do not lie unlike her mouth

Blimey she looks knackered!

Let's give him his full title remember, Dean of Crayons 🖍️